A/N: Surprise! Consider this someone's birthday present out there. That and my brain wouldn't leave me alone about this, so you can thank my overactive imagination. Enjoy

Disclaimer throughout story: No, don't own Naruto or Criminal Minds

This is not how Spencer planned to spend his last day with Hinata. He had planned on perhaps another romantic day in town with dinner, sweets, and lovemaking. Don't get him wrong, Spencer doesn't mind the celebratory dinner on Gideon's dime; and how his team's been surprisingly well-behaved during the whole thing. Maybe he's just being a bit selfish as he lays a hand on Hinata's knee- and fidgetting as he does- feeling the light softness of the light blue dress Garcia had taken Hinata to get. Sometimes that woman really is a goddess. Spencer himself is dress in a white button up covered by a brown blazer, red tie, and matching dress pants.

"To Mr and Mrs Reid," Garcia, dressed in a birght pink, strapless dress, announces as she lifts her glass filled with red wine. Hinata squeaks while Spencer chokes on the boiled carrot he's eating.

"Baby Girl, they're not married yet. Wait until the reception," Derek says while laughing at Spencer's attempt to wash down the carrot that nearly killed him with his own wine while Hinata rubs his back.

"Garcia, I think you embarassed the poor girl," Emily, dressed in her own black dress and sitting next to Spencer's fiancee, assesses.

"How about we just toast the actual engagement," JJ, tan dress with spaghetti straps, suggests.

"I agree," Aaron, a pressed dark suit, says while Haley, dark grey dresse and hair tied into an elegant bun, laughs while raising her own glass.

Gideon, gray suit, clamps his hand on Spencer's shoulder after the choking sounds cease, giving the young and now red-faced a reassuring smile. Spencer clears his throat before giving his own tiny smile before raising his now mostly empty glass himself. Hinata's own giggle isn't missed as she places on hand on top of Spencer's, which is still on her knee- and raises her own glass.

"To Spencer and Hinata," Derek announces and gives Spencer a smirk, "Who is, surprisingly, one of the the first one to tie the knot. Seriously, Pretty Boy, I thought I would get married before you."

"And why is that so surprising!" Spencer blurts as he glares at the now laughing table.

"Spence, how many times has Morgan and Derek tried to set you up with a girl?" JJ answers after she calms her giggles.

"Exactly 53 times," Spencer answers and feels Hinata's hand squeeze his, "And I already had a girlfriend!"

"That we never knew about, Boy Wonder, cut us some slack," Garcia says.

"I thought you would get the hint that I wasn't interested after the tenth attempt."

"We were starting to get a hint to another reason, Reid," Emily saiys. Spencer gives a look that tells her to explain. Again, Derek and Garcia burst into laughter, causing his curiosity and frustration to grow.

"Reid, think about it. A guy who turns down every pretty woman who shows interest," Derek starts to elaborate, "What will his friends start to think."

The grip on his hand increases, and Spencer turns to see Hinata looking down at her plate consisting of steak, mashed potatoes, and green beans; her face a bit pink. Spencer blinks again in confusion before turning to Gideon who only shook his head, meaning he's staying out of this. Eventually, Garcia's usual loud and colorful personality answered for him.

"We thought you didn't like girls period."

There's silence for a few seconds before Spencer's face turns ten shades of red and glares at his teammmates who once more throw out a fit of laughter.

"I hate you guys."

"Love you too, Pretty Boy," Derek says between laughs.

"Come on, Spence, it's what Garcia said," JJ defends, "We didn't know you already had a girlfriend."

"And one so gorgeous too," Garcia goes on as she eyes a fidgety Hinata, "Seriously, are those girls real?"

Hinata squeaks while putting Spencer' hand in a death grip, "Garcia!" Spencer yells as his own face turns even more red.

"Oh come on, we all were wondering the same thing," Garcia says.

"I think you should stop now," Hotch said as Haley hid her giggles behind her napkin. Hotch himself was failing at hiding his amusement.

"Please," Spencer says as he bows his head, his hair falling over his face. He's going to have to get it cut before the big day. Hinata's free hand is caressing his shoulder. Gideon patting his other.

"All right, all right, we'll stop," Derek says while holding his hands up in defeat, but a smirk still splayed across his face, "But Pretty Boy's gonna have to agree to a bachelor party."

"No," Spencer doesn't look up as he answers bluntly.

"Oh come, Reid!"

"No."

"He already gave his answer, my beautiful piece of chocolate," Garcia patted Derek's shoulder comfortably, "But we are allowed to take him to celebrate the day before his wedding."

"We can totally do that," Emily agrees.

"And who says I'll go with you."

"Those embarassing secrets that I will gladly send to your lovely fiancee here," Garcia says, smiling at Hinata who's staring at her wide-eyed.

"Garcia," Gideon warns.

"Can we at least hang out with him before the big day. You know, to help with those pre-wedding jitters." Emily says.

"Don't talk like we're not here," Spencer growls as Hinata squeezes his hand. He knew he should have just had a day with her.

"Alright, let's calm down," Haley's the one who's surprisingly speaks up, "This is a day to celebrate, not tease someone endlessly."
"But that's how we show Reid that we love him," Garcia argues. Derek adding his agreement. Spencer just growls.

When Gideon pays the bill and everyone only socializes, Gideon pulls Spencer to a part of the restaurant where the team won't see them. The elder agent lets a smile form on his lips as he pulls Spencer into a hug.

"I'm proud of you, Spencer," Gideon says, "You came a long way."

Spencer's face shows shock but splits into his own smile, "You didn't pull me over here so you could just tell me that."

"No, I didn't," Gideon pats Spencer's back. He looks straight into Spencer's eye, "I'm also offerring to pay for your wedding."

Spencer's jaw drops, "Wait...Gideon, you don't have to..."

"I don't have to, but I want to," Gideon elaborates, "Spencer after everything you gave, I believe this is the least you deserve. Besides, I think you might want to put your money towards a special honemoon."

Spencer can't help the pink returning to his lips. Surprisingly, the honeymoon has been the biggest thing Spencer's been concentrating on. He wants to take his Firepetal somewhere special like France or even England. Best hotels and best accomandations. The woman put up so much with him, this is the least he owed her.

"Still, would if the wedding's more expensive than we planned. I don't want to take advantage you."

"You're not, and I trust you, Spencer," Gideon goes on, "Just think of it as a wedding present."

"A really big one," Spencer replies.

"Again, the least you deserve."

"That was fun," Hinata says while the two are driving back to Spencer' apartment.

"Yeah, at my expense," Spencer pouts. Hinata's hand finds it way to his knee.

"Spider, I can tell they completely love you," she switches to Japanese, "And since you're the youngest, you tend to get teased."

Spencer raises an eyebrow, "Are you a profiler?"

"No, just observant," Hinata's smile is bright. Spencer can't help but laugh.

"By the way, how do you feel about Gideon paying for the wedding?"

A good start? Tell me.