A/N: New Mike, Lu & Og/ Ed, Edd, n Eddy Crossover fan fiction submission. This material is rated T for some teenage and adult situation. Reader discretion is advised. Read & Review, I own no one, but OC's.
It had been a year since Mike Mavinsky moved to the cul-de-sac. She had made a big change on everybody, namely the Ed's. The other kids weren't sure what to make of her, but she thought it was important she got to be with Eddy and she was like a protector to him when he wouldn't be having guy time with Ed and Double D. However, one time, Eddy told Mike to meet him on the playground after school. Mike zipped up her fall jacket and did as told and went looking for him. She then found Eddy huddled on the swing set by himself while the other kids were off going home, happily awaiting what to do during their vacation.
"Hey, Eddy," Mike sat on the swing next to him and clutched the strings holding her up on the seat. "What's up?"
Eddy heaved a shattered sigh and looked up at her. "I'm visiting my brother this vacation..."
"Oh, how long will you be gone?"
"I'm not so sure I'll be coming back..."
"What?" Mike scooted closer. "Why?"
Eddy heaved a sigh and stared at the ground. "Listen, Mike, I ain't never told anyone this before but... My brother's not as good as I say he is."
"You told everyone your brother's the coolest kid of the cul-de-sac and anyone would be lucky to know him." Mike spoke up.
"I know, Mike, I know..." Eddy sighed. "But, he isn't. My brother lives far away and works at an amusement park now. Everything I ever told anything about my brother was a lie. My brother beats me up all the time whenever I get time with him, Mom and Dad don't care, they never did. I was so relieved when he graduated from Peach Creek High and went his way away from us, because now I was free. Since I was the little brother, I figured I'd try to do what he'd do since it worked for him... I had a poor male influence, I realize that now."
Mike cupped her mouth in slight shock.
"I don't think I'm gonna make it back alive, Mike," Eddy looked into her eyes. "I never told anyone about my brother. Not even Sock-head or Mono-brow."
"Wow..." Mike was surprised he had the courage to tell her and not his best friends he had known longer in his life. "I wish I could go with you Eddy..."
"I wish I could too... I'm really gonna miss you." he leaned in for a kiss.
"I'll miss you a lot..." Mike did the same to let their lips touch.
Their lips were inches apart now. Before they could touch, a shrill voice called out that sounded like Eddy with a high voice. "EDWIN SAMPSON, IT'S TIME TO GO!"
Eddy broke out in annoyance. "MOM! I am trying to have a moment here!"
"EDDY, YOU COME HERE RIGHT NOW, YOUR BROTHER IS EXPECTING YOU!"
Eddy heaved an aggravated sigh and looked sadly back at his girlfriend. "Bye, Mike... Take care of Ed and Double D for me, would ya?" he left the swing and started to trudge to his parents' car to take him to a bus station.
Mike watched him leave and sighed.
The girl then went to the Candy Store. She was having a lot of milkshakes to drown her sorrows. "Give me another, Mr. Barr..." she said, near slurry to one of her worst enemy's father's who happened to own the shop.
"I think you had enough, little lady..." Mr. Barr told the girl.
"Enough? Enough!?" Mike knelt on the bar table and gripped his collar. "I'll tell you when I've had enough!"
Double D and Ed came into the shop then.
"Double D, Mike's gonna kill Kevin's dad!" Ed laughed and pointed.
"Good lord!" Double D cried, then went to grab Mike and settle her. "Excuse me, sir... She's new in town..." he set her down and looked at her, giving a scolding look. "What do you think you're doing?"
"Eddy's gone, I need something to fill the void!" Mike told him, nearly nasty.
"That's now way to waste your precious youth," Double D sighed. "Look, I know it's hard without Eddy, but you need to relax, Michelene."
"DON'T call me that."
"Sorry, Mike... Why don't you try hanging out with someone besides Eddy? Aren't you friends with Nazz?"
Mike scoffed. "That bimbo? She gives me headaches, she may be pretty, but I don't think there's a brain in that bush of blonde locks."
"Umm... Okay, Sarah?"
"Get real."
"Jimmy?"
"Please..."
"Rolf?"
"I can't understand that kid..."
Double D sighed. "Well, sorry, Mike, but Ed and I are actually busy... You can join us, but it involves experimentation. Ed is going to be my lab rat. You can be exhibit B if you want."
Mike rolled her eyes again. "Pass... I'm gonna see what my parents are doing."
Double D sighed. "Suit yourself," he then looked over in alarm. "AAAUGH! Ed, you can't eat that!" he ran off after the dimwitted Ed.
Mike sighed and left the candy shop. She had sobered herself up from the milkshakes she had consumed, so she could walk and sulk straight. She then decided to see what the others were doing before she would go to her parents. She was sure they were pretty busy because they're parents and she had a social life to worry about. She saw Nazz in her backyard with her trampoline.
"Hey, Mike, wanna test out my trampoline?" Nazz asked as she bounced happily. "I'm practicing my cheerleading flexibility."
Mike shrugged, then joined her. She removed her shoes and jumped with her. Mike grunted in pain when Nazz did her kicks. After a while, Mike had enough and decided to leave.
Nazz laughed and kept bouncing, then landed after a while. She then noticed Mike left. "Hey, where'd she go? Oh, well, more jumping for me..." she then stood up and hopped up and down again.
Mike made a surprise visit to the Hill house. She knocked on the door and saw the tall, thin blonde woman who was the mother of Ed and Sarah. Mike requested Sarah and Mrs. Hill told her the girl was up in her room with nothing to do as well.
