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EPILOGUE: DON'T WORRY, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME

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*ring ring*

LORELAI: "Hello?"

RORY: "Hi Mom. Did you find your moment?"

LORELAI: "Uh, now's not really a good time, honey, Luke and I are kind of in the middle of something."

RORY: "If it's lurid sex, I don't want to know."

LORELAI: "Okay, bye."

RORY: "What?!?!"

LORELAI: "Just kidding."

RORY: "What are you doing then?"

LORELAI: "Trying to convince the good people of the LAPD not to arrest us."

RORY: "Arrest you? For what?"

LORELAI: "Indecent exposure."

RORY: "Oh boy. Are you serious? (beat) Does this mean I lose my bet?"

LORELAI: "No, you're safe. Would you like to thank Officer Lopez yourself, or should I do it for you?"

RORY: "MOM!"

LORELAI: "Don't worry, he's got a sense of humor."

RORY: "Ugh, you are irrepressible!"

LORELAI: "I know I'm irresistible."

RORY: "I said irrepressible."

LORELAI: "Same diff."

RORY: "Diff of Titanic proportions."

LORELAI: "Rory, you love me, right?"

RORY: "Yes, but don't try calling me from jail, I'm not going to bail you out!"

LORELAI: "Rory..."

RORY: "Hanging up now."

LORELAI: "Rory…"

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THE END... Really.

Sorry I just had to add that, everybody stop groaning now. I couldn't resist, cos this is just the sort of thing my mum would do to me.

That's it! Finally! *grin* I'm so proud! So what did y'all think? Thanks for coming along for the ride!