Ok people, time for the disclaimer
Kyoji: Miake doesn't own any of us (especially me!)
Domon: So don't sue her.
Miake: Remember, I have an army of rabid chibis.
Kyoji: So more caffine for her.
Miake: Alright, let's continue the story
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Miake: So how are we going to sabotage Rain and Allenby?
Kyoji: We'll drop hints. Subtle ones at first.
Miake: Ok.
A/N(remember Allenby is Rain and Rain is Allenby)
Rain: I'll defeat you!
Allenby: No you won't.
Rain: I'm Allenby the invincible game player. And you're Rain, the...
Allenby: And I'm Rain the, girl who stalks Domon.
Rain: *under her breath* Hey!
Allenby: So are you just going to stand there Allenby?
Kyoji: Yea, RAIN!
Rain: Did you just call me Rain?
Kyoji: Uh...yes?
*the simulator game starts*
Rain: *evil glare*
Allenby: *kicks (real) Rain*
Rain: *punches (real) Allenby *
Domon: Whoa, Rain is kicking some serious butt.
Miake: How do you know that's really Rain?
Domon: Rain and Allenby wouldn't switch places. Only queer people like you and Kyoji...
Miake: I am NOT queer *hmph* evil anime characters.
Domon: Nani? (what)
Miake: Never mind.
Allenby: I WON!
Rain: How could you defeat me. I'm the greatest game player in the world!
*Rain and Allenby come over to Domon*
Domon: How is that possible? Rain can't fight, a least not as good as Allenby.
Rain: YES SHE CAN! I mean, Rain is a good fighter. I just um, slipped up, that's all.
Domon: *thinking to self, veery suspicious, but would they really switch places like Kyoji and Miake*
Everyone goes back to the house (I don't know whose house it is, it's a house and we live there).
Miake: To celebrate Allenby's, I mean RAIN's victory today, I think we should--
Kyoji: ALL GET DRUNK!
Miake: Not exactly what I was gonna say. I was thinking something more harmless but--
Kyoji: Getting drunk is harmless.
Miake: And then people wonder why he's so screwed up.
Kyoji: Shut up Miake.
Chibodee: I'm up for getting drunk.
Sai Saici: I'm underage.
Miake: So am I but this is fan fiction, the drinking age has been lowered to 10.
Sai Saici: That's really scary.
Miake: I know.
George: I don't drink...much
Domon: You drink wine, a lot of wine. I'm surprised you're not already drunk.
Argo: I would like to go too.
Kyoji: Then it's settled.
Miake: Um, Kyoji, why exactly are we doing this.
Kyoji: Haven't you heard the best truth serum is alcohol.
Miake: Ok, whatever you say DOCTOR Kyoji.
Kyoji: Why do I put up with you?
Miake: I have no idea.
Meanwhile...
Allenby: Aren't you proud of me Domon! I finally beat that annoying Allenby.
Domon: *kisses her cheek* You did good.
Allenby: *blushes majorly*
Domon: *smiles* Come on, let's celebrate! *picks up Allenby (as Rain) and carrys her to the room where everyone else is already getting severly drunk*
Kyoji: I saw Domon kissing Allenby.
Miake: The real one?
Kyoji: Yea, he thought she was Rain.
Miake: HAHAHAHAHA!
Kyoji: SHUT UP!
Miake: Sorry.
Kyoji: I hate my life.
Miake: Hey, I brought you back alive for this fanfic.
Kyoji: I know.
Miake: So don't complain about hating life.
Kyoji: *rolls eyes* I need psychological help
Rain: *sees Domon carrying Allenby (as Rain)* DOMON!
Allenby: *gives evil smile*
Domon: What?
Rain: Why are you being so nice to HER! I thought you liked ME! *completly forgetting she's supposed to be Allenby*
Kyoji: I guess he just doesn't know you as well as you think.
Rain: *perplexed*
Kyoji: I mean he doesn't know who you really are.
Rain: *catching on* He figured you out.
Kyoji: I wasn't trying hard enough to hide it.
Domon/everyone else: *VERY confused*
Miake: I mean I'm surprised that you;re that good at hiding from Domon.