"So, Mike, you wanna play with me?" Sarah sounded oddly excited to see the older girl.
"Yeah, sure, why not?" Mike sounded uncaring.
"Come on, give me your jacket, I know a great game we can play!" Sarah chirped.
After a while, Sarah was wearing Mike's red jacket with the hood up and she had a picnic basket. Mr. Hill was in Sarah's bed now with old lady clothes and Mike was dressed like a wood-cutter.
"Alright, now I'm Little Red Riding Hood and I'm going to visit my granny, but I don't know she's a wolf now," Sarah instructed, then turned to her father. "Why grandma, what big ears, nose, and teeth you have!" she stretched her father's face.
Mr. Hill grunted in pain and yelled out.
"No, no, NO!" Sarah yelled at her father like she would with Ed. "DAD, YOU DO EVERYTHING WRONG! NO WONDER YOUR STOCKS ARE LOW!"
Mike grunted in annoyance.
Mike then made her way to the Christenson house. Mike knocked on the door, but there was no answer. She then looked in through the window to see Jimmy was with his parents and having a tea party.
"This tea is exquisite, my boy," Mr. Christenson said in a posh accent. "How do you do it?"
"It's made from my own recipe, Father, thank you kindly," Jimmy said in a stuck-up accent, then turned to the lady of the house. "Mother, would you please fetch me a crumpet?"
"Don't mind if I do, Jimmy, my lamb." Mrs. Christenson said back with a tray.
The family all then shared laughs together. Mike rolled her eyes and continued to walk off. Besides, being in all that fluff would cause discomfort and sheer disgust for her part. She then walked deliberately past Kevin's house and was winding up on going to Kelamis farm.
Mike saw the various farm animals. She felt a little insecure about being in the rural department due to being a city girl all her life, except for that one time on the island. Mike walked past Wilfred the Pig and Victor the Goat, then saw Rolf and told him why she stopped by.
"Rolf is flattered Masculine Named Girl has come to visit." Rolf grinned happily after Mike's discussion.
"Uhh... Yeah, sure Rolf, what do you wanna play first?" Mike asked.
"Play? Oh, there's no time for play! We got work to do!"
"Work?" Mike's eyes widened.
"Yes, work," Rolf put her in an outfit to make her look like Little Bo Peep, complete with hook and frilly bonnet with bows. "You herd the sheep and Rolf will take care the rest of the farm like a good son of a shepherd!" he then walked off into his family farm.
Mike blinked, then had a deadpan look on her face. "I'm Little Bo Mike and I've lost my dignity..."
Later on, Mike wandered the streets of the cul-de-sac.
"Man, there's no one ever to do anything with around here, besides, Eddy..." Mike scoffed, walking down the sidewalk. "What am I supposed to do? I know I could call him, but his brother's probably twisting him up now... Hey, where am I?" Mike now realized she was wandering in the outskirts of Peach Creek. "Great! Now, I'm lost!"
Mike kept walking. She then heard some bickering as she came closer. She heard some couples arguing and pushed the bushes back to see she was in the trailer park: Home of the Kanker Sisters.
"Aw, man..." Mike moaned. "Of all the places... And Lu said the Cuzzlewitz should not exist."
"Heeeeey!" a voice came behind the pigtailed girl.
Mike squeaked a bit and jumped back. She saw Marie and glared at her. "Go away, Marie, go kiss a Double D doll or something!"
Marie scoffed. "You think just cuz you're friends with boys my sisters are obsessed with that that's why I'm here to see ya? I could help you back to town, but I can take my business elsewhere!"
Mike was surprised by the blue-haired girl's niceness. "Why are you helping me? I'm not one of your sisters."
"I know, but they just annoy me, I don't even like that Double D," Marie admitted. "Lee liked Eddy, May liked Ed, I just gave into peer pressure. I don't even like the boys around here!"
Mike blinked at her and came closer to her. "Not even Kevin, Jonny, Jimmy, or Rolf?"
"No way, I'm the most abused out of my sisters, before May came along, I was Lee's punching bag," Marie explained. "Besides, my dad was a total jerk and I can see why Mom dumped his sorry butt!"
"Your Dad?" Mike looked at her. "You mean, you, Lee, and May aren't even sisters?"
"No, we are, we're half-sisters, we all have the same mom, but different dads, and mine was an alcoholic, jobless deadbeat. Mom says his name was Bobby, but she called him Bubba."
"Oh, Marie, I'm so sorry."
"Hey, I get to take my anger out on May who came into the picture not too many years later with that slob, Rod."
Mike looked around. "Hey, where are Lee and May?"
"Mom took them for some errands, I pretended to be sick so I could miss it," Marie folded her bony arms. "You wanna come inside? I kinda wanna tell you something."
"Uhh... Okay."
"The coast is clear, follow me."
Mike did as told and followed Marie inside the Kanker trailer. It seemed just as Mike expected it to be. Kind of trashy, but what could she expect from a trashy woman raising Lee, Marie, and May Kanker? Marie sat on the couch and patted the spot next to her. Mike nodded and sat in the spot beside the blue-haired girl.
"Okay, Marie, what is it?" Mike asked.
Marie sighed and looked back at her. "Don't tell anyone this, it would ruin my reputation. Do you swear on your life you won't tell a soul?"
"I promise."
Marie sighed again. "The reason why I'm not interested in Double D or the other guys is because of this... Mike, I'm a lesbian."