BEEP BEEP BEEP

In an instant, Hook's eyes snapped open and he protectively rolled over the sleeping form of Emma Swan, ready to protect her till the death. A horrible noise rang out through the room. To Hook, it sounded like the noise of an attack.

Last night, Charming had (extremely reluctantly) let Emma spend the night at their apartment with Hook to keep her body temperature up.

"Aye! Show yourself, you worthless scoundrel!" Hook shouted, slowly moving away from Emma in search of a makeshift weapon. He decided that he could do some serious damage with the lamp.

"Do you cower in the face of danger?" Hook chided. "You are no match for me! Reveal yourself!"

The piercing alarm continued. Hook noticed that Emma was still asleep.

Behind him, Hook heard a thud. Naturally, he threw the lamp at the source of the noise. However, the 'thud' was not an intruder, but rather the wire of the lamp had tangled around a mug of now cold hot chocolate that Emma had left on the floor. Sadly, the contents of the mug and the mug itself tipped over, sending liquid and pieces of glass everywhere. Not to mention, the lamp had left a huge dent in the wall, toppling some books and picture frames over in its journey.

"Damn," Hook sighed.

"Hook?" Emma asked groggily.

"Don't worry love, but there appears to be an intruder!" Hook scowled.

"What?"

"That noise. Can you not hear it?"

"No," Emma groaned internally. "I definitely hear it. That noise isn't the sound of someone declaring war on my parent's apartment."

"No one is besieging this place?"

Emma face palmed. "That's my alarm clock."

A/N: I don't even know why I did this, but here it is. I love technology challenged Hook. Captain Swan for life