Domon: HIDING WHAT?
Sai Saici: *drunk* I sink Allby's siding 'omethin'
Chibodee: *just as drunk* Yea, Alleby. Hidin' from Domon.
Miake: Whoa, they're STONED!
Domon: I get it NOW!!! Allenby is hiding that she can't play video games anymore! *also somewhat drunk*
Miake: *sweatdrop* YOU DIMWIT!
Kyoji: Must you use the word 'dimwit'?
Miake: Why?
Kyoji: It's annoying.
Miake: Dimwit.
Kyoji: *ignoring Miake* DOMON YOU IDIOT!!! Can't you figure out that RAIN was dressed as ALLENBY and ALLENBY was dressed as RAIN!
Domon: I KISSED ALLENBY???
(Rain and Allenby are back to themselves now)
Rain: YOU DID WHAT!!!!!!!!
Allenby: And is that so bad?
Domon: You're good actresses.
Kyoji/Miake: *sweatdrop and fall*
Domon: So Rain didn't REALLY beat Allenby. Now it all makes sense. I was wondering how Rain was cheating 'cause I knew she could never beat Allenby.
Rain: OHHHHHHHH! I'M GONNA GET YOU DOMON!
Allenby: HAHA!
Miake: This is better than America's Funniest Home Videos.
Kyoji: Miake, you seriously need a life.
Miake: Don't make me have to kill you.
Kyoji: *she would never do it*
Rain: ALLENBY! I HATE YOU! YOU AND YOUR STUPID PLAN!!!
Allenby: Hehe, it was kind of fun though.
Rain: I'm going upstairs to wash this GREEN HAIR DYE OUT OF MY HAIR!!!
Allenby: You do that.
Rain: *goes upstairs to wash hair*
15 minutes later there's a scream.
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CLIFF HANGER! Hehe, I am so BAD! Stay tuned for the next chapter of Identity Crisis.
Kyoji: Do we really have to wait?
Miake: Yes.
Kyoji: Don't get Sai Saici drunk in the next chapter.
Miake: It was your idea.
Kyoji: Shut up.
Please review! Thanx!
Kyoji: Miake doesn't own any of us (especially me!)
Domon: So don't sue her.
Miake: Remember, I have an army of rabid chibis.
Kyoji: So more caffine for her.
Miake: Alright, let's continue the story
******************
Miake: So how are we going to sabotage Rain and Allenby?
Kyoji: We'll drop hints. Subtle ones at first.
Miake: Ok.
A/N(remember Allenby is Rain and Rain is Allenby)
Rain: I'll defeat you!
Allenby: No you won't.
Rain: I'm Allenby the invincible game player. And you're Rain, the...
Allenby: And I'm Rain the, girl who stalks Domon.
Rain: *under her breath* Hey!
Allenby: So are you just going to stand there Allenby?
Kyoji: Yea, RAIN!
Rain: Did you just call me Rain?
Kyoji: Uh...yes?
*the simulator game starts*
Rain: *evil glare*
Allenby: *kicks (real) Rain*
Rain: *punches (real) Allenby *
Domon: Whoa, Rain is kicking some serious butt.
Miake: How do you know that's really Rain?
Domon: Rain and Allenby wouldn't switch places. Only queer people like you and Kyoji...
Miake: I am NOT queer *hmph* evil anime characters.
Domon: Nani? (what)
Miake: Never mind.
Allenby: I WON!
Rain: How could you defeat me. I'm the greatest game player in the world!
*Rain and Allenby come over to Domon*
Domon: How is that possible? Rain can't fight, a least not as good as Allenby.
Rain: YES SHE CAN! I mean, Rain is a good fighter. I just um, slipped up, that's all.
Domon: *thinking to self, veery suspicious, but would they really switch places like Kyoji and Miake*
Everyone goes back to the house (I don't know whose house it is, it's a house and we live there).
Miake: To celebrate Allenby's, I mean RAIN's victory today, I think we should--
Kyoji: ALL GET DRUNK!
Miake: Not exactly what I was gonna say. I was thinking something more harmless but--
Kyoji: Getting drunk is harmless.
Miake: And then people wonder why he's so screwed up.
