Ok people, time for the disclaimer

Kyoji: Miake doesn't own any of us (especially me!)

Domon: So don't sue her.

Miake: Remember, I have an army of rabid chibis.

Kyoji: So more caffine for her.

Miake: Alright, let's continue the story

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Miake: So how are we going to sabotage Rain and Allenby?

Kyoji: We'll drop hints. Subtle ones at first.

Miake: Ok.

A/N(remember Allenby is Rain and Rain is Allenby)

Rain: I'll defeat you!

Allenby: No you won't.

Rain: I'm Allenby the invincible game player. And you're Rain, the...

Allenby: And I'm Rain the, girl who stalks Domon.

Rain: *under her breath* Hey!

Allenby: So are you just going to stand there Allenby?

Kyoji: Yea, RAIN!

Rain: Did you just call me Rain?

Kyoji: Uh...yes?

*the simulator game starts*

Rain: *evil glare*

Allenby: *kicks (real) Rain*

Rain: *punches (real) Allenby *

Domon: Whoa, Rain is kicking some serious butt.

Miake: How do you know that's really Rain?

Domon: Rain and Allenby wouldn't switch places. Only queer people like you and Kyoji...

Miake: I am NOT queer *hmph* evil anime characters.

Domon: Nani? (what)

Miake: Never mind.

Allenby: I WON!

Rain: How could you defeat me. I'm the greatest game player in the world!

*Rain and Allenby come over to Domon*

Domon: How is that possible? Rain can't fight, a least not as good as Allenby.

Rain: YES SHE CAN! I mean, Rain is a good fighter. I just um, slipped up, that's all.

Domon: *thinking to self, veery suspicious, but would they really switch places like Kyoji and Miake*

Everyone goes back to the house (I don't know whose house it is, it's a house and we live there).

Miake: To celebrate Allenby's, I mean RAIN's victory today, I think we should--

Kyoji: ALL GET DRUNK!

Miake: Not exactly what I was gonna say. I was thinking something more harmless but--

Kyoji: Getting drunk is harmless.

Miake: And then people wonder why he's so screwed up.

Kyoji: Shut up Miake.

Chibodee: I'm up for getting drunk.

Sai Saici: I'm underage.

Miake: So am I but this is fan fiction, the drinking age has been lowered to 10.

Sai Saici: That's really scary.

Miake: I know.

George: I don't drink...much

Domon: You drink wine, a lot of wine. I'm surprised you're not already drunk.

Argo: I would like to go too.

Kyoji: Then it's settled.

Miake: Um, Kyoji, why exactly are we doing this.

Kyoji: Haven't you heard the best truth serum is alcohol.

Miake: Ok, whatever you say DOCTOR Kyoji.

Kyoji: Why do I put up with you?

Miake: I have no idea.

Meanwhile...

Allenby: Aren't you proud of me Domon! I finally beat that annoying Allenby.

Domon: *kisses her cheek* You did good.

Allenby: *blushes majorly*

Domon: *smiles* Come on, let's celebrate! *picks up Allenby (as Rain) and carrys her to the room where everyone else is already getting severly drunk*

Kyoji: I saw Domon kissing Allenby.

Miake: The real one?

Kyoji: Yea, he thought she was Rain.

Miake: HAHAHAHAHA!

Kyoji: SHUT UP!

Miake: Sorry.

Kyoji: I hate my life.

Miake: Hey, I brought you back alive for this fanfic.

Kyoji: I know.

Miake: So don't complain about hating life.

Kyoji: *rolls eyes* I need psychological help

Rain: *sees Domon carrying Allenby (as Rain)* DOMON!

Allenby: *gives evil smile*

Domon: What?

Rain: Why are you being so nice to HER! I thought you liked ME! *completly forgetting she's supposed to be Allenby*

Kyoji: I guess he just doesn't know you as well as you think.

Rain: *perplexed*

Kyoji: I mean he doesn't know who you really are.

Rain: *catching on* He figured you out.

Kyoji: I wasn't trying hard enough to hide it.

Domon/everyone else: *VERY confused*

Miake: I mean I'm surprised that you;re that good at hiding from Domon.

Domon: HIDING WHAT?

Sai Saici: *drunk* I sink Allby's siding 'omethin'

Chibodee: *just as drunk* Yea, Alleby. Hidin' from Domon.

Miake: Whoa, they're STONED!

Domon: I get it NOW!!! Allenby is hiding that she can't play video games anymore! *also somewhat drunk*

Miake: *sweatdrop* YOU DIMWIT!

Kyoji: Must you use the word 'dimwit'?

Miake: Why?

Kyoji: It's annoying.

Miake: Dimwit.

Kyoji: *ignoring Miake* DOMON YOU IDIOT!!! Can't you figure out that RAIN was dressed as ALLENBY and ALLENBY was dressed as RAIN!

Domon: I KISSED ALLENBY???

(Rain and Allenby are back to themselves now)

Rain: YOU DID WHAT!!!!!!!!

Allenby: And is that so bad?

Domon: You're good actresses.

Kyoji/Miake: *sweatdrop and fall*

Domon: So Rain didn't REALLY beat Allenby. Now it all makes sense. I was wondering how Rain was cheating 'cause I knew she could never beat Allenby.

Rain: OHHHHHHHH! I'M GONNA GET YOU DOMON!

Allenby: HAHA!

Miake: This is better than America's Funniest Home Videos.

Kyoji: Miake, you seriously need a life.

Miake: Don't make me have to kill you.

Kyoji: *she would never do it*

Rain: ALLENBY! I HATE YOU! YOU AND YOUR STUPID PLAN!!!

Allenby: Hehe, it was kind of fun though.

Rain: I'm going upstairs to wash this GREEN HAIR DYE OUT OF MY HAIR!!!

Allenby: You do that.

Rain: *goes upstairs to wash hair*

15 minutes later there's a scream.

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CLIFF HANGER! Hehe, I am so BAD! Stay tuned for the next chapter of Identity Crisis.

Kyoji: Do we really have to wait?

Miake: Yes.

Kyoji: Don't get Sai Saici drunk in the next chapter.

Miake: It was your idea.

Kyoji: Shut up.

Please review! Thanx!