This is just an experimental fanfiction that I am doing I felt that I was getting really bad in terms of writing humour. So this is mostly experimental work updates on this will be infrequent but I will be taking requests on this one. Just leave it in a review or send me a private message. Some comments will be much appreciated

Ace,

I know it was you who swapped the contents of my shampoo with blue hair dye and super glued my hair products shut tight. It isn't funny I had to attend a lecture with my hair blue. No thanks to you. Do you know how expensive and hard to come by those products are.

P.S.

You should never piss off the guy who cooks the food you eat.

P.P.S

I will pay you back for this

Thatch

I remember that day it was fucking hilarious watching you walk around campus with hair blue enough to make even a smurf jealous. Even Norm who is usually very stoic nearly had a coronary when he saw you blue hair. But I guarantee you it wasn't me who swapped your shampoo with blue hair dye Portgas's honour.

Ace.

Ace you liar. I saw you sneak into the bathroom in the middle of the night with a bottle of blue hair dye in hand. It isn't hard to put two and two together to know what you were about to do, yoi.

Marco

P.S.

Will you guys stop using my sticky notes to write such trivial things? It gets really annoying when I have to rush to the stationary store in campus to buy some more yoi.

Aha! So it was you who kept the blue hair dye in my shampoo. Ace you asshole do you know how much shit I had to take from everyone else because of my hair. To make matters worse all the ladies in campus were snickering at me. You are so fucking dead when I get my hands on you Ace.

Thatch

To be honest they were laughing at you way before you got your dyed blue. Your idiocy just prevented you from seeing the obvious.

Fabulously yours

Izou

You have no evidence that I was the one who dyed Thatch's hair blue. I wasn't even aware of it until I saw him with blue hair in the morning.

Innocent (although that can be put into question) until proven guilty

Ace

P.S.

How the hell did you get into our apartment? The door is locked and I don't recall at one point any of us giving you a key to our apartment. O.o

Haruta gave me a key.

Izou

Then why did I see your hands tinged a light blue when you came to eat breakfast in the morning, yoi?

Marco

Shit! I thought I had washed all the blue hair dye out of my hands.

Ace

You did yoi.

Marco

Marco I knew it. I so fucking knew it. Ace you are so going to pay. Be prepared *insert evil grin*. I will show you no mercy.

Thatch

Marco you traitor! How could you tell Thatch? I thought you and I were partners in crime whatever happened to that? What did I do to deserve such a treacherous mutiny?

Ace

We are not pirates, yoi. Three words. The Pineapple incident.

Marco

The pineapple incident?

Haruta

Happened when you had travelled for the weekend.

Marco

Must've been real something if Marco's feathers got ruffled (punintended)

Haruta

Really, yoi? Bird jokes? Are you kidding me?

Signed by a seriously unimpressed Marco.

Yes. Yes I am.

Haruta

And first chapter done. Reand and review?