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_Equeststria_

Ponyville has since prospered after Deadpool's departure. While his Apple Moonshine was never distributed beyond Ponyville, others have attempted to duplicate the recipe. Equestrians now have the option to obtain various fruit based alcoholic beverages. Unfortunately Princess Celestia and Luna enforced strict prohibition laws. Food was being used to make booze instead of feeding the towns-ponies. This however did not stop Pinkie Pie from venturing into this field herself. When she got back from Ooo, Pinkie Pie needed an outlet to vent. A friend died right in front of her, inevitable, but it was too early for her. She took the initiative and opened a side business with Mr. and Mrs. Cake. Cupcake Corner would be open 5am to 5pm…8pm to …whenever were the hours for Ponyville's first ever Dessert Bar, ironically called, Pluie Chocolat . Translation: "Chocolate Rain." But that's not where the story continues.

_Canterlot_

Deadpool: " See, what I tell ya?" Death had the better aim he thought, Raven and Deadpool stepped through the portal overlooking what she thought was a "Magical Kingdom of Pretty Pretty Pegasus."

Raven: " This….had better not be a green screen."

A tear caressed her pale face. The harsh and judgmental tones reality gives her on a daily basis only enabled isolation and being socially inept. Was this real, this glorious world she could only envy regardless of its fictitious background? Heh, who was Deadpool to judge fictional characters?

Deadpool:" It's not the show you're thinking of, it's better. This is Equestria. Filled with Dragons and Ponies , and Unicorns."

*OH MY!*

( Nailed it)

Raven breathed in deeply, silently wishing this wasn't a joke, and took her first step in Equestria. As her body passed through the portal, she found herself on all fours. Grey skin was lined with fur, hooves for feet, a lunar black mane parted on the side, completed with a leotard, cape, and surprising enough, a horn. Raven transformed into a Unicorn once she stepped through the portal Death made. Deadpool followed, reverted back to his Earth pony body, except his Survey Corp Cadet uniform contoured to his new shape. He looked rather dapper.

Deadpool: " Eeyup, Canterlot. Where the rich can punch each other in the C* K after powdering their noses and f^#k each other with a douche while wearing Polo shirts at Pretensions C#$T Camp."

*TEEN RATING? YOU AGAIN?!*

Raven: " I love it…..*sniff* and you said after I help you, I stay here for a while?"

Deadpool: " Totes! You don't even have to make a deal with me like Eris, but first," his new hooves started clopping on a path leading to Princess Celestia's Castle. " I have some unfinished business."

_Princess Celestia's Castle: Throne Room_

Princess Celestia's: " Beg your pardon, who's at the gate."

Prrincess Twilight: " Wade slash Deadpool slash TROUBLE!" She pleaded with the princess not to let him in.

Prnicess Celestia:" Hmm, Spike!" She summoned the young drake.

Spike: " Yes you're majesty? " He bowed and performed a curtsy.

Princess Celestia: " Allow our guests inside, and have Shining Armor escort them here."

Spike:" Yes…wait what? You want to role out the red carpet for that guy?" he made references to his antics , and the hot sauce incident.

Princess Celestia: " Spike," she said , very disappointed.

Princess Twilight: "Spike *sigh*," She rolled her eyes." As much as I may disagree with his methodology, he has been given Princess Celestia's blessing and we shouldn't be so quick to judge."

Rarity:" Ummm, excuse me, so sorry to interrupt, but I couldn't help overhearing," she hid the cup she used to hear through the gates away." Is Wade coming for a visit?"

Spike: " Or hiding from me." Spike puffed out his chest, asserting his male prowess to Rarity.

Rarity: " *chuckle* Don't be silly Spike."

Spike:" …Ah crud." Epic fail."

SLAM

Deadpool: " YOU!" he sure as hell knew how to use his hoofs, he pointed Princess Celestia and trotting over to the group.

Princess Celestia: " Welcome back Wade, it's truly good to see you again."

Deadpool: " Can it LUCY, Cause you got some esplainin," Only true TV buffs will get that one.

