Introducing Ophis: Dragon God, Gelato enthusiast.

After sitting in silence for the last 15 minutes, Rias couldn't take it anymore.

"Issei, just who is that girl next to you?"

"I thought you'd never ask Buchou!" Her pawn cried out, throwing the book he was reading over his shoulder to stand up on the couch and point a finger towards her. "She is the Ouroboros Dragon, the former leader of Khaos Brigade, one of the most powerful beings in our existence and the God with the loli body, OPHIS-CHAN!"

Issei quickly bent over and grabbed the black-clad girl with the elfin qualities by the waist and presented it to his fellow peerage members proudly as one would with a prized magazine they found on Akihabara.

"…Okay?" Kiba said, smiling politely in order to cover up his confusion.

"Ahh Kiba Yuuto-kun," Issei tsked, letting go of one arm to wag his finger in his direction, Ophis hanging over his right arm. "I can sense your disbelief, but it is unneeded, for it is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!"

With passion in his voice, Issei raised his foot and laid it on the table, presenting Ophis to the sky in a scene reminiscent to the Lion King. The gothic-loli wasn't even fazed by what was happening, simply going on with her handheld console.

"Are you sure Issei-kun?" Akeno asked, leaning forward to take a better look at the supposed Dragon God. "This isn't the first time you made a mistake after all, and it would truly be embarrassing if you made a repeat performance. Ufufufu."

"That was a one-time thing!" Issei cried out, flushing. "I really did think that guy was a god!"

"Issei, he was only asking for donations for the abandoned Church and he tripped over his shoelace."

"Exactly! There are tropes for that you know? People who act dumb then become absolute badasses once the fight start."

"You grabbed Asia and ran away as fast as you could all the while spouting out stuff about war starting. We had to do several memory erasures for that." Rias said, staring at him with half-lidded eyes.

"Right." Issei coughed. "Well, rest assured. Ophis here is the real deal. She can expand infinitely or shrink down to nothingness. Can't you Ophis?"

"I, don't want to." The black haired girl said, still focused on her game. "I, am still playing."

"I didn't say you had to do it." Issei said. "I just said you could do it."

"I, am busy."

"Are you sure Issei-kun?" Kiba asked once, staring at the girl in curiosity and a small measure of doubt. "Because that goes against the Laws of Physics. That's the topic of the day." He added in embarrassment when everyone stared at him.

"Fufufu, Physics is a mortal concept, one made by mortals in order to explain things that they don't know about in order to feel better about themselves, to feel safer, content with the knowledge they find for themselves. The universe cannot be bound by petty things such as laws."

"That's kind of scary Issei-san." Asia said, a small whimper in her voice.

"Ah, sorry Asia." Issei apologized, still holding on to Ophis. "Anyways, this time, Ophis can prove who she is. Come on Ophis, make something."

"Make…something?" She looked up at him, tilting her head.

'S-shit. She's so moe.' Issei thought, before shaking his head to clear it away.

"Yes. If you make something out of nothing at all, then they have no choice but to believe you."

"…Love?"

"You want to make love out of nothing at all?" Issei said. 'Who the hell had been teaching her about human culture?'

"No, something more concrete."

"What, would I make?" Ophis questioned.

"Whatever you like." Issei shrugged.

"I, like you Ddraig." Ophis said, pointing at him. "I, do not want to make another you. You, are special to me."

'…..Well shit.' Issei thought. "T-thank you." He stuttered, blushing red and finally letting her go to scratch the back of his head in embarrassment. "I-I like you too Ophis."

The Dragon God nodded in satisfaction, sitting back down on the couch, returning to her game.

'How do I match up to that?' Unknowingly, every girl in the room had the same thoughts: ways on how to have catch up to that girl that was even now still being held by Issei who didn't know what to do after that impromptu confession.

"W-well…..Ophis." Issei began, cheeks still lighting up. "Show them your powers."

"What, do I do?" Ophis asked, a small, barely discernable pout in her voice as she was interrupted in her game again.

"Whatever you want. You're a god after all."

The Ouroboros dragon thought for a moment. "I, am hungry."

"There. You can make some food." Issei gestured.

"What, do I make?" Ophis tilted her head.

"What do you want to eat?" Issei asked.

"I, like ice cream."

"You just had ice cream before we came here." Issei accused.

"I, do not understand."

"Eating too much ice cream is bad for you." He scolded her.

"I, am a god."

"I don't care." Issei said, unimpressed. "Choose something else."

"Then…gelato."

"How is that any different from ice cream!?" He shouted out.

"Gelato, is healthier."

"No it isn't…..Is it?" Issei asked the others, not sure about the nutritional content of the Italian dessert.

"It actually is, but not by much." Xenovia confirmed, watching the two interact with fascination.

"Oh…." Issei nodded in understanding. "Then you can go on Ophis."

"What, flavor do I make?" Ophis asked, scrunching up her eyebrows.

"What do you like?"

"I, like strawberry."

"Then make strawberry gelato."

"But I, like chocolate too."

"Then mix the two." Issei spread his arm as he offered a compromise.

"I, do not like mixing flavors." Ophis refused, giving him a thumbs down.

"Ophis, please just do something god-like. You're proving your divinity to them, not having an after-lunch snack."

"I, do not have anything to prove to them." She pointed towards the increasingly-amused Gremory Peerage(plus Irina).

"Just…do it for me okay?" Issei sighed.

"Okay." Ophis agreed without a second thought.

"Ah…..Thank you." Issei grinned at her. The smile vanished the next second. "Ophis…what is that?"

"Gelato." She answered.

"GELATO IS NOT THAT BIG!" Issei yelled.

"It is." Ophis insisted, climbing up the huge bucket of gelato that was barely scraping the ceiling of the room.

"Well I'll be." Kiba said. "She made something out of nothing at all."

"She really is a god huh?" Rias asked. "Well, I shouldn't be surprised. Her aura of power really is on another level after all."

"Ara ara. Has a powerful rival appeared?" Akeno asked, staring at Issei with fondness in her eye.

"I would like to get to know her better." Asia admitted, twiddling her thumbs.

"I'm sure she'd like you Asia." Xenovia gave her the thumbs up.

"Really?" The nun asked eagerly.

"Yep!" Irina seconded.

"OPHIS, GET DOWN FROM THERE!" Issei cried out as Ophis suddenly went headfirst into the huge bucket.

"No. I, like this. This is now my place." She said, looking down at him over the rim. "Please get rid of Great Red and then, come get me here."

"OPHIS!" Issei yelled out, taking out his shoes and beginning to climb up the bucket.

"Do you, want to come inside too Ddraig? You, are welcome here. But, no one else is allowed."

"Do you want to drown in Gelato!?"

"I, cannot drown."

"That isn't the point!"

A.N.

Ophis is finally back in DxD Born and so, I decided to write a oneshot to praise the Loli Dragon Goddess and celebrate her for all her animated glory. Juggernaut Drive's different than what I had expected. I thought that Issei would become full dragon and eat the shit out of Shalba. Well, it did happen, the eating I mean, but Scale Male just became more badass than usual. Not really bad, just different.

The chant was just as epic as I expected though, and I had a shit-eating grin on the whole time Issei was chanting it. The Chichigami didn't come though, but I think that it's just going to the end of the season battles, which, I still don't know what will happen. Sairaorg Rating Game? or Anime Original? Eh, just hope that it'll sell well so a Season 4 will be greenlit. The Kyoto arc, Middle-Class promotion, Issei dying, his Resurrection and True Longinus blowing up on Cao Cao's face.