Arthur and the gang were staring at a computer, looking in utter shock as they read fanfics about themselves, written by some very interesting writers. They looked at each other, then set off to find pens and paper. They each began to write letters.

Arthur was very upset, eyes ready to incinerate the paper he was writing on.

His letter said:

Dear Fan fic writers,

Why don't I ever do anything but go to school? I go camping, fishing, bowling, etc. And why don't I ever get a nice teacher in these stories? I've never had a mean teacher in my life!

Arthur

Francine was steaming hot too, writing:

Dear dummies,

Why would I ever love that corkscrew, Arthur? He dumb, slow, and not my type at all. If he ever proposed, I'd knock him out.

Francine

Buster was disappointed. He wrote:

Bah-weep-Granah-wheep-ni ni bong! Fanfic writers!

I'm disappointed, to say the least. Why don't I ever meet aliens in these stories? REAL ALIENS? Why don't I ever get to see my dad? Can't you guys make anything happen?

Buster

Fern had a warm, fuzzy feeling, inside:

Dear fellow writers,

I sure do love your portrayals of me: smart, quick thinking, quiet, and a good mystery lover! I just want to say, keep doing what your doing!

Lots of love,

Fern

Sue Ellen was embarrassed, and disappointed, writing:

Dear Fanfic writers,

Why do I never go traveling in your stories? I've been all over the world! How come you never show that? Also, HOW DO YOU KNOW? I never told anybody about my thoughts towards a certain someone. Wait, I did tell Fern, FERN DID YOU TELL?

Sue Ellen

Brain wrote:

Dear writers of FanFiction,

I am disturbed by some of your writing skills, and scientific knowledge. When talking frequently about certain body parts, please do know what your talking about, and try not to write about disturbing things, such as little boy ' parts' so much. It's scientifically disturbing and suggests instability.

Doctor Brain

George sat quietly, writing:

Dear Romance Novelists,

I've never seen a story about me and Fern. Why is this a problem, well, um, I just want to know how it would turn out. Ahem.

Moving on, why is Wally never in a story? He wants to have an important role in a story someday. So can he please?

George

Muffy was outraged, her pen nearly tore the paper apart as she wrote:

Dear Insufferable, Vomitrocious, Gafts!

I am NOT a bossy person. I take charge, I don't boss around. I am NOT a spoiled brat either. I do NOT throw hissy fits, and I AM very popular thank you very much!

Muffy

The eight kids got their letters together, and typed them up on the computer.

They posted them to the profiles of their own Fanfiction accounts. Once that was done,

"So," Buster said, "Want to check out the Bionic Bunny forum now?"

The team of eight nodded, and went back to work.