Texts between Dick and Wally were always a bit random. Neither thought much of it, not really. Both had eventually come to the habit of just texting a stray thought to the other one, not really minding if there was a response or not. They knew when the other was using sarcasm, being totally serious, extremely busy...needing a few reassuring words. There was never any doubt.

Well, unless you involved autocorrect.
Or if Wally accidentally switched his phone to some foreign language.
Of course there are incidents; you gotta make room for a few exceptions.

(D is of course Dick, W is Wally, and "Break" means a new conversation. These are all just random.)

D - you bringing food tonight

W - ya b there in 10 min getting some hickey

D - ...

W - I WROTE CHICKEN **** YOU AUTOCORRECT

Break

W - dude what does it mean to ship a couple what the heck

D - *sends drawing of a couple tied together with panicked eyes in a box with the UPS logo on it*

W - funny.

D - i am

W - apparently means a couple you support in a fandom or whatever

D - guess it takes an iceberg to break it up

W - ...

W - you didnt just do that

D - *sends picture of cat wearing shades with the caption 'LIKE A BOSS' *

Break

W - dude why are there no real vampires today

D - all killed themselves after reading Twilight

W - oh

Break

W - you free today

D - dang right I am *sends photo shopped picture of himself standing in front of American Flag with fireworks and a Bald Eagle*

Break

W - im exhausted

W- and bruised

W - and sore

W - and hungry

D - well quit bothering Artemis and your problem is solved

Break

W- so i have cheese but no crackers

D - sounds like youre cracka-lackin

Break

W - ran into a tree

D - LOL

D - U okay

D - or I should say oaky

D - haha

D - sorry

D - hey

D - dude you alright

This is fun...I might have enough in me for a few more chapters! Just say the word, and I'll get writing some more ;)

Hope ya like it

:)