I do not own Naruto, but why do I have to say this over and over again.

Here is the third chapter.

Previously

I'm not gonna be in the village at that point so I don't know" she told him. "Whatever you do, I can't help you with it"

Naruto was shocked at that, "Why won't you be in the village?

"I'm going to go look for Shishou" she said simply, and Naruto and Sasuke nodded in understanding.

"So we have all this mapped out, now we have to figure out how to get our strength back up"

"Yes we have to-" they were suddenly interrupted when the sensed someone staring at them, it was Ino Yamanaka. Sakura was filled with grief when she saw her, because the last time she had seen her was her dead body. Sasuke and Naruto had a more neutral reaction but they were internally pleased to see her as well. There was an odd look on Ino's face.

"There is no way you guys talk together so early on" Ino told them. "You have come back in time too haven't you?"

Ino Yamanaka

She looked at herself in the mirror, and her expression was comical, an expression you'd never see her make. The last thing she had remembered was her and Chouji dying together, perhaps it was subconscious on her part, but she had always wanted to go out with him. Ever since Temari had died, Shikamaru had become a ghost of a human being, he hadn't given up trying, but it was like he had lost hope, he used to be lazy but the person that replaced him was someone she couldn't even understand anymore, it wasn't like the old Shikamaru who would have wanted to watch clouds all day, those carefree days were gone.

In that situation, she had grown closer to Chouji and maybe over time her feelings for him had become more than two friends have towards each other, but she had never acted on it because it never seemed like the right time. She saw how happy Sakura and Naruto made each other (the same with Neji and TenTen) but she didn't have the courage to take a chance and risk getting her heart broken, she didn't know how Chouji would feel about her after all, all she knew was that they had died together and she had hoped as she was dying that she could finally enjoy some peace.

And so it was surprising to her that she had woken up as a twelve year old version of herself, and the first thing she thought was that she was in a Genjutsu, but which Genjutsu was it that brought back the dead to life, she was pretty sure she had died. It felt weird, being dead, it was basically being in a perpetual state of nothing, you were conscious but yet you weren't. It was something that would require a great writer to describe.

Ino wasn't a writer though, she was a ninja first and then a florist second. She looked at her hands and her feet, it was the frail, diet version of Ino, the version she had so badly detested once she had grown up. She had spent this part of her life fighting with someone who would later on become her closest confidant and like the sister she never had, while obsessing over a boy who had betrayed their village and almost murdered the boyfriend of said best friend. It was very complicated and she never expected anyone to understand anything about it.

It had been with that attitude that she had started taking things more seriously, she had become less overconfident and more measured, she had learned the meaning of the word finesse, there wasn't a poison expert in the village who could even compare to her, she brewed the best poisons, poisons that were so complicated and difficult to find an antidote for that even her best friend, Sakura Haruno did not like to be tested against her. And she was the greatest medic nin in the world.

She was also an infiltration specialist, and was required to participate in a lot of those operations, she still remembered being the first ever person to successfully manage to cultivate an asset in the previously secluded village of Kusa. She was extremely proud of these accomplishments, of course they paled when she compared them to her rival Sakura, who had done a lot more and had gained a lot more fame in the shinobi world, her own achievements were nothing to be ashamed about, and the most important thing was that out of all people, Sakura was the one who had respected her, she trusted her judgement and often deferred to her when she was coming up with an antidote to a poison or things like that.

'To think that none of this would exist if I hadn't seen the light of the day and given up on the Uchiha' she wanted to spit when she thought of that name, because that was all she felt he deserved, nothing more and nothing less. She had thought that she loved him, and she was foolish to think that way but he had betrayed her trust and the trust of the village, he had almost killed his best friend, left him for dead, forever shattered him. The worst thing she realized was Naruto and Sakura still trying to get him back, she had given up on him a long time ago, deciding that if she ever had the chance, she'd kill him herself. She didn't look like it but she could handler her own in a fight, and she could beat Sasuke, plainly because he would underestimate her.

She had also resisted when he had come back into their fold, saying that the enemy was greater than their petty disputes and that they needed to band together to fight, she couldn't believe that he'd done to each and every member of the Konoha 12 a petty dispute, but the need at the hour was not for infighting and they needed to be united, so she had let it slide.

She was going to give up on him right away this time, and then wait for him to desert the village, which she knew he was going to do. She knew that he was too hell bent on revenge to think about anything else and that he would leave no matter what, which meant that she'd wait for that to happen, and then with her skill, which she apparently had taken back in time with her, she'd devastate him, then eviscerate him.

