HEEEELLLLOOOOO, GUYSES! As you can see, (unless you didn't read the title, female dog) this is a fic that will be mostly humorous. From 1 to 333, these are 333 Ways to Get Kicked out of the Smash Mansion!

1. Super Glomping

A certain blue hedgehog was staring at a certain moustashioed plumber, waiting to launch.

"He's right where I want him," the hedgehog said.

He then ran up really fast to Mario and hugged, no, strangled, him.

And from that day on, Crazy Hand would be allowed to do whatever he wanted to do to someone who glomped Mario.

2. Max your credit card

Peach and Nana were at the mall, doing what girls do at the mall. Shop.

But of course, this is Peach we're talking about. The mall decided not to let her spend as much as was on her budget. However, she did, and was placed alongside the likes of Sonic as Crazy Hand educated them in the art of trolling.

All Nana bought was a stuffed pterodactyl.

3. Get drunk on sugary soda

Toon Link and Kirby were making a trip to the fridge to get what no other Smasher has gotten before.

Cream soda.

Toon Link was fine, although he had to get a fairy from the items department.

The same cannot be said for Kirby.

4. Live someone else's life

After placing a bet with Link, Zelda believed she could live in the Hyrulian's shoes for a day. So they asked Manaphy to switch their bodies.

However, Zelda had no idea what Link does, and it ended up with a trip to the infirmary.

5. Be bilingual

Ike always teased Marth about his taunting in Japanese. So he decided to taunt in English from then on.

And this, my reader, is why SSB4 was delayed.

Gosh, I hope you liked it! My favorite one was number two!

P.S. This will update a lot, 'cuz I have no life. So if you like it, it might make more sense to favorite. KTHXBAI