Raven: " Umm." Raven couldn't say anything, she was in a real Pony Princess Castle. Something she would never talk about with anyone else. Suddenly, things got better.

Apple Jack:" S'much for spoilin the surprise. Howdy Deadpool." She walked passed Raven, with a few others as well.

Applebloom:" Hey'yall." She ran to catch up with her older sister.

Fluttershy:" Umm, hello Mr. Wilson, it's good to see you….especially without the pointy, sharp, dangerous, objects."

Rainbow Dash:" Their called weapons Fluttershy." She corrected her

Fluttershy:" Oh I know, I just don't like that word, so I choose not to say it." Correction, that wasn't a correction.

Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle:" OUT OF THE WAY." They zoomed right passed Raven on Scootaloo's scooter.

Raven:" What is wrong with this picture?" She asked herself. " Do they know who him, what he's capable of, the wired stuff he does with a chimichangas."

Princess Luna:" *chuckle* I'm afraid so my little pony." Luna caught Raven talking with herself when she entered the throne room.

Raven:" Are…Are you a princess too?"

Princess Luna:" Of course, does this disturb you?"

Raven:" NO NONONNO," her hands signaled that she got it all wrong," I've just….I pictured what I might look like as a pony…and you look exactly like I imagined."

Princess Luna:" Oh my, well I'm glad I could be of some inspiration, I take it you're a friend of Deadpool?"

Raven:" From a different world yes, friend no, but how did he get all of those girls to be his friends."

Princess Luna:" Heh, I'm sure he wonders the exact conundrum. However, the Unicorn with the violet hair."

Raven:"…ok." She focused on Rarity.

Princess Luna: " She was nearly engulfed in dragon fire if not for Deadpool's heroism. He shielded her, and withstood the searing pain for an entire breath. His gift kept him alive, enduring that much pain, but I've known ponies who would rather perish than to see their friends hurt. Deadpool however protected one individual, of the very world he was to envelop into chaos." She was right, the past should stay in the past. It's like reading a story you know will bum you out, but you can choose to read something that you enjoy." Watch carefully, something tells me his antics should be quite entertaining with a full audience."

Raven: " Aren't you worried about the other princess?"

Princess Luna:" HAHA, my dear, I can assure," she wiped a laughter induced tear," My sister can tolerate whatever Deadpool has planned."

Rarity:" Ohmygosh , it'shim." She ducked behind Twilights wing.

Princess Twilight: " What is wrong with you? You're acting the same way you did with Trenderhoof."

Rarity: "Who Darling?," Looking back at Deadpool." He has a uniform…TWILIGHT, Colt in Uniform," She whispered.

Princess Twilight:" Fantastic," She forced out half assed enthusiasm, something distracted her. " Umm Rarity…that uniform?"

Rarity: " What about it dear? I mean it's a bit rustic , but…..oh my!"

Deadpool:" Is this some kind of Pony Karma thing….," He struggled to get out of his cadet uniform, realizing he never learned this part the last time he was here."

Princess Celestia: " I'm not sure I DING Ohh," She curled her lips slightly," I think I understand."

Deadpool: " Oh you firkin KNOW IT WOMEN, WHOO!" He fell back trying to get out of his buckled and khakis. " Riddle me this Princess, what did I do…." He finally got them off, and present his Cutie Marks to everyone, not knowing everyone was in complete shock.

Princess Celestia:" HAmf," She covered her mouth before a laughed escaped."

Applebloom:" WHOA NELLY!"

Sweetie Belle:" OH COME ON! He didn't want them and got TWO!"

Scootaloo:" What kind of tradeoff is that?!"

Deadpool: " EXPLAIN THESE, I specifically remember not asking for a tramp stamp, and even if I did I wouldn't want two….and even if I did want two, WHAT THE F)*#K, Comedy and Tragedy Masks! DO I LOOK LIKE SOME SORT OF DRAMA QUEEN," Imagine a camera focusing on his face," THIS IS THE ….WORST …..THING….EVER!" Everypony couldn't help themselves, and laughed loud enough for the Castle inhabitants to hear.