The second thing she wanted to do was make sure her friendship with Sakura Haruno was back on. She had lost some time due to the past that could not be changed (she had no idea how they had made it back after all) but better late than never was a motto. Which was why Ino decided to fake being sick and skip class for the day, hoping to convince Sakura to skip with her.

She was waiting outside the academy, looking at the building wistfully, it was a memory of a day and time gone by, although she had gone back in time she'd never be an immature child again, she'd make sure that everything was well taken care of, and she was going to start with Sakura.

However the only thing she could do was look on with shock as Sakura and Naruto walked by her, they were animatedly talking to each other, and hadn't noticed Ino, who had actually concealed herself.

'What the hell?' she thought to herself as she began following the two as they made their way to the academy. She knew her best friend Sakura like she knew a book on poisons, she could tell anyone anything about her, and she knew about her past, all of it. She knew about how Sakura really felt about Naruto way before even Sakura realized it and she knew about her biggest fears and insecurities, but not once, not once had she known Sakura and Naruto to have a friendly conversation at the age they were.

Sakura hated Naruto when she was twelve, she was not going to have a conversation with him. Something seemed off.

'Hmmm' she thought to herself before deciding to skip the academy today. She had forged an absent note from her father and had sent it to Iruka, who seemed to have accepted it without a doubt, which meant it left her free to explore the village, she had wanted to go into class and see how Sakura and Naruto behaved with each other, but her instincts told her something was off.

And it was wandering the village that she had found the former team seven sitting at the docks. Naruto and Sakura seemed to be holding hands, which sent alarm bells ringing in Ino's head. Something was definitely off here, they weren't supposed to start dating till six years later. However the weirdest thing was Sasuke, Ino was filled with anger when she had seen him, and yet he was talking to them, writing things down in a scroll. She decided that she needed to sneak up and listen to what they were going to say.

And she came within hearing range of the three team members, staying as stealthy as she could to avoid being detected, she heard her best friend say the words "No, I don't think I need to do anything important, except maybe restart my friendship with Ino"

Ino was surprised enough that she could have dropped a glass vase had she been holding one, however she resorted to covering her mouth with her hands in order to quell any sort of surprised squeal that could have erupted from it. She knew they had their guard down because Naruto and Sakura were next to impossible to hide from. She noticed them smiling at each other and she realized that they were time travelers, like her. They had come back in time, and they had already teamed up.

'Birds of a feather flock together' she thought to herself. Many people in the Shinobi world had noticed that the Team 7 was an expy of the legendary Sannin. They were trained by someone who went on to become the Hokage and were equally famous in their own right, even using the same summons the first three Sannins used. It was almost incredible how similar the two were.

She kept on listening, wondering when they were going to start sensing her. They talked about the wave mission and Sasuke Uchiha cracked a joke (which could have led to Ino squealing in surprise again) about Orochimaru being creepy, and it was when Sakura had talked about finding Sakura that Ino finally decided that yes, there were other people who had gone back with her and had decided to show herself.

There is no way you guys talk together so early on" Ino told them. "You have come back in time too haven't you?"

They looked at her with shocked expressions on their faces, what was it with shocked expressions on everyone's faces, her parents were shocked when she decided to have a full and hearty breakfast, and now this. Why were people so shocked.

"What the hell?" Naruto said. "You guys came back in time, I didn't know. YOU LIED TO ME" he said trying to defuse the situation. Sasuke just looked at him and shook his head while Sakura had tears in her eyes.

Ino had tears in her eyes too, they may be in a younger body but they were still best friends.

"The floodgates are about to be opened Naruto" Sasuke sagely warned him. Naruto heeded his warning as he slowly began backing off and watched the two women who were now openly crying hug each other.

-x-

Rock Lee

Rock Lee stared was in a daze as he made his way to the training grounds, not sure if what he was seeing was a dream or if it really was reality, because he was certain that it wasn't Genjutsu. The one man who he considered to be his father, Might Guy was standing in front of him and smiling, showing him all his pearly white teeth. Rock Lee remembered Might Guy giving him the toothpaste of youth that would also enable to have him shiny white teeth like him and how amazing that was.

He still couldn't believe the whole thing, however Might Guy himself was worried because none of his team members were themselves. Neji, Tenten and Rock Lee all seemed weirdly apprehensive about something, like they were on edge. He had no idea what was happening.

