Levi doesn't know much about girls, but what he does know is they like money. So when Petra's birthday came up, he thought he had a good idea what to get her.

"How does $50 sound?" He asked Hanji. She leaned back in her chair, tapping a finger to her chin.

"You said she didn't want anything extravagant, right?"

"Yeah."

"Fifty dollars is simple, but it doesn't really say, 'I want to suck your face and other stuff'" Hanji started drumming her fingers on her leg.

"You know what you should get her?"

"I wouldn't be here then, Four-eyes." Levi deadpanned.

"Get Petra some chocolate." Levi scoffed at her ridiculous idea.

"What makes you think I should get her something so disgusting?"

"Dude, chocolate's all she lives off. She eats like a pound everyday. I'd give a kidney for that metabolism. Though, maybe it'd be better to lose an my appendix, or maybe-"

"Hey, focus. And what even makes you think Petra even likes chocolate." Levi couldn't see how she could like such an awful treat. Hanji gave him a blank stare.

"How long have you two been dating."

"About a year, why?" Instead of answering, Hanji continued staring.

"You're a shitty boyfriend." She finally replied. Levi was confused. Sure he was an awful human being, but how could Hanji have only noticed that now.

"Okay," Hanji leaned forward with an evil glint in her eye. "Let's do a little experiment. How many times has Petra talked about chocolate amongst all you're time together" Levi rolled his eyes. Petra was the textbook example of a chatterbox, of course he would have- wait a second. Suddenly he remembered their conversation during dinner last night.

"Dad's sending a chocolate cake on my birthday. Can't wait." Shit, well it's not like- oh fuck. She had mentioned something about eating a whole tub of chocolate ice cream with Rico on Sunday, when they watched that season finale. More and more he remembered little comments about her obsession.

"I couldn't survive without chocolate."

"Chocolate is proof there is a god.

"CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!"

"Fuck, I am a shitty boyfriend." Levi couldn't help but facepalming. Hanji started cackling like a madwoman.

"This is rich! And you're welcome, Short Stuff." Levi flipped her a bird before heading for the door.

"Damn it, I gotta go, Four eyes." And with a slam, Levi was gone. Hanji could help but crack up again as she remembered his face. She whipped out her phone, this was gonna be a great story to tell Mike.

Levi waited for Petra to open the door. He started to fidget, wondering if asking Hanji of all people for advice was was a good idea. Soon he heard footsteps, and Petra opened the door, almost glowing.

"Just in time Levi!" Before he could even say 'Happy Birthday,' she dragged him into the apartment.

"I just set up Frozen. Now no backing out, you promised you'd watch this with me." Petra practically pushed him down on the couch. Levi opened his mouth to interject, but then he found Petra cuddling very closely to him, and he forgot how to talk. He wanted to mention his gift, but it felt so nice being next to her. Her hair tickled him and he could smell her shampoo. He thought maybe he didn't have to move right this second. Soon, he found himself watching the movie and forgetting about his present. The main character remained him too much of the annoying brats Petra worked with, but hearing Petra sing along to the songs made up for it. Then, they came to the part with that stupid snowman. Only then did he remember his gift.

"Petra pause the movie." She groaned in response.

"Why?"

"I got a present for you." Immediately she got up and paused the movie.

"Presents?! I didn't see any when you came in. All you were carrying was that plastic bag." Suddenly it dawned to her. "Ohhh, but you didn't even wrap it? I'm ashamed of you." Petra teased as she went searching for her gift. Soon, she found the bag dropped near the door. Eagerly, she tore in the bag and pulled out a huge heart-shaped box.

"No way…" She muttered to herself as she shock the package.

Levi held his breath, his brain was flashing warning signals and he found himself trying to come up with an excuse.

"It's just it was on sale, with Valentine's Day being over for a few months now. It's not much but-" Levi stopped talking when he noticed Petra was stuffing her face with the desserts.

"Petra…" Levi cautiously placed a hand on her shoulder. Petra spun around and gave him a , getting chocolate all over him.

"I love you, this is an amazing gift, how did you find one so big!" She rambled. Her chattering would have been cute if she hadn't smeared all that chocolate over his face.

"How do eat this sweet shit?" He interrupted as he tried to clean his face. Petra's eyes widened in shock.

"You don't like chocolate?"

"I rather be poisoned than forced to eat it" Out of nowhere, Petra gave him a sly grin.

"Hey Levi," She took another bite of chocolate, and leaned in towards him. Levi practically ran, as he tried to avoid her

"Don't you dare,"

"You can't stop me."

"Get those filthy lips away from me!"