A/N: So internet, I recently discovered the wonder that is Skippy's list and after reading various fanfic variants I was inspired to write my own for the Companions of Skyrim. Five rules will be released every week until I run out of new rules to write down. Each rule will be followed by the name of the person who came up with it. Some knowledge of the Characters from 'A New Companion' may be needed to fully understand some of the rules, but most should be funny regardless. Enjoy.

By the order of Kodlak Whiteman, Harbinger of the Companions of Ysgramor, the following rules are to be obeyed by all new-bloods and members of the Circle. NO EXCEPTIONS!

1) No one is to trade another Companion's belongings for any of the following: magic beans, sweet rolls, sleeping tree sap(illegal!) or mammoth tusks for the purpose of impressing pretty merchants(Torvar). - Vilkas

2) It is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission no longer applies to Liedan or Ram-Ku - Aela

3) None of you are the high king or queen of Skyrim, most of you aren't even Nords! - Vilkas

4) 'The field of honour' is not be invoked with regards to small children – Ria

5) The only people old enough to have fought in the Great War are Kodlak, Athis and Falin – do not imply that anyone else did - Njada

A/N: If you have any questions about any of these rules, do ask and I will be glad to answer.