"What has gotten into you guys, it seems like the youth is not running strong in you today" Might Guy said to them with a hint of disappointment in his voice, which had immediately alarmed Guy Sensei.

"Guy Sensei" Lee called out excitedly, "There is not a chance on this green earth that my youth will run out, I promise to always stay youthful and believe in it's power, or as time is my witness, I shall run a thousand times around Konoha on my hands, and if I can't do that, then I shall run ten thousand times around Konoha on one leg"

Might Guy looked at him and smiled. "Lee" he said, his voice brimming with affection.

"Guy sensei" said Lee excitedly.

"LEE" Guy shouted as they moved to hug each other and the surroundings were suddenly turned to a beach with sunset in the far distance. Neji and Tenten kept staring at each other and then looked at the student and sensei duo, one could almost mistake them for being father and son. Both of them simultaneously face palmed.

Might Guy saw Neji and Tenten face palming and was glad, it looked like he had his old team back.

"Now that's more like it" he said smiling as Neji and Tenten continued to bury their face in their hands.

Tenten

"What has gotten into you today?" Tenten asked Neji, they had finished training but Tenten was surprised because Neji had been quiet all day, which was unlike him. He never spoke much but her boyfriend did have a habit of sneering at Lee and reminding him how inferior he was compared to him. Today however Neji was behaving strangely, which could mean that something was up with the surroundings she was in.

It had taken her some time to accept the fact that she was probably not in a Genjutsu and had actually traveled back in time, but what the hell was the weapons specialist going to do about it. She knew that she had to change things, mostly save her boyfriend's life and make sure that peace be established, but she found herself highly uncomfortable facing the fact that she could have to do it alone.

She looked at Neji, and it wasn't the guy she had fallen in love with. Not yet, Neji had matured after the Chunin exams and it was after that they had started going out. Pretty soon they were married, and even though a lot of members of his clan opposed it (Tenten was an orphan who did not have to worry about a clan), Neji's uncle and the clan head gave them full support to get married.

She could have wondered what it would be like to lose each other in throes of passion but before they could even cement the fact that they'd been married, the war had begun. And Neji had given his life trying to save her. They had both died together, maybe she had died before him, she didn't even remember anymore. All she remembered was Shikamaru closing his eyes and asking everyone to think of something happy before death claimed them all. And then it was over.

And yet here she was, thirteen years old, waking up and finding out that she was not in a Genjutsu and more likely had traveled back in time, but what was weirder was watching her brother like figure Rock Lee and her husband and the love of her live Neji just behave in a weird way. Neji seemed confused but Rock Lee just seemed happy, which was a characteristic that the old him but strange. It was all strange, the only person who was in character was Rock Lee.

"So" Neji said, sensing the awkward silence, Lee and Gai had run away at some point, doing just Lee and Gai things, and the future husband and wife (although Tenten wasn't sure if that would even happen this time even though she really badly wanted it to) "This is weird" he said slowly, not quite sure about the tone he should be taking with her.

Tenten absently nodded her head. "Yeah, you can say that again" she said to him.

"This is weird"

Suddenly the alarm bells in Tenten's head began ringing.

Flashback

It was an hour after they had gotten married, it wasn't the wedding ceremony she would have liked or that other girls had dreamed about, she wanted a service which would have shown off how much in love they were, what they had gotten was a very nervous and drunk Hokage Naruto who was officiating the wedding and kept stepping over his own words and fumbling the speech. Kiba and Shikamaru were sitting in the back getting their jollies off with every single mistake the Hokage made.

It was kinda neat to see Shikamaru laughing because after Temari had died, Shikamaru barely even smiled. If affected their daughter Nami, who had kind of become the Konoha 12's common child because all of them took care of her. She had wondered as she was saying her wows if there was going to be a point in time where they'd be lucky enough to have their own kids, but doubting that it would happen, they'd be dead before that ever happened.

They were in their bedroom now, they had been sent there after Naruto and Kiba had proceeded to let out catcalls, there was a blush on Neji's face that had rendered him as red as a tomato. It was cute.

"Why are you feeling so shy?" Tenten asked him. "We've had sex before dummy"

"Not as a married couple we haven't, you can say we haven't consummated our marriage yet" Neji shout back.

"Then let's get on that right away" she said before rising up and smashing her lips onto Neji's. They let out a moan and it was a full two minutes before they separated, ready to tear each other's clothes off and start consummating the wedding.

"This is weird" Neji said, and both of them burst out laughing.

