Yang-dere

RWBY

May the Best Girl Win

Summary: Jaune is sick in bed with a cold while the rest of his team is out on a mission. Not one to leave the helpless unassisted, Yang decides to take care of the ill team leader of Team JNPR by making him a nice, nutritious, and meaty porridge with extra special ingredients.

Author's Notes: People wanted an aftermath chapter? Here's an aftermath chapter. Let's see if the response is positive.

Ruby stares through the window at the sterile room.

Weiss approaches Ruby from behind.

Weiss: Is Yang still...?

Ruby looks off distantly and answers.

Ruby: Yeah...

Ruby and Weiss watch as Yang holds a spoon up, trying to feed a blonde doll.

Weiss: Do we know why she did it?

Ruby: No...

Weiss: Do you think... maybe... she was really in love with him?

Ruby: Maybe...

Ruby looks downcast as Weiss places a hand on her shoulder.

Weiss: Blake might be gone... but...

Ruby begins shaking. Ruby clutches her shoulder and drops to her knees. Ruby is sobbing.

Weiss: Ruby! Ruby... there, there...

Ruby: I-it's my fault... I shouldn't have ever bought her that knife set!

Ruby begins to sobbing uncontrollable.

Weiss: We all knew how much Yang wanted to be a cook... she always wanted to be more womanly...

Ruby: B-but Blake... and twenty others... Weiss! The horror! The look in their eyes! The blank stares...

Weiss is silent.

Weiss: Ruby... why are you smiling?

Ruby retrieves Crescent Rose from her holster, tears in her eyes.

Ruby: I loved him, Weiss! Yang didn't deserve him!

Weiss: R-Ruby... calm down! It's okay! He's just sick in bed... it's all minor.

Ruby shakes as her scythe is armed.

Ruby: I did this... I did this didn't I? I don't even remember it... We... we were all partying... and I was drinking punch... b-but I remember waking up... covered in blood... I did it, didn't I, Weiss? They only found Yang with the knife in hand... she was cooking their meat and bones... and Pyrrha... her body... I did it all didn't I!? why did I do... Weiss? Weiss? Tell me-Weiss!

Weiss says nothing.

Ruby turns and looks back into the sterile room.

Ruby: I did this to her, didn't I...? Ugh!

Weiss thrusts her sword through Ruby's heart from behind.

Weiss: Hush now... hush...

Weiss embraces Ruby as Ruby gasps for air.

Weiss: Hush now my little errand girl... skip along now to your mother in the after life...

Weiss lays Ruby onto the floor. She looks blankly before taking out her scroll.

Weiss: Hello. It's me. Get the Schnee Disposal Team at the viewing room of the mental hospital. Also prepare a car and a nice dinner. I'd like to visit my ill lover.

Weiss turns and leaves the sisters to their own worlds.

Best Girl Wins

Author's Notes: This is still pretty funny to me. I still think this deserves a humor tag.