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I ALMOST HAVE 100 REVIEWS ON THIS STORY

THANK EVERYONE OF YOU SOOOO MUCH

I literally remember when I first made this story. I thought that it wouldn't get anywhere and I'd get a lot of hate bUT HOLY CRAP WAS I WRONG

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUUUUUUU

Also, to that one Twenty One Pilots fan in the comments...

I saw your reply and I am now going to like your comment

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I got a puppy! She's a cocker spaniel and dalmatian mix. Her name is Piper! :D

sHE CRAPS EVERYWHERE

AND SHE FARTS IN HER SLEEP

But I still love her XD

I do not own Kuroshitsuji, or any of the characters.

ON WITH LE SHOW

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A guest commented this idea, and i of course loved it, so thank you very much!

It was a normal afternoon for Ciel and all of those other weirdos. They were playing Cards Against Humanity with one another. You know...Just the normal.

"All I want for Christmas is..." Sebastian read out the black card that was placed firmly between his fingers. The other characters looked into their piles of white cards- trying to find the perfectly offensive match.

One-by-one, the characters submitted their cards into a pile, and soon they were finished.

"...alright...wHO THE %^$^*( )*)(%#$ PUT SEBASTIAN'S WEINIE?" An angered Sebastian roared.

"...tee hee" Ciel giggled.

"..." everyone was silent.

"Okay, I'm bored. WHO WANTS TO GET WASTED?!" Elizabeth shouted and ripped her shirt apart revealing tons of alcoholic products.

"yisssss" Grell smiled with glee.

And so, with that, they began to drink. Until hardly anyone could stand.

"woooaahhhhh...guys...I'm turniNG INTO A..D-HEE HAW HEE HAW" Ciel was transformed into a donkey.

"I always knew you were an ASS, Ciel!" Alois laughed but soon turned into a baboon.

Why a baboon, you may ask? Baboons have fine booties, and as we all know, Alois has the finest of them all.

Well, if you don't count mine. Mine is the best out of-

"AUTHOR!" Grell interrupted.

Whoops! Sorry!

"You're so annoying..." Claude RUDELY sighed.

You know what? Just for that, I'm turning you into a snail.

Wait. I should make you into a cat so I can make a really bad pun. Yeah, I'll make you a cat.

NOW YOUR NAME IS "CLAW-DE"! MWAHAHAHAHA

Oh yeah..story...forgot...anyways...

So our beloved characters were all turned into animals. Sebastian became a dog for obvious reasons. Elizabeth became a parrot because their voices are very similar. Grell became a walrus. Don't ask.

ALL OF A SUDDEN JEFF THE KILLER WALKED IN

Why are you here? This is the wrong fanfiction.

Wait...what are you doing with that knife- HEY! YOU CAN'T JUST WALK IN AND KILL THE CAST! THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS! THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS!

Okay. Everyone is dead. Bye.

JK

THEY ALL TURNED INTO COUCHES AND BEDS.

You know the one you're sitting on right now? Yeah, that's Alois.

Yep

Awkward

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I'm not even funny anymore XD

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"Sebastian!" Ciel called loudly for his butler, tapping his finger anxiously- waiting for his arrival.

"Yes, young master?" Sebastian questioned; intrigued by the sudden outburst from the Phantomhive.

"There is a film I would like to view at the theatre near us and I need parental guidance to be able to see it."

"Well, what exactly is the film you'd like to see?"

"Deadpool. I heard that it's a VERY family friendly movie." Ciel smiled innocently.

"Okay. I might need to do some research, but I'll think about it-"

"OH NO NO NO! Don't trouble yourself! No research needed!" Ciel laughed nervously, scratching the back of his neck.

"It has nudity, doesn't it?"

Ciel sighed loudly. "Yes..."

"Okay. I believe that you are old enough now to know what is okay, so I will take you to this movie."

"Yay!"

"Who is playing the lead role?"

"Ryan Reynolds."

"HELL YES LET'S GO RIGHT NOW!" Sebastian secretly loves Ryan Reynolds- almost as much as he loves Baby Metal.

And so they went.

The movie began to play and they were soon greeted by a 3 MINUTE SEX MONTAGE WTF.

"Ciel..." Sebastian warned.

"I know, I know. Cover my eye. Why aren't you covering yours?" Ciel asked as Sebatian flushed a bright red.

"I-I'm allowed to see these things. Don't question me." he spoke rather quickly before shoving popcorn in his mouth.

Ciel decided not to question it further.

The movie ended and Sebastian was far more than disappointed in Ciel.

"WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE WATCHED A DECENT MOVIE LIKE THE GOOD DINOSAUR OR KUNG FU PANDA?"

Ciel ripped off his face to reveal Grell.

"Oh, Bassy! I just really wanted to see a movie with you!" Grell purred and snuggled into his shoulder.

"Kill me..." Sebastian began to fall to the floor.

He opened his arms and legs at the same time screaming about photosynthesis.

Suddenly, Sebastian turned into a plant.

"HISSSSS!" An elderly woman hissed and dragged Sebastian away, whispering sweet nothings into his ears.

"Wow." Claude stated walking out of the Good Dinosaur room, and unfortunately seeing the scene in front of him.

"Was that my mother whispering to a plant?" Alois asked.

"Your mother is dead."

Alois shed a single tear.

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That literally wasn't funny, but I felt like I couldn't publish only one story.

Deadpool was a really good movie so beg your parents to take you.

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I wish I could reply to everyone's comments on here, and it is unbelievable that there is almost 100 reviews.

Thank you all!

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-HappyCupCake02