"You can say that again" Tenten said as they proceeded to kiss.

End Flashback

"Ten-chan?" Neji asked her with apprehension in his voice.

It was just a question but never had those two words brought as much joy to her as they did right now, and then she proceeded to smash her lips onto his, and he kissed her right back.

She was not alone in this.

-x-

Sasuke Uchiha

He had seen women cry before, but this was nothing like Karin's moaning, Sakura and Ino cried on for what seemed like ages while Naruto just stood there staring at the two, he wasn't it shock, it seemed like he wasn't even paying attention. He was humming something under his breath. Sasuke shifted closer and focused his attention towards Naruto, curious to know what it was that the blonde haired buffoon of a best friend was humming.

'Don't stop believing' Sasuke cringed when he heard that. There was some sort of emotional reunion going on and Naruto was singing a song. Sometimes he did not understand his best friend.

"So is the love in done?" Sasuke asked them because he knew that Naruto was not going to return to the land of the living anytime soon unless he would jolt him awake, "Because Naruto is singing songs now, which means he's getting bored"

They all knew the implications of a bored Naruto, a bored Naruto was a very, very dangerous Naruto.

"Hey, that song is awesome, do not insult that song" Naruto hotly called out sounding offended at the very idea that they would try to insult the song.

"He's not insulting the song you idiot, he's insulting you" Ino said with a tired expression on her face, which made Naruto drop his head in shame.

"Alright, enough of this fluff, can we get down to the nuts and bolts of this thing and- what?" he asked, stopping all of a sudden when he saw the expression on Naruto's face, it was one of shock, like he had seen a ghost.

"You said Bolt" Naruto said to Sasuke, who just stared on with a confused expression of his own, he had no idea where Naruto was even going with this.

"Yes, let's get down to the nuts and bolts of this thing" Sasuke continued, hoping that Naruto would drop it but he didn't.

"Bolt is an awesome name, I am going to call my son that" Naruto finished with a determined expression on his face. There was a moment of silence as all that could be heard was the gentle wind rustling. If one would concentrate, you could hear the distant chatter of the busy market place of their village, it was all so peaceful, a peace that Sasuke was not used to. But it was something he could get used to.

"You are not going to call our kid Bolt Naruto, that is final" Sakura said to him.

"Why?" Naruto asked surprised. "It's an homage to Neji, our dead comrade"

"There are several dead comrades, most of them even died at the same time as Neji, so pay homage to someone else alright?"

"What would you I rather call our kid, something stupid like Salada?" Naruto asked her. Sasuke sensed that they were about to get into an argument and decided that he did not want to deal with any of this shit right now.

"SHUT UP" he shouted, uncharacteristic of him, which made everyone stop talking and start looking at him.

"Getting back to the basics of this thing" he said emphasizing on the word 'basic' because he did not want Naruto to get obsessed with Bolt again. "We need to have a plan, we need to make sure that everything goes according to plan and that when it all goes according to plan we have more things that we have planned" Sasuke said to them, with each word Naruto began getting more and more confused.

"So" Ino started slowly. "What you're saying is we need a plan?"

Sasuke nodded. "Yes, we need a damn good plan", he wanted to save everything he could, he had the knowledge of the future after all, how hard could it be? "We need to stop the invasion from happening, we need to save the Third Hokage, we need to get Itachi back, there are so many things to do" Sasuke said, and suddenly he realized how daunting it really was, and he realized how unsure he must have sounded to them.

However Naruto looked unfazed as he reached out an placed a hand on Sasuke's shoulder. "It's okay man" he said to Sasuke, trying to be as reassuring as he could, that Sasuke was sure of. Even Sakura and Ino were smiling at him. "You don't have to do it alone this time alright? We're in this together. All of us, Team 7" he said as he put his fist in the air.

"Team 7" Sakura said as she reached out and joined her fists with Naruto, they both looked at Sasuke. Sasuke almost didn't want to do it but Naruto had this enthusiasm that was almost infectious.

"Team 7" Sasuke said as he finally bumped fists, Sasuke concluded that it looked really stupid but he didn't really care, the fact that he was going through this with his best friend had already made this far more easier than it needed to be. They stood there for a bit, with their fists touching each other when a fourth fist reached out and bumped all the three.

"And INO" Ino shouted with triumph. Naruto stared at her with an open mouth, which Naruto seemed to have been doing a lot lately but shook it off immediately.

