A/N: Sorry for the lack of Updates, on Thanksgiving I managed to badly sprain my ankle, and the power was out, but now I'm back. Lets continue shall we

Shipping Wars Chapter 2: Rebuild of MP-Eva

One of the Wolfpac units glared at the approaching Unit 02, towering over it. The massive Eva opened it's mouth, preparing to unleash the positron cannon within, when something erupted from below.

"I AM ZERUEL! ANGEL OF MIIIIIIIGHT! YOU ANNOY ME! PREPARE TO DIE!

The automated war machine was gutted by Zeruel's eye blasts. One of the TRIDENTS rushed the Angel from behind, and was decapitated offhandedly.

"PATHETIC LILIM WEAPONS! YOU CANNOT COMPARE TO ME! I AM SECOND TO THE FATHER! INHERITOR OF HIS BOUNDLESS RAAAAAAGE! YOU CANNOT COMPARE TO MY GLOOOOORY!"

While Zeruel was tearing the TRIDENT apart, Asuka was facing down the Eva Series.

"Come at me BITCHES!" She taunted, cracking her knuckles. "Hold on Asuka!" One of the Sorworu transmitted. "HEY GUYS WE'RE NOT DEAD!" They yelled up at the white Evas, who promptly tilted their heads. Then one of them hissed.

"Oh Shi-" Was all Asuka had time to say, before one of them pounced.

And was smashed into the ground by a pink blur which crashed through the ceiling.

Eight green eyes set on a visor flickered to life, and the object stood up.

"Suprise Princess-chan! Did you miss me?" Mari Illustrious Makinami smiled.

"Oh Gott, how could this get any worse?" Asuka groaned. "Neee~ver Tempt Faaaa~te ;3"

Rei giggled, as the shaft to Terminal Dogma opened, and the first hand emerged.

Everyone, even the non-sentient TRIDENT units stopped to stare at the yawning pit, and the things that were crawling out of it. The failed Eva prototypes, cyclopean eyes glowing a toxic yellow, dragged themselves out of the tunnel, jaws hanging open.

Some were missing arms, others lacked legs, and moved by crawling on their bellies. Some were misshapen, with limbs that were disproportionately long or short. All of them had a single horn on their heads.

"ALL HAIL MAMA REIGLE!" Rei yelled, as the now green painted Unit 00 floated to the surface, it's four legs dangling below it. Raising it's right arm, which now ended in a jousting lance longer than the Eva was tall. "GO FORTH MY REEGLEITE HORDE, DESTROY SEELE, FOR INTERFERING IN OUR SHIPPING WAR!" Inside Unit 02, Asuka palmed her face. "Great, not only do I have to deal with my ex,(Yes, I have now completely broken my no shipping rule, and I ship AsuMari, lol) But now Rei has somehow, in spite of the Commander's efforts, discovered Warhammer." The Sorworu stared at one another. "Mari?" One asked. "Ex?" Asked another. As one, the clones of Nagisa collapsed backwards, bleeding profusely from their noses.

Asuka began smacking her head against the side of the entry plug, swearing violently.

The Reegleite's were busy tearing the JSSDF forces apart. Literally. As one would expect when an army of Eva scale zombies attack conventional troops.

Inside Central Dogma, the Pattern Blue alarm rang out.

High above, in low orbit, Sahaquiel stared down on Tokyo-3. The Angel contacted Matarael's Overmind. "can it b hug timez naow?" She asked. "Yep!" The Angel of Rain replied. "YAYZ!" Sahaquiel squealed, and began to descend, shrinking as she did.

As the massive orb that was Sahaquiel's outer shell neared Tokyo-3, it split apart, revealing a smaller sphere about as large as Zeruel, which was pulsing rainbow colors.

Sahaquiel came to a halt above the main bulk of SEELE's attack force. "HUGZ FOR EVRYONE!" She yelled happily, and began to unravel. Two wings, looking almost like upraised hands, extended to the Angel's sides. Hundreds of flat orange fronds sprouted from the tops of the wings, each one growing similar wings. With a sound very similar to a flock of excited Ree, the swarm of Sahaquim flew down to deliver the gift of HUGZ to the soldiers below.

At NERV-2, underneath Berlin, Keel Lorenz was wringing his hands, repeating a single phrase. "Not as planned." over and over, as he observed the "battle".

In Gendo's office, The Commander suddenly felt intense satisfaction, although he couldn't figure out why.

Kaworu Nagisa was obsessed with dramatic entrances, and he was not about to be upstaged by his rivals. The Evangelion Mark 06 rose from the lake, flanked on one side by Unit 03, and on the other by Jet Alone. Behind them, the MP-Units hovered in a V formation. Their armor redesigned to look like the Mark 06's while retaining their white coloring.

The Remaining Eva-Series immediately flocked to join their brethren. Inside the entry plug, Kaworu smiled, and switched on the broadcast system.

"Exactly as Planned!"

To be Concluded