Notice:

I'd like everyone to know that this fic is ridiculously unrealistic, and that rape is a horrifying and traumatizing experience for anyone to go through. You people are really triggering me by reading this, and the only people worse than people like you people who read this smut are people who write it. I'm fairly certain everybody involved in this little project is a terrible person except for me.

Now the future of this fic remains uncertain, since I've kinda had everybody who is anything above a random mook in the show get fucked on the train, except for Ruby and Oobleck, which is serious business. Maybe in the future, I'll have the train crash into the city and everybody comes and kills the Grimm and they have an even larger orgy where I get to use all the characters, but for now I'm marking this fic as complete so I don't have to deal with this trash.

I'm sorry if you followed this fic and liked reading it, but you should probably go find another smutfic to get off to, for various reasons. The first reason is that this fic is complete at the time of this notice. The second reason is that smut doesn't come naturally to me and that I'm mostly good at ruining everything I touch and maybe black comedy. Also terrible puns. I like those.

Go read OrganOfFlames bullshit or something because he is a lot better at this than I am and the smut is still hilariously unrealistic and spontaneous.

Also one of his fics technically gets so called "weird ass bestiality points" which I myself have had the honor of receiving some time ago.

Go eat a fat desk, love

Cornonjacob