"Team 7 and Ino everybody, we'll save the world, one person at a time" Naruto said with a cheer in his voice, and everybody else cheered, they figured that while they were in a kid's body, they might as well behave like a kid.

Tenten, Neji and Hinata

"So what is the plan here?" Hinata asked them.

"Save everyone? Not let anyone die, don't let the fourth world war start, what else is there to save?" Tenten replied in a bored tone.

"Get rid of the caged seal for one" Hinata said to them. Neji looked at her with a grateful expression on his face. That had always been Hinata's dream, to be the clan head that finally broke down the barrier and once and for all, removed the cursed seal of fate that was on the heads of several of their fellow clansmen. It was a day of great rejoicing, it also meant that Neji and Tenten's kids were no longer in the danger of being sealed off. Naruto had figured out a way to remove the cursed seal from people who already had them, but to Hinata's surprise, not everyone got it removed, some of them included Neji.

"I don't want to remove it Hinata-sama" Neji had told her once. "I want to wear this as a badge of honor, to show the world that you may cage me, but you can't take my freedom away from me"

And Hinata had told him that Neji was no longer caged, and was free to do as he pleased, but by then their relationship had become as close as that of a bond between two blood siblings and Neji had stayed with her, assisting her in the day to day clan affairs. It had been great fun working with her brother, watching him open up and fall in love with Tenten, one of the finest moments of her life. Hinata was happy that this time she would get to focus on other things too.

"Not yet, your father thinks you are too weak Hinata-sama" Neji told her, assuming a formal tone. Tenten had once told Hinata that Neji's formal tone and Neji's team leader tone were quite similar. Hinata's eyebrow twitched, she did not like being addressed as 'sama' by her brother, but there were more important things to worry about.

Hinata looked at the training ground they were in. She was amazed that Lee was there, jumping around with his sensei, his face bore an expression of complete joy.

"Do you think he came back as well?" Neji asked Tenten. She didn't quite know how to answer that question, it sure was possible, two members of her team (including her) had come back after all, there was no telling who else could have come back. Then she saw the look on Neji's face and realized how much he would need his best friend.

"Hey, he'll still be your best friend" Tenten said holding Neji's hand and smiling at him. Hinata just looked at the young couple and smiled.

"So here's what we are going to do, one of us has to make sure that Naruto does not feel lonely" Hinata told them.

"Yeah, and another has to make sure that Sasuke does not become a turncoat again so that it doesn't cause Naruto and Sakura any problems" Neji threw in his own suggestion.

"Why is it that all our problems seem to revolve around those three, it's almost like we have no problems of our own. We've got 99 problems and 98 of them are team seven" Tenten joked.

"Yeah Tenten, you should stick to throwing knives instead of one liners, you're way better at that" Neji said to her, with a wry smile on his face. Tenten just playfully punched Neji on his arm.

"What about Kiba?" Tenten asked Hinata, and she closed her eyes in shame.

At first their relationship was nothing more than that of comrades and teammates, then he had developed a crush on her, but her allegiance and love was always for Naruto. It had saddened Hinata to see Naruto get together with Sakura, and her relationship with Kiba had begun as a way to get rid of her grief, it was entirely physical, at least at first it was. She didn't know why, but Hinata never wanted to mention her relationship with him in public. Kiba had been okay with that, resigned to the fact that he was always going to be second best when it came to her love, but as their relationship progressed, it dawned on her that she had fallen in love with him, and it wasn't the obsession she had with Naruto, it was having a complete understanding of him as a person, and accepting his positives and negatives, one of her greatest regrets was that she never got to tell him that. They died before that could happen. She wanted to change that, this time she'd tell him first.

"What about him?" she asked Tenten

"What Tenten means is" Neji said in a panicked tone, not quite sure about how Hinata was going to react. "You could probably win Naruto's heart this time by being there for him"

"I could" she said. "I don't want to anymore, he belongs to someone else. I know what I want this time, it's clear"

"It's not a lesbian relationship with Ino right, because they were spreading rumors about that in ANBU" Tenten said to her.

"Oh boy what's with all the joking from you?"

Shikamaru

He was standing outside Chouji's house, he had taken a long leisurely walk, he didn't have enough chakra to make a shadow clone so he had just decided to face the consequences of skipping classes if it came down to that. Chouji had probably gone home at this point, but he wasn't sure about it. He had no idea why he was standing here.

