Set after the movie and changing POVS for chapters.

General POV

Jane was out on a date with Thor and Darcy, given up on her one person game of snap, was bored. There was only some boring documentary about some super billionaire guy Stark on TV and London was boring. Okay she was a bit nervous about going out on her own. She needed fun and constant distraction. Sighing, she got out her phone and called Jane. Thor answered. "Hello?" He said nervously.

"It's Darcy. Where's Jane?"

"The lavatory."

"Is that some kind of Asgardian thing? Dude speak English."

"The bathroom?"

"Oh the toilet. Yeah. Tell her I'm mega bored and I've beat my high score on Flappy Bird so...I need entertainment."

"How about you watch the television?" Thor suggested.

"There's just some documentary about Stark that Iron dude."

"Anthony Stark? He's a friend of mine. He was there in New York."

"Awesome." Darcy hung up and scrolled down her contacts. She only had three people in L. I'll change that, she decided and wondered who's name began with L. Loki, she thought and sniggered. Why would she ever get his num...someone crashed through the window and landed as a heap of gold and green robes. Loki looked up. "Honey I'm home." He said.

...

"What are you looking for?" Darcy scowled as Loki rummaged through her kitchen. "And what are you doing here? Aren't you meant to be uh dead?"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Don't tell my brother. You're Darcy, hmm?" Loki asked her. Darcy nodded. "Oh delightful. I am at the right place then. I tried three times. First I landed in New York then Scotland then just outside your apartment. On the-" Loki raised his eyebrows. "Outdoor stairs?"

"Fire escape." She corrected him. "Are you going to go soon? Not that I don't want you here but I don't want you here."

Loki laughed and held up a packet of biscuits. "Snack?" He asked. She nodded and he handed her a few then sat on the chair to nibble on his own. "It's boring in Asgard. You can't do one little thing like impersonating the king without people getting annoyed and suspicious. Then before you know it Sif is kicking you in the manly parts and it hurts like a thousand fiery hells."

"Great. Do you have your own place on Earth? Or are you camping out on my sofa?" Darcy said and poured out two glasses of wine.

"Are you offering that I could camp out?" Loki smiled.

"Only if you have no other place to go. And anyway life sure will get more interesting with you around." Darcy replied and handed him some wine. "Are you aware of the concept of clubbing?"

...

"I thought that you did this all the time." Loki commented on Darcy's nervous look. She pulled her black dress further down her legs.

"I meant dancing in nightclubs not going into nightclubs causing mischief with a god who is meant to be dead and keeps trying to destroy the world." Darcy retorted. She sipped her vodka and made a face. "Strong." She coughed.

"I am your first god?" Loki sounded curious but when she looked at him, he was smirking.

"Hey. We're not having sex or anything tonight mister. And there is a lack of gods round Earth if you don't count your brother."

"Some call the Avengers gods."

"Some are mistaken." Darcy grinned. "Listen that Captain and Irondude and the Hulk aren't gods. You're a god. Now show me some magic."

...

"Night then." Darcy hovered awkwardly as Loki fluffed up the pillow. That human gesture made Darcy warm to him slightly. He gave her a small wave and a smile.

"You look pretty." He said. She looked down at her silk shorts and top, blushing, then felt a wave of attraction tugging at her mid and scowled.

"Hey stop that. I told you I'm not going to have sex with you tonight." She walked to her bedroom but not before Loki could say, "you keep saying tonight as in we can another time."

Shaking his head, Loki smiled at the way Darcy had left. If it was a weak woman, he would have gone into their bedroom and charmed them until they gave him what he wanted. As it was strong and brave Darcy, he settled down for sleep.