(Five Years l8r, after 'The Object of Reason')
Wednesday 7th of August. Calories: 7768 - (v. bad) not my fault, Shaz
had a sleepover, with a buffet! Cigarettes: 22. Alcahol units: 12+. Weight:
8st (ok). Times of daydreaming about Mark: 52.
" Bridget, Did you hear me, I said bring Mark round for Sunday Lunch, I'm making roast beef." " Mum, I told you, Mark and I are going away this weekend to Paris." " Come on darling, I have an announcement to make." " Can't it wait for Monday mum, I'm busy until then." " Fine!" her mum sniffed and put down the phone.
Mum is being awkward as usual; she still hasn't got used to the fact that I'm married. Life is bliss and Mark's house is wonderful, except I miss my old flat. I miss my mess, my neighbours (very unusual, as didn't really like any of them) and being close to Shaz, Jude and Tom. Miss Tom, he has been in New York too long. Must go! I will be late for new job! Working as assistant director to new series of comedy ' Two Pints of Lager and A Packet of Crisps'. Should be fun.
Friday 9th of August. Calories: 2222 - I'm on a roll! Cigarettes: 13 (v. gd). Weight: 8st 2lb. Alcahol Units: 2 (v. gd). 2:29pm
Did not get job. V. Disappointed with myself. I spilt hot cup of tea over producer. Was not own fault, milk was off, my tea had bits floating in it! Mark has just called from work, I have got 3 hours to pack and then lift off. I just got out the shower! Have to get ready and pack? Not enough time. Hmm. What shall I bring? Romantic weekend in Paris Lots of sexy underwear Socks or stockings? Money and bankcard Boots and heels Five tops at least Three pairs of trousers at least Three skirts at least A couple of pairs of tights. Jumpers Coat Scarf Gloves Diary, of course! Pen, to write it with! Jewellery Make-up, I have to look my best. Hair-dryer Hair accessories Toothbrush, toothpaste, face-wash. Towel Shampoo and conditioner Wedding ring Mobile phone
3:23pm
I have a very serious problem. I can't fit it all in my case. Maybe if I sit on it, I might fit it all in. Is all in. Aah! Passport! Where did I put it?
3:42pm
How did it get under toaster?
To be continued. Please review!
" Bridget, Did you hear me, I said bring Mark round for Sunday Lunch, I'm making roast beef." " Mum, I told you, Mark and I are going away this weekend to Paris." " Come on darling, I have an announcement to make." " Can't it wait for Monday mum, I'm busy until then." " Fine!" her mum sniffed and put down the phone.
Mum is being awkward as usual; she still hasn't got used to the fact that I'm married. Life is bliss and Mark's house is wonderful, except I miss my old flat. I miss my mess, my neighbours (very unusual, as didn't really like any of them) and being close to Shaz, Jude and Tom. Miss Tom, he has been in New York too long. Must go! I will be late for new job! Working as assistant director to new series of comedy ' Two Pints of Lager and A Packet of Crisps'. Should be fun.
Friday 9th of August. Calories: 2222 - I'm on a roll! Cigarettes: 13 (v. gd). Weight: 8st 2lb. Alcahol Units: 2 (v. gd). 2:29pm
Did not get job. V. Disappointed with myself. I spilt hot cup of tea over producer. Was not own fault, milk was off, my tea had bits floating in it! Mark has just called from work, I have got 3 hours to pack and then lift off. I just got out the shower! Have to get ready and pack? Not enough time. Hmm. What shall I bring? Romantic weekend in Paris Lots of sexy underwear Socks or stockings? Money and bankcard Boots and heels Five tops at least Three pairs of trousers at least Three skirts at least A couple of pairs of tights. Jumpers Coat Scarf Gloves Diary, of course! Pen, to write it with! Jewellery Make-up, I have to look my best. Hair-dryer Hair accessories Toothbrush, toothpaste, face-wash. Towel Shampoo and conditioner Wedding ring Mobile phone
3:23pm
I have a very serious problem. I can't fit it all in my case. Maybe if I sit on it, I might fit it all in. Is all in. Aah! Passport! Where did I put it?
3:42pm
How did it get under toaster?
To be continued. Please review!