Gomenasai, Minna-san.
Forgive me if almost all of these one-shots lack creativity, imagination, and good grammar...as well as canon info.

Title: Drunken Sobriety

Desc: Onodera gets drunk one night, though, unlike all the other times, he remembers every detail of his drunken time with Takano.

Rating: T (implied sex and mild use of cuss words)

"I dooon't just liiiike you, Takano..."

He hiccuped.

"I loooove you..."

The older man sighed in frustration, running his hand through his hair. It had been the tenth time Onodera had said this, and it was a phrase he wanted to hear while Ritsu was sober, not while he was drunk.

"Stop saying that, Onodera." he sighed. "Things that aren't true shouldn't be said..."

"But it's truuuuue..." Ritsu hiccups. "I-I'm not lyyyying...! Lying is for liiiiiars..."

His face was bright red, and he would probably fall at any moment to the ground. And the thought of his poor lover falling and hurting himself caused Takano immense pain.

"Takanoooo..." Ritsu sighed drunkenly. "Pay atteeeention to meee!"

Takano shook his head, trying to get every dirty thought out of his head. It wasn't the best idea to try anything in public, with people watching and drunk Ritsu having no idea what he was doing.

'Only a few more blocks until home...' he thought to himself.

"Noooo fair!" Ritsu pouted. "Hooow come you doooon't wanna pay atteeeention to me noow but you alwaaaays fuuuucked me befooore...?"

Takano looked around to make sure no one had heard. Keeping his mouth shut, he continued to walk silently home.

"Takaaaanooo~!" Ritsu whined, crossing his arms and stomping his foot. "Pay atteeeention to me~!"

"Quiet down." he hissed. "You're being an asshole."

"Takanoooooo~!" Ritsu whined louder. "Stop teaaaasing meee~! You knooow how hooorny I get when you uuuuuse that toooone~!"

'And he says I'm the one teasing...' Takano thought, chuckling to himself and soon groaning form how hard he was becoming.

Ritsu whined the whole way towards the apartment, saying how Takano was making him horny and how he couldn't take this anymore. Takano found himself not being able to handle it, and grabbed the drunken male, pulling him inside his apartment and pushing him up against the wall.

"I think you drank way too much." he growled in Ritsu's ear seductively.

""Stooooop with the fuuuucking teasing~!" Ritsu whined.

Takano chuckled, watching as Ritsu clumsily tried to cuddle into his chest.

"I loooove you..."

He froze. Once again, he found himself wishing that Onodera was sober.

"You're drunk." he sighed. "Too drunk."

"I'm not lyyyying!" Ritsu said seriously. "Why wooon't you beliiieve me?!"

"Because last time," Takano held him tightly. "you confessed that you loved me, you forgot all about it the next day. I can't have that."

"But...I'm not thaaat drunk!" Ritsu pouted. "I only haaad two driiinks!"

Ritsu held up three fingers, showing his 'point'.

Takano smiled, very amused.

"I think you've had way more than two." he chuckled.

"Fuuuuck you..." Ritsu hiccuped. "I...I...you're an aaasshole..."

"An asshole that you love?" Takano grinned.

Sighing, Onodera hugged Takano close to him.

"Yeeees..."

Takano was shocked, and noticed that Ritsu wasn't even looking half sleepy.

"Takano-san..." Ritsu sighed dreamily. "Please fuck me..."

Takano's eyes went wide, and he looked down at lustful eyes of his lover. They were slowly drooping closed, the desire of getting fucked clear in them.

"Ritsu..." Takano sighed. "You're only going to forget what you said tonight..."

"I don't care..." Ritsu said clearly. "I want you...now."

That did it. The clearness of Ritsu's voice must have done something to Takano, because he snapped. Grabbing Ritsu, he immediately walked him over to the bedroom. He threw the male onto the soft mattress, and began to ravish him completely. Moans escaped the brunette's lips, and the creaking of the bed enouraged takano even more.

What happened that night...it would most likely not be remembered.

He remembered.

Ritsu looked at himself in the mirror, banging his head against the glass. He had been drunk, and he had been with Takano. Everything was clear.

And, he could have done something. He could have prevented this all from happening.

He groaned, running his hand through his messed up hair.

He hadn't been ready to confess to Takano. He had hardly even been able to confess that he thought of him as a friend. This was too soon for him...or was it?

As it was said before, he could have done something. He could have denied this all, he was actually not even that drunk. He, like he had said the night before, had only drank about two. Maybe three, but no more than four. Sure, he was quite sensitive to alcohol, but, not so sensitive that only three or four drinks sent him into a blabbering void.

He looked up at the mirror, and jumped back slightly. Takano was behind him.

"T-Takano!" he gasped, blushing and turning around. "Ah, about last night, I-"

"I take it you remember?" Takano grinned satisfyingly.

Silence slowly began to fill the air, but Takano didn't seemed to mind. The smirk on his face proved to Ritsu that he enjoyed watching his lover squirm with discomfort. Quite the sadist, he was...

"...yes." Ritsu gulped, looking away. "E-Every detail..."

"I guess you really weren't that drunk." Takano smiled. "It was adorable, you know."

"What?"

"The way you clung to me." he explained. "You kept repeating the same thing over and over-"

"I love you."

Takano's eyes widened, and Ritsu slapped a hand over his mouth. He hadn't meant to say that, maybe it had been some alcohol from last night that had just kicked in. He had not meant to say it, it was purely unintentional! Not a fiber in his body would deceive him in such a way...right?

He was deep red as he tried to look away. He was embarrassed beyond belief.

"I-I didn't mean...! What I meant was-! I didn't really...! I-I..." he was stumbling over his words, it was hard to speak at the moment. Breathing was becoming impossible.

"Ritsu." Takano pressed his lips to the other male's.

Ritsu's eyes were wide, and he closed them only slightly at the end of the kiss.

"I know you're not ready..." Takano sighed. "I'm waiting...I'll be waiting until you're ready."

"Takano-san..." Ritsu sighed. "I-I love you..."

Takano smiled, loving the sound of Ritsu finally saying those three words while he was sober.

Next time, he'd be perfectly sober when he fucked him that hard.