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333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Konoha

111. Open a restaurant.

Ma and Pa thought that opening a restaurant serving their clan's traditional meals would be a good idea. Unfortunately, people didn't seem to like to eat bugs.

112. Organize a surprise party.

Temari and Kankuro had organized a surprise party for their brother to, hopefully, cheer him up a bit and lessen his violent tendencies. Predictably, the redhead didn't know what to say. And predictably, he also destroyed half of the village.

113. Have a rap battle.

When Killer B challenged A to a rap battle, the townsfolk hoped that it would end up with an exciting event in which everyone could enjoy themselves and admire the singing skills of those two legendary heroes. Instead, it ended up with the worst insult to human intelligence and the village's hospital ended up being filled with shocked victims of this outrageous spectacle of stupidity and vulgarity.

114. Mug someone.

"Gozu, I don't think it's a good idea."

"Nonsense, Meizu. That guy is old and has horrible fashion sense. I'm sure mugging him will be easy!"

What those poor souls didn't know was that that "old man" was in fact the Last Dragonborn returning from a successful hunt. Needless to say, they both received the beating of a lifetime.

115. Watch the stars.

"The Moon is beautiful tonight." said Jiraiya nostalgically.

"Indeed." replied Hiruzen.

"Wait, is there supposed to be two moons?"

"That's no moon."

Death Vader decided to blow up that planet with the Death Star for no particular reason. Getting rejected by your own son would do that to you.

116. Knock over stuff while screaming: "EARTHQUAKE! EVERYBODY RUN!"

Onoki tried this joke but everybody ignored him. So, he leveled up the whole village.

117. Announce that there's a huge sale at the local supermarket.

Mei Terumi was currently humming a happy tune as she searched through the racks at her favourite clothing shop for a new pair of shoes. She then turned her head and saw something that made her eyes widen. She paused a second, looked around, stole as many clothes as she could and jumped out of the window. The staff looked at the broken window and at each other questionably. They then heard a rumble in the distance. They turned her head and saw a horde of women running towards the mall. They decided that it wasn't worth it and followed Mei by the window. Let's just say that, at the end, the shopping mall was nothing but a pile of rubble.

118. Get a part-time job.

Kiba thought it was his lucky day when he got a job as a night guard in a local restaurant. Unfortunately, it quickly turned into a complete nightmare when animal animatronics started to pursue him all around the place.

119. Kill some terrorists.

"SURPRISE, MOTHERF*CKERS!" screamed Naruto while throwing a grenade at a group of terrorists.

The explosion wiped them all out and made them win the round.

"Nice, Naruto! You killed all of the remaining terrorists. We, counter-terrorists don't have a thing to fear with you in our team!" Praised Kiba while thinking about all the money he was going to make from the bet he made with Choji.

The game then decided to fuck them all up by switching Naruto and Sakura from their respective teams.

"Well shit." he said when he saw Naruto come from the corner with a rocket-launcher.

120. Hide somewhere and when someone with glasses walks by, go to him and say: "You're a wizard, Harry!"

Udon decided from that day to wear contacts instead. And avoid dark alleys.

121. Hold matches and gasoline in your hands and walk around smiling at people.

When the Akatsuki group saw Deidara walking around with so much flammable material, they quickly dog piled him, confiscated all his explosives and punished him by sending him to his room for a whole month.

122. Run around with underwear on your head while screaming: "I'M BLIND!"

Kakashi was confused when he saw Choji running around with underwear on his head. He was even more confused when a giant toilet with legs, arms, eyes and teeth jumped from the top of a building and punched the guy while screaming something about "Captain Underpants" and "mortal enemy". The man then shrugged and went back to his book.

There's a lot of references in this chapter, can you guess them all?

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