This isn't really a normal fanfic, so, an introduction.

I love musicals, and I love Doctor Who. I was listening to Chameleon Circuit and thought, "This would be a great musical." Four days and a whole lot of typing later, this resulted. It's the musical version of Doctor Who, using the Chameleon Circuit songs and dialogue that's mostly copied from the show. All that's mine is the stage directions and who's saying what. Plus, I edited a few words of both Cham. Circuit and the TV dialogue, and I added a fairly terrible Finale song by editing together a few of the other songs.

If you read this, PLEASE listen to Chameleon Circuit at the same time, because it will be fantastic. Hopefully.

I don't own either Chameleon Circuit or Doctor Who, but I so wish I did. Now I've written it, I want to see this show so bad.

Thanks for reading, and enjoy!

ACT I

Scene 1

Curtain raises. Stage is dark.

NARRATOR: (voiceover) He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the centre of time and can see the turn of the universe. And he's wonderful.

Lights come up. The TARDIS is in the centre of the stage. ROSE enters from upstage left, MARTHA from upstage right, DONNA from downstage left.

ROSE:

He is like fire, burning through time. As old as forever, but fast in his prime.

JACK enters from upstage right, AMY from downstage left, RORY from downstage right.

MARTHA:

I saw his blue spaceship materialize. He looked out and said to me-

ALL:

Run for your life!

AMY:

I don't know why I never thought to ask him for his name.

DONNA:

I really don't think he'd have told me the truth anyway.

But that's okay…

ROSE:

It's completely terrifying…

JACK:

But it's so, so exciting!

MARTHA:

He said I was brilliant and I could change the world.

AMY and RORY:

So many places I've been, there's so much more to see.

We've got galaxies and planets and moons…

ALL:

And an awful lot of running to do!

They move closer to the TARDIS.

JACK:

As a full-time companion, he gave me a key-

ROSE:

And a phone with a signal in every galaxy.

DONNA:

As we fell through the Vortex, I felt so free.

Please don't let this danger just be another dream.

ROSE, MARTHA, DONNA, AMY:

'Cause my life before you was unreasonably mundane.

Never been happier, although I face death every day.

I wouldn't have it any other way!

RORY:

It's completely terrifying-

AMY:

But it's so, so exciting!

DONNA:

He said I was brilliant and I could change the world.

JACK:

So many places I've been, there's so much more to see.

We've got galaxies and planets and moons…

ALL:

And an awful lot of running to do!

The TARDIS door opens. The NINTH DOCTOR, the TENTH DOCTOR, and the ELEVENTH DOCTOR step out. Everyone clusters around them, in front of the TARDIS.

DONNA:

And you know you could fix that Chameleon Circuit if you just try hot-wiring the fragment links and superseding the binary- binary- binary- binary- binary- binary-

ROSE, MARTHA, DONNA, JACK, AMY, RORY:

It's completely terrifying, but it's so, so exciting.

He said I was brilliant and I could change the world.

So many places I've been, there's so much more to see.

We've got galaxies and planets and moons-

ALL:

And an awful lot of running to do!

The NINTH DOCTOR takes ROSE's and JACK's hands. The TENTH DOCTOR takes MARTHA's and DONNA's hands. The ELEVENTH DOCTOR takes AMY's and RORY's hands.

NINE, TEN, AND ELEVEN: Run!

Everyone runs offstage in different directions. Blackout.