Disclaimer: All characters in this story belong to Nintendo.

Waluigi was just sitting at home, watching TV, and being his usual lazy self. Suddenly he began to hear Wario waddle into the room, preparing himself to endure more of his hi-jinks. Wario moved in front of the TV, pacing back and forth while angrily looking over a pile of papers.

"Hey!" Waluigi yelled. "Get out of the way, you're a blocking the TV!"

"Shut up and listen for a sec." Wario told him. "We got some stupid bills here, and it's saying that if we don't pay them, the power's gonna be all shut down! This doesn't make any sense; I already regretfully gave up some of my treasure to pay for it!"

"If you paid it, then why are they still bugging us?"

"I think I see why now, it says here that the amount increases more by how many Mushroom Kingdom citizens are living in the house. What could of idiotic association is that?" Suddenly Wario realized something that he hadn't thought about before.

"Uh, Waluigi?"

"Yeah, what's up?" he replied, half paying attention to the TV.

"What have you been doing while I'm off treasure hunting and selling microgames?"

"Uh, pretty much what you're a seeing right now. Except when I'm with you, messin' with those goody-goody Mario Bros."

"Uh-huh, and while you're a just sitting around doing nothing, I'ma the one that's keeping this house powered."

"So? That's the way it's gone for years."

Wario turned off the TV without any warning.

"That's changing now. You're on your own."

"What the heck are you talking about?"

"I'm not giving up more of my treasure just to let you stay here. See ya, Waluigi."

"You can't do this Wario! I'm your brother, your teammate, your other-half!"

"I'd like you to stay, but you know I gotta have my treasure! You need to get a job or something."

"Can't I just go treasure hunting with you?"

"You know you're too clumsy. Sorry, but I can only see you messing me up."

"What about Warioware Inc.?"

"That doesn't even make sense, I'd be your boss, and we wouldn't be making any extra money together. Besides, my company's already pretty full. Just go into town and get a job, it's not going to kill you."

"Fine whatever, I'll get a dang job. Thanks a lot for kicking me out by the way."

"Oh shut up."

Waluigi stumbled out of the house and regretfully made his way into Toad Town, hoping he could find something to do before he'd end up homeless. He tried asking several of the Toads there if he could work for them, but they misjudged him as a beggar, and then threw insults like "creep", "menace", "dirtbag", and "loser." That didn't help at all. Just as Waluigi was about to head back home and tell Wario he failed, he noticed a dark alley that he didn't remember when he ever went to Toad Town. Suddenly, he saw a flyer. He sprinted over to it, regaining the little confidence he had left. It turned out to be a flyer from Bowser, the Koopa King himself. Waluigi quickly looked it over. "Help Wanted Chumps!" It said. "It's me, Bowser, and believe it or not, I'm looking for a new recruitment to perform a solo mission that will then let me continue being the greatest villain ever. Oh yeah, it pays well too! If you've ever wanted to be a villain, or more villainous than usual, head on over to my castle for the full details!" Waluigi practically leaped in the air out of excitement. It would be great to do a job for someone who hated the Mario Bros. as much as he did. Grabbing the flyer, Waluigi quickly turned around and sprinted the opposite direction towards Bowser's Castle.