Chapter 1: Mario

Disclaimer: None of the characters are mine.

"Waa! It's that stupid plumber, Mario!" Waluigi said.

"He owns me money!" Wario commented. "And he made me provide excellent service!"

"Nice reference," Waluigi said. "Anyways, as you know, Mario eats mushrooms to grow big-"

"Wait, how come we never tried eating mushrooms to grow huge?" Wario asked.

"I dunno," Waluigi muttered as pulled out a Mega Mushroom. "But there's no time like the present to find out!" the purple clad idiot chomped down on said mushroom, turning into a massive giant. "Waa-haa-haa! It's true! Eating veggies does make you big!"

"I guess now you're "too big" to be in Smash!" Wario joked.

"Not funny," Waluigi said with a deadpan look on his face.

Hoped you liked our favorite idiots' conversation. Next codec is Pikachu.