The Pokemon were outside, playing a game of "Go Jump Off A Cliff". They were celebrating the fact that Roseh had decided to stop being lazy and update more often (and you guys better be celebrating too).

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" Roseh shouted as she raced outside, tossing heart-shaped pieces of paper around.

"Oh boy," Fennekin's fur bristled.

"What's wrong?" asked Purrloin.

"It's Valentine's Day. aka Shipper's Day. Roseh is a fangirl. Fangirls ship. And when fangirls ship on Valentine's Day," she paused and looked away, "bad things happen."

"Oh yeah," Roseh smiled, putting on a pair of Nidorino's shades. "And Reevee21 and I have a ship that will blow you away."

"You don't mean..." Fennekin's fur lay flat.

"Do you mean...?" Lassie looked up hopefully.

"She means...!" Eevee's eyes lit up.

"Fennedier!" Roseh proclaimed triumphantly, tossing confetti and pictures of Fennekin and Reevee's Frogadier.

"This is a Greninja!" Fennekin said annoyed, holding up a picture of a 'Frogadier.'

"I can't draw, okay?" Roseh admitted.

"Nobody even ships that!" Fennekin rolled her eyes.

"I ship it," said Roseh.

"We ship it," admitted the other Pokemon.

"Almost everybody who answered Reevee's poll ships it," Chikorita pointed out.

"Wow," Roseh breathed. She got out a random piece of paper and pencil. "If I can make a famous ship like FennekinXFrogadier, who knows what other ships I can make!"

"This is the part where you should be worried," said Fennekin.

"I can make ships like... SylveonXZorua!" Roseh said, writing it down.

"WHAT?!" shouted Sylveon and Zorua.

"Or BulbasaurXChikorita!"

"WHAT?!" they said.

"Or GibbersXEevee!"

"That doesn't even make sense!" Gibbers would've facepalmed, but he sort of... doesn't have palms.

"How about NidorinoXPurrloin?" Roseh continued writing.

"Yeah!" Nidorino attempted to fist pump.

Everybody stared at Nidorino.

"Um, I mean... I DON'T HAVE ANY FOURS!" Nidorino jumped off the cliff.

Lassie looked at Nidorino's deck. "You do, too!" she shouted after him, holding up a 4.

Nidorino returned from the cliff completely unharmed, because PC logic.

"But I wanna ship!" Pichu jumped up and down.

"Here," Roseh handed her a small paper sailboat.

"YAY!" Pichu took the boat down to the Mystery Well.

"Aw, my sister will evolve into an event-exclusive Surfing Pikachu," Pikachu said.

"Wait, I just realized something," Mudkip said. "Pichu, being a Baby Pokemon, evolves through happiness. She is literally the happiest Pokemon in this box. So, why isn't she evolved yet?" All the Pokemon looked at Roseh.

"Um, well, you see," Roseh explained, "she wouldn't be as good a character if I let her evolve, y'know. Besides, we already have a Pikachu. Actually, if you haven't figured it out, almost all of you are NFE (Not Fully Evolved). I just mentally press B randomly all day to keep you from evolving!"

"...Well that makes sense," said Chikorita.

Meanwhile, in the Water-type room of the mystery well, Pichu sailed around in her paper boat. "Yay, I'm shipping!" she sang.

Mudkip came up from the water, "But are you handling?"

"I don't even know!" Pichu squealed happily.

A WORD FROM ROSEH

So, yes, I've decided to be less lazy and start posting chapters again!

Fennekin: Yay!

Sylveon: *holds out a paper heart* Happy Valentine's Day, everybody!