How to irritate part 2…

Jabba the Hutt

1. Use the rancor pit as your own personal rubbish bin,

2. See how many clothes pages you can put on his body.

3. Try to out dance his dancer.

4. Ask him if he wants to play twister.

5. Pour salt on him and see what happens.

6. Climb up him.

7. Use his tail as a footrest.

8. Organise a karaoke night and get him to sing.

9. Take the rancor for a walk. (Extra points if you live)

10. Talk like Marlon Brando whenever you see him.

11. Act like Scarface when he's talking to a bounty hunter.

12. Hide your wallet in the folds of his fat.

13. Get him a skateboard.

14. Insist that he goes on a diet.

15. Get him to join weight watchers.

16. Answer the front door instead of the droid.

17. Get a sock for him to put on his tail.

18. Heckle the Max Rebo band.

Qui-Gon-Jinn

1. Get someone even more annoying than jar-jar for him to look after. (If someone more annoying actually exists)

2. Whenever he makes a suggestion say "That wont be necessary."

3. Use his lightsaber as a nightlight.

4. Ask if the thousand terrible things coming their way just happened to be the fans.

5. Braid his hair when he's sleeping.

6. Get him a blind date. (Who do you think he would be great with?)

7. If you cant find him shout. "Qui's Gone!" At the top of your voice.

8. When he's meditating see how many items you can balance on his head before he realises.

9. Buy him a lovely set of hair bobbles.

10. Set his alarm four hours earlier.

Ki-Adi-Mundi

1. Buy him a hat.

2. Ask him for his measurements.

3. Steal his seat on the council.

4. Use his lightsaber as a bug zapper.

5. Glue a television ariel to his head.

6. When he's sleeping draw another face on his forehead. (A point for every hour he doesn't notice)

7. Even better, buy him a top hat.

8. Buy him 'The Coneheads' on DVD.

9. Deliberately make all the doors he has to walk through lower so he has to duck.

10. Tell him not to lose his head.

11. Buy him a wig.

12. Call him 'Frankenstein'.

13. Wrap a turban around his head.

14. Ask him if headaches for him are worse.

Yoda

1. Build a cat-flap into your door and say its for him.

2. Measure him for no reason.

3. Insist that you piggy-back him everywhere.

4. When he's leaping around, hold out a flaming hoop.

5. When he's meditating put a cardboard box over him and see if he realises.

6. Nominate him to go buy food for the council.

7. Replace his chair with a beanbag.

8. Yawn loudly whenever he begins to speak.

9. See if his legs are showing on his drivers license.

10. Tell him you were about to make a joke about his height but you ran short.

11. Play catch with him.

12. When he goes 'hmmm' go 'hmmm' back, but louder and weirder.

13. Tell a random jedi that Yoda secretly fancies them.

14. Ask him if he's ever looked up someones nose.