"Hey shadow freak! Get back here now" Natsu screamed across the guild hall at one of Fairy Tail's many guests on this sunny afternoon. The guild hall was packed with mages from across the continent as Fairy Tail proceeded to brawl with several of their friends from across the land. Currently, Natsu was chasing after the shadow dragon slayer that he had fought during the Grand Magic Games. Rogue slipped into the shadows and raced around the guild's walls as Sting proceeded to kick Gajeel into Natsu.

"Sabers 1! Fairies 0!" Sting's excitement was short lived however, as a couple of ice attacks knocked him on his ass. Lyon and Gray proceeded to attack each other, though with Gray's devil slayer magic Lyon really wasn't making much progress.

Jellal and Erza, followed by the rest of the new Crime Sorciere guild, minus the two females, had entered the guild hall. Erza was getting ready to reprimand all the men in the guild, but Cobra's voice shattered her thoughts. "Now this is my kind of party! You're mine Natsu" he yelled a battle cry as he jumped in the fray.

"I forgot just how rowdy they can get" Jellal said to his comrades.

"They're all.. so loud" Midnight spoke. He began to walk over to Mira's bar and have a seat, as he sat across from the only normal looking person in the entire hall. He didn't take much notice of the cloaked man sitting next to him as he ordered a drink. Hoteye and Racer made their way over to Jura and Lyon, the latter being forcefully removed from the fight by a pissed off demon. Erza made her way to Kagura while Jellal, not really sure what to do at the moment seeing as all his guildmates left him, took a seat next to Juvia, Levy, and Lucy, who were currently discussing books they had read amidst the ruckus.

The only six left in the brawl were the five dragon slayers and Gray, who were now proceeding to tear the whole guild hall down over the bodies of random mages who dare stood in their way. Objects were sent flying everywhere as the onlookers proceeded to dodge. Midnight was using his magic to dodge all the objects effortlessly while he continued his conversation with Mirajane, but the cloaked figure next to him wasn't so lucky as a chair whacked him on the back of his head.

The slayers continued to duke it out before a voice was heard throughout the guild hall. "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?"

Everyone turned to look at the man (or at least, someone with the voice of a man) in the brown cloak as he stood up.

Natsu held a confused look on his face. "Who the hell are you?"

The man paid him no mind. "You damn dragon slayers are always a nuisance no matter where you go."

"If that's the case then why don't you get the fuck out of our guild hall?" Sting asked.

"It's not even your guild hall" Gajeel screamed at him. And just like that, they were right back at it again.

"Enough! This should shut you all up for a while" he said as he cast a bright light upon the guild. The man was gone when the light ceased and a strange purple glow surrounded the seven dragon slayers.

"What the hell is this?" Rogue asked as he was shocked at the turn of events.

Laxus had now abandoned his table on the second floor and stood over the railing. "What the fuck did you guys do?"

"How the hell should I know" Sting argued to the other blonde.

Suddenly, runes appeared on all of their bodies and all of them besides Natsu and Laxus began to writhe in pain on the ground. "The hell?" Freed quickly jumped toward Laxus as he noticed the ruines on him.

"Let me inspect these" he said as he began to translate the words onto paper. Levy, realizing she could be useful in this situation, made her way over to Natsu and started to translate his ruins.

Lucy had followed Levy closely, wanting to see what the spell on him was all about. He didn't seem phased at all by whatever happened to him and the rest of the dragon slayers, although he didn't appear to be feeling the full effects of it yet.

After a while, the crowd had subsided as most of the slayers had calmed down and were now laying on the ground. Levy and Freed wet to work trying to decipher the works behinds the spell. Gajeel stood up and made his way toward the two who were working on decoding the ruines, but stopped when he saw the scene at the bar.

Midnight had resumed his conversation with Mirajane once again, until Gajeel threw an iron club at him. "Back off her will you!"

The guild buzzed again as Gajeel attempted to tear Midnight limb from limb, although failing miserably. Most of the guild was wrapped up in the fight until a shriek pierced through the guild hall. "Juvia?" Lyon questioned. Everyone, including Gajeel and Midnight stopped on a dime to look at the source of the sound.

Indeed it was Juvia. And this Juvia had Sting on one knee in front of her with a bouquet of roses professing his love for her. Seriously, where the hell did he find roses in the guild hall anyway?

Lyon was pissed. "You blonde haired bastard! She's mine!" Those two were now caught up in a brawl. "Gray my beloved, hel- EH!?"

Juvia couldn't believe her eyes. Gray was trying to escape this whole scene in front of him, only to be held back by none other than the sky dragon slayer, who had her arms wrapped around his waist.

"Levy, will you hurry up and figure the damn spell out before everyone completely loses their minds?" Meanwhile, Rogue had sniffed the air for a second before heading behind the bar and down the stairs without a sound.

"I'm working on it!" Levy had been scribbling furiously before a forlorn look drew itself across her face. "Shit."

"What's wrong Levy?" Lisanna asked.

"This isn't a spell. It's a curse. And I can't dispell a curse."

"A curse? Like what Tartarus used?" Erza now joined the conversation.

"That could prove to be problematic" Kagura thought hard about a way to reverse everything. "What do the ruines say?" Freed focused in on the words they had written down.

"To calm a dragon's wild soul, true love must first be known, though crazy it may seem at first, the one you mark will quench your thirst, lust and desire left not to fate, these ruines ensure to find your true mate."

"So it's kinda like a love spell?" Erza asked. "That's so-so-so ROMANTIC!"

Just then, Cobra, who had finally woke up proceeded to the girls and Jellal and proceeded to grope the dark haired swordswoman. Kagura instantly smacked him in the gut with her sword. "Like hell it's romantic."

"Still though, why haven't Natsu and Laxus had a reaction to it yet?" Lucy asked.

"That's a good thought. Every woman that they know is currently here at Fairy Tail" Erza said. "So it is a little puzzling."

"Well I can't speak for Laxus" Gray, who finally escaped Wendy's grasp, said to them "but do you really think flame brain is even capable of noticing a woman?"

"That is a good point" Freed agreed "but they still should've had some type of reaction."

Jellal thought for a moment. "Not quite all of them are here just yet."

"Huh?" All the mages asked, but before Jellal could explain Natsu collapsed on the ground and Laxus fell over the balcony railing. "Looks like I was right. They're finally here."

The guild doors opened to reveal the two female mages of Crime Sorciere, Angel and Merudy. "We're here" the latter shouted.

The first thing the two noticed was that the hall was trashed. Everyone was acting strange, mainly the dragon slayers. Then they noticed Laxus and Natsu crawling on the ground towards them, both clearly in pain as the spell was finally taking hold of them.

Angel finally broke the silence. "Just what the fuck is going on here?"

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A/N: yeah, this is just something I wrote up for fun cause I had a little bit of writers block. Somewhat of a crack fic. I wrote this at 1:30 in the morning yesterday (technically today I guess) and I finally decided to post it. Anyway, hope yall enjoyed it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail. Like not in the least bit. Just the slightly demented plot of this 'story'.