His life, no, his past life was full of regrets, but the greatest thing about it was Temari and his daughter Nami, two things he liked to think he had done correctly in his world. He had wanted an average life when he had begun, but maybe it was the magic of his low expectations that had driven him and let him overachieve, he was after all regarded as the smartest Shinobi alive.

His wife would have given him a lot of crap for it, he knew that, but he hadn't just gotten that title for no reason, he had earned it, and he was going to live up to it this time and make sure that everything would go right. And he was going to start immediately.

He then realized someone was staring at him, it was Chouji.

Maybe it was because they were friends since they were kids, but Shikamaru knew in that instant that there was no way he was alone, and suddenly he realized that winning Temari's love, and giving birth to Nami, and saving the world were going to be easier. He still needed to check to make sure.

"Drunk Hokage fucks up wedding ceremony" he said to Chouji, who immediately smiled. Shikamaru was talking about Neji and Tenten's wedding, and he had told Chouji that it was going to be a newspaper headline someday.

"Welcome back" he said to Chouji as he began walking towards him.

Sorry if the chapters seem slow paced and kinda all based on reminiscence but they did just all time travel. It's going to be a while before everybody is going to realize that everybody else is time travelling, but it's going to be awesome when that happens, so let's have fun with it while that happens.

Now here is what I really want to talk about.

IT'S OVER. NARUTO IS FUCKING OVER MOTHERFUCKERS.

OFFICIAL SHIPS ARE CONFIRMED MOTHERFUCKERS.

Now to everyone who was shipping the particular overused ship and claims that they have one, and there are some people who have done that, I'd like to say congratulations. I've gotten to a point where I don't care about ships any more, but the particular ship I have a bone to pick with is not because it's not a good ship, it's more to do with everything else.

I for one am glad it's over, and I just want to say, to everyone who read the new chapters, to everyone who ever trolled me when I post a new fic, telling me that Naruto is a bitch for staying in Konoha and Sasuke and Sakura are nasty cunts, to all those people who reviewed my stories and read the series along with me, all I have to say is- it's been an honor. I like to think we were joined, connected by a common thread of being fans of this great work of fiction, it's not a classic, might not be the best and I probably didn't even really care much, it still is a major part of my life. Writing stories gives me great joy, watching you people review a story fills my heart with glee that can't be matched, and Naruto made it possible because my most reviewed fics are Naruto fics.

Now it's up to us to keep the show alive, Harry Potter Fanfiction didn't die after the story came to it's conclusion, and we are not going to let Naruto fanfiction die either, so read stories, review stories, not just mine, other people's as well. Keep reading, and keep writing, keep it alive, because like it or not, we're all connected.

I'm not going to say how I feel about the last chapter, because I don't even know, I just want to reiterate, it's been an honor.

And now, I'm going to shamelessly beg for reviews. So. Please. REVIEW.

OMAKE

Ino And Hinata.

They stared at each other, and Ino had to admit that Hinata was the most beautiful creature she had ever laid her eyes on, and she looked in the mirror everyday. Her breasts, her sexy sigh, her purple hair turned Ino on so much. They were barely inches away from each other.

"Ino-san, do you feel the tension?" Hinata asked her with a smile on her face, Ino thought to herself how sexy the smile was.

"I do" she said to her.

"Should we?" Hinata asked her.

"We should" she said to her, and their lips moved closer to each other.

Suddenly water splashed over them.

"HEY ERO-SENNIN, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU. YOU CAN'T START DAYDREAMING WHILE PEEPING AT WOMEN IN A HOT SPRING" Naruto shouted, and Jiraiya was rudely awakened from his dream.

"YOU ARE TOO OLD ANYWAY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, THAT IS SO FREAKY MAN" Naruto continued to shout.

On the women's side of the hot-spring, Sakura, Ino and Hinata were ready with their sandals, ready to deliver a beating of a lifetime to the so called pervy sage. Jiraiya gulped before taking off.

Sasuke, Shikamaru and Sai stared at Naruto, who had a sly smile of his own on his face.

"Why do you ruin all his endeavors?"Sai asked him, "Let him peep in peace"

"Never" Naruto said. "As for why I do it" he continued looking at Sasuke, Shikamaru and Sai, who were all listening to him with rapt attention, waiting to know why it was that Naruto wanted to torture the man who had taught him a lot of what he knew.

"I do it for the lulz" Naruto said as all the other three males in the hot-spring slapped their hands on their heads.

"You suck at life Naruto" Sasuke said as Naruto continued laughing. He was the troll that ended all other trolls.