This little parody was inspired by a tumblr post one of my friends found and its resulting comments, as well as a few of the comments we got after sharing it to our facebook page (Singing with Sherlock). I was unable to keep completely to the rhyming scheme the song set up, but I think I did okay!

Anything underlined is from the original post/comments and the resulting comments it got after being posted to the page.

I don't own Sherlock, Ke$ha or Tic Tok.

Enjoy this stupid little parody!

Wake up in the morning feeling like John Watson,

Grab my jam, I'm out the door,

I'm gonna shoot this cabbie!

Before I leave, drink some tea, "Damn my leg" Mrs. Hudson,

'Cause when I leave with Sherlock the cane ain't comin' back!

I'm talking

Moriarty at our door, door,

Mycroft being a bore, bore,

Not knowing who this bomb is for, for.

We're going on another chase, chase,

'cause we've got us another case, case,

and John's getting a little bit pisssssssy...

Don't stop, make it pop,

Moriarty blow this up!

Sherlock, shoot your gun

At the smiley on the wall!

Tic tok, on the coat, but the Game is only startin' oh!

Ja-ah-a-awn! Bor-or-o-ored!

Don't stop, make it pop,

Moriarty blow this up!

Sherlock, shoot your gun

At the smiley on the wall!

Tic tok, on the coat, but the Game is only startin' oh!

Ja-ah-a-awn! Bor-or-o-ored!

Now Sherlock doesn't have any case to work on,

So God, please help John, and the rest of London.

And now the clients are lining up, 'cause they hear we can help,

but Sherlock kicks them out the door unless their case isn't dull.

I'm talkin' 'bout;

John finding heads in the flat, flat,

common criminals being gnats, gnats,

Sherlock yelling "Everybody shut up, up!"

Now now we go 'till the case is solved,

and the S-Y shuts them down, down,

Lestrade shuts them down, down,

S-Y shut them down.

Don't stop, make it pop,

Moriarty blow this up!

Sherlock, shoot your gun

At the smiley on the wall!

Tic tok, on the coat, but the Game is only startin' oh!

Ja-ah-a-awn! Bor-or-o-ored!

Don't stop, make it pop,

Moriarty blow this up!

Sherlock, shoot your gun

At the smiley on the wall!

Tic tok, on the coat, but the Game is only startin' oh!

Ja-ah-a-awn! Bor-or-o-ored!

You got me in, I've got your safe, it's open with "Vatican cameos!"

Your phone is harder but I think

I know it now, is it "Sherlocked?"

The Game is on, which pill is right?

Childsplay, the one by you.

You know I'm right, but the gun shoots.

John Watson shoots!

The Mori-party don't start 'till I walk in...

Don't stop, make it pop,

Moriarty blow this up!

Sherlock, shoot your gun

At the smiley on the wall!

Tic tok, on the coat, but the Game is only startin' oh!

Ja-ah-a-awn! Bor-or-o-ored!

Don't stop, make it pop,

Moriarty blow this up!

Sherlock, shoot your gun

At the smiley on the wall!

Tic tok, on the coat, but the Game is only startin' oh!

Ja-ah-a-awn! Bor-or-o-ored!