When Bad Things Happen to Good Fairies (and Other Stuff)

An anthology series of the absurd featuring Tinker Bell and her friends.

Disclaimer: Tinker Bell, Disney Fairies and all related characters and content are the property of The Walt Disney Company. The character of Tinker Bell originated by Sir J. M. Barrie. This fan fiction is not intended for profit or monetary gain and exists solely for the purpose of fan entertainment.

All other non Tinker Bell / Disney Fairies characters mentioned or described are the property of the their respective parent company.

Rosetta and the Stone

"Ungh!" THUMP! "Ungh!" THUMP! "Ungh!" THUMP! "Ungh!" THUMP!

Rosetta, finally at the home of her friend Tinker Bell, was barely able to float up and knock on the door. She was exhausted after pushing end over end this massive stone Tink had requested.

"Hello?" Tink asked. "Rosetta! Are you alright? You look exhausted."

"I am, Tink," the garden fairy said between gasps of breath. "I've been… pushing this giant rock… over here… just like you asked."

"Giant rock? I didn't ask for a giant rock."

"What?! Well that was what Terence said. You wanted Rosetta and a stone!"

Tink giggled. "Sorry. I wanted Rosetta Stone. That language software for my trip to South America next month."

"Gak! Gurk! Uck!" Rosetta's eyes narrowed. Her exhaustion evaporated. She then mimicked rolling up her sleeves as her blood boiled and her wings quivered with anger.

"Rosetta, what are you doing?"

"I'm going to find that boy and pound him into fertilizer!"

"Wait. No, Rosetta. Stop. Rosetta!"

This is the first in a series of humorous short stories. I hope you enjoy them. I'll be posting as I think of new ones.

If you like them, please let me know. Thanks.