HI! I haven't died, or forgotten about
I just have a terrible cold and am still forced to go to prison- er- I meant school.
Imagine Tucker's singing but worse.
Enjoy, I don't own Danny Phantom.

Jazz sat in a couch, reading a book. Sam was just staring off into space. Then, Danny came into the room loudly, evil smile on his lips. The eldest Fenton felt a chill run through her spine.

"Hi…" Said Danny in a creepy quiet voice. Then, his evil smirk, if possible, got even bigger and wider.

"CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP! CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP! CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP WITH A SODA ON THE SIDE!" Sand Danny, well, actually, it sounded like a herd of dying elephants and fingernails on a chalkboard. Sam paled at realizing they were tied down and couldn't run.

"PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!" Screeched Danny into some random microphone, hurting both girls' ears.

"DOMO ARIGATO, MR. ROBOTO! DOMO ARIGATO, MR. ROBOTO! DOMO! DOMO!" Yelled Danny, horribly off tune. Again, sounded like a herd of dying elephants and nails being dragged across a chalkboard.

"YO! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT! SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT!" Tucker was now recording this, I have no idea how he came, but he was tied up too.

'I'm A BARBIE GIRL, IN THE BARBIE WORLD, LIFE IN PLASTIC, IT'S FANTASTIC! YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, UNDRESS ME EVERYWHERE!" Now Vlad was here, and his ears were bleeding.

"A LITTLE BIT OF MONICA IN MY LIFE! A LITTLE BIT OF ERICA BY MY SIDE! A LITTLE BIT OF RITA IS ALL I NEED! A LITTLE BIT OF TINA IS ALL I SEE!" Walker was considering this amount of torture illegal. His ghostly ears were dripping ectoplasm.

"IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL! IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL! IY'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL! IT'S A SMALL, SMALL WORLD!" Now Jazz was crying, Sam was glaring murder, Tucker's camera screen was cracked, Vlad's ears were hopeless, Clockwork was watching from his tower, Dan was half proud, half pained, and Walker was considering a second death.

"WHO LET THE DOG'S OUT! WHO, WHO, WHO WHO!" Box Ghost was considering joining and shutting the kid up, to then monologue, but was tied up before he could do anything.

"UH, HUH, THIS IS MY SHIT! ALL THE GIRLS STOMP YOUR FEET LITKE THIS!" Spectra was miserable, Ember forgot her own name, Skulker was more bent on killing Danny, who was still singing like a herd of dying elephants and nail dragging across a chalkboard, and Klemper was considering losing a friend over this.

"YOU CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!" Danny screeched like a frikkin' banshee, or "sang".

"MAMA MIO BAMBINO, 'SAMATTA YOU, 'SAMATTA YOU, 'SAMATTA YOU!" Now even Sam was bawling, and Paulina was hating her crush. Dash was looking an inch from death.

"EMBER, INE THING REMIANS! EMBER, SO WARM AND TENDER, YOU WILL REMEMBER MY NAME!" Worse than Tucker's version.

"DUMB WAYS TO DIE, SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE-IE-IE, SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!" Many thought listening to this was a way of death.

"NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN!"

"I rest my case." Said Danny, back in his normal voice, acting like he hadn't sung for hours or heard that sound.

And there you have it.
Virtual cookies to anyone who gets these song titles right.
:)