This one consists of Sirius and James before they find out about his "furry little problem". Sorry if I disappoint. This is my first fan fiction so it's probably really bad. This is set in their third year. Anyway enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own. But a girl can dream.
S: James?
J: What now?!
S: Where did Remmy go last night?
J: You have the memory of a goldfish.
S: But where did he go?
J: Well, if you use your brain cells for once, you'll remember that he told us his mother's ill and he gets to visit her once a month.
S: Really? Are you sure?
J: Ugh YES!
S: Oh. Well I think Remmy's caught his mother's illness. Wish my mother would fall ill and die.
J: What do you mean?
S: Well, she's a horrible old bitch who hypnotises people to follow her shitty beliefs…
J: Not your bloody mother! Remus!
S: What about him?
J: You really do have the memory of a goldfish. You said something about Remus catching an illness.
S: Oh yes, I was wasn't I!
J: Get on with it!
S: When I saw Remus earlier he looked so tired, he looked like a Panda. And he had a good couple of cuts across his face and arms.
J: Wait, do you think there's something our homework obsessed little friend isn't telling us?
S: Yep! But that won't be difficult.
J: And why not?
S: Cos I'm a clever sexy beast.
J: Ha ha! Only one out of three correct there mate.
S: WHATTTT?!
J: Clever? Nope! You're as dumb as they come.
S: Ha, that rhymed!
J: Not proving my point at all…
S: SEE!
J: That might have just been sarcasm. Can I continue on my rant please?
S: Fine.
J: Thank you. Sexy? Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.
S: Hmpf. You're just jealous of my beautiful, shiny, wonderful hair.
J: Right. I will admit you're a beast though. You are a wild, out of control animal, that won't obey anyone except maybe Remus.
S: Yeah, you wouldn't think that boy has a temper like that.
J: What happened last time you annoyed him?
S: No. it still gives me nightmares.
J: Um, it was yesterday!
S: Moving on.
J: Well, other than that you don't listen to anyone.
S: Nope! Especially not Minnie!
J: Ah, dear old Minnie! Where is Remus anyway?
S: Hospital wing.
J: Why? We haven't experimented on him recently.
S: Apparently he "tripped"
J: I guess you don't believe that?
S: GASP! How did you know?
J: Well, the quotation's marks certainly hinted.
S: I wonder what is wrong him.
J: Dunno.
S: Oh no Minnie alert! MINNIE ALERT!
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