Kyoji: Shut up Miake.
Chibodee: I'm up for getting drunk.
Sai Saici: I'm underage.
Miake: So am I but this is fan fiction, the drinking age has been lowered to 10.
Sai Saici: That's really scary.
Miake: I know.
George: I don't drink...much
Domon: You drink wine, a lot of wine. I'm surprised you're not already drunk.
Argo: I would like to go too.
Kyoji: Then it's settled.
Miake: Um, Kyoji, why exactly are we doing this.
Kyoji: Haven't you heard the best truth serum is alcohol.
Miake: Ok, whatever you say DOCTOR Kyoji.
Kyoji: Why do I put up with you?
Miake: I have no idea.
Meanwhile...
Allenby: Aren't you proud of me Domon! I finally beat that annoying Allenby.
Domon: *kisses her cheek* You did good.
Allenby: *blushes majorly*
Domon: *smiles* Come on, let's celebrate! *picks up Allenby (as Rain) and carrys her to the room where everyone else is already getting severly drunk*
Kyoji: I saw Domon kissing Allenby.
Miake: The real one?
Kyoji: Yea, he thought she was Rain.
Miake: HAHAHAHAHA!
Kyoji: SHUT UP!
Miake: Sorry.
Kyoji: I hate my life.
Miake: Hey, I brought you back alive for this fanfic.
Kyoji: I know.
Miake: So don't complain about hating life.
Kyoji: *rolls eyes* I need psychological help
Rain: *sees Domon carrying Allenby (as Rain)* DOMON!
Allenby: *gives evil smile*
Domon: What?
Rain: Why are you being so nice to HER! I thought you liked ME! *completly forgetting she's supposed to be Allenby*
Kyoji: I guess he just doesn't know you as well as you think.
Rain: *perplexed*
Kyoji: I mean he doesn't know who you really are.
Rain: *catching on* He figured you out.
Kyoji: I wasn't trying hard enough to hide it.
Domon/everyone else: *VERY confused*
Miake: I mean I'm surprised that you;re that good at hiding from Domon.
Domon: HIDING WHAT?
Sai Saici: *drunk* I sink Allby's siding 'omethin'
Chibodee: *just as drunk* Yea, Alleby. Hidin' from Domon.
Miake: Whoa, they're STONED!
Domon: I get it NOW!!! Allenby is hiding that she can't play video games anymore! *also somewhat drunk*
Miake: *sweatdrop* YOU DIMWIT!
Kyoji: Must you use the word 'dimwit'?
Miake: Why?
Kyoji: It's annoying.
Miake: Dimwit.
Kyoji: *ignoring Miake* DOMON YOU IDIOT!!! Can't you figure out that RAIN was dressed as ALLENBY and ALLENBY was dressed as RAIN!
Domon: I KISSED ALLENBY???
(Rain and Allenby are back to themselves now)
Rain: YOU DID WHAT!!!!!!!!
Allenby: And is that so bad?
Domon: You're good actresses.
Kyoji/Miake: *sweatdrop and fall*
Domon: So Rain didn't REALLY beat Allenby. Now it all makes sense. I was wondering how Rain was cheating 'cause I knew she could never beat Allenby.
Rain: OHHHHHHHH! I'M GONNA GET YOU DOMON!
Allenby: HAHA!
Miake: This is better than America's Funniest Home Videos.
Kyoji: Miake, you seriously need a life.
Miake: Don't make me have to kill you.
Kyoji: *she would never do it*
Rain: ALLENBY! I HATE YOU! YOU AND YOUR STUPID PLAN!!!
Allenby: Hehe, it was kind of fun though.
Rain: I'm going upstairs to wash this GREEN HAIR DYE OUT OF MY HAIR!!!
Allenby: You do that.
Rain: *goes upstairs to wash hair*
15 minutes later there's a scream.
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CLIFF HANGER! Hehe, I am so BAD! Stay tuned for the next chapter of Identity Crisis.
Kyoji: Do we really have to wait?
Miake: Yes.
Kyoji: Don't get Sai Saici drunk in the next chapter.
Miake: It was your idea.
Kyoji: Shut up.
Please review! Thanx!