_ Pluie À Chocolat. Later that night_

Rainbow Dash: " HAHAHA! Just when you think life couldn't get better," She said while sipping her Rainbow mudslide. Everpony was sitting in a corner booth where they had the perfect view of the dance floor, the DJ, and Pinkie Pie showing off her Mixology skills.

Apple Jack: " Hehe, Ya'll gotta admit it's dead on." She sipped her Appletini ( SHOCKER! :P) before adjusting her seat.

Fluttershy:" Actually, I think it's kind of flattering. You do tend to express….well frankly every emotion at once, I mean I could be wrong." She retreated further in her seat, taking her Peppermint Hurricane beverage with her.

Deadpool:" Nope, you hit the nail on the head Fluttershy."

Flutttershy:" Oh No!"

Deadpool:" NOT LITERALLY…although I've had the pleasure and it's still in there." He knocked on his skull, drinking what appeared to be…a protein shake….

Princess Twilight: " I…for one…*hiccup* think it's awesome *Hiccup* ….you are so lucky….I could never be so bold as to yell at the princess *Hiccup*"

Rarity: " Twilight, I must say you're tolerance is nonexistent," Rarity tried to snap Twilight out of her stupor.

Princess Twilight:" Come on, I only had…..This many," She counted her one hoof.

Rarity:" Oh dear," She took a sip of Twilights drink," There's no alcohol in this!"

Deadpool:" HAH, BOOYA! I knew she was an egg head. She made herself drunk with her mind!"

Raven was astonished. To her, Deadpool was a perverted loose cannon with a hair trigger and no remorse. Yet here he was having drinks with a group of friends that know his history. They accept him, could she have gotten him wrong.

Pinkie Pie:" MR. WILSON!" She dove across their table to give Deadpool a hug. " I'm so glad you came to my party, this is the grand opening of my first business venture, it's totally awesome!"

Deadpool: " Hate to burst your balloon Pinkie, but I need you help again."

Pinkie Pie: " Why, did you order the sweetest thing on the menu." She was getting used to flirting.

Deadpool: " I'll explain on the way."

Pinkie Pie: " OOH, but you have to stay for the main event!"

Deadpool:" The what?"

Vinyl Scratch: " LADIES GENTLECOLTS, AND HATERS OF ALL AGES, ALL LOW SELF ESTEEM FILLIES EXIT THE STAGE EXPEDITIOUSLY IF NOT SOONER! GIVE IT UP, FOR MY HOME BOY, THE CRIMSON COMEDIAN, DEADPOOL!" she yelled in her microphone, attached to what looked like a Disc Jockeys wet dream. Turn tables, keyboards, and huge speakers.

Everypony: "CHEERS!"

Pinkie Pie:" You don't have if you want to leave early….huh?" He was already high hoofing Vinyl Scratch and headed toward the middle of the small stage Pinkie Pie had installed, for karaoke, music, and in this instance Open Mic Night at the Pluie À Chocolat.

Background music

Everyday I'm hustlin'

Everyday I'm hustlin'

Everyday I'm hustlin'

Everyday I'm hustlin'

Everyday I'm hustlin'

CHEERS

Deadpool: "WOOH, Alright cut the music. WHAT'S UP PONYVILLE!"

CHEERS

Deadpool:" Heh, Vinyl that is my theme music right there. Every time I wake up and I'm fittin to be pissed off, Vinyl ,play the song for no reason again." Deadpool pretended to sleep on the stage floor, then woke up when the music started.

Background Music

Everyday I'm hustlin'

Everyday I'm hustlin'

Everyday I'm hustlin'

Everyday I'm hustlin'

Everyday I'm hustlin'

CHEERS AND LAUGHS

Deadpool:" BOOYA! Turn it DJ and don't play it again audience laugh That is the national anthem of pimps right there, even if your job don't require hustling, like if you worked as Twilights librarian ,forgetting her collection keeps getting bigger, till you can't even find the light switch. Just put that song on!." While the music was playing , he pretended to grab a bunch of books, tossing them in the proper place on the shelf.

Background Music

Everyday I'm hustlin'

Everyday I'm hustlin'

Everyday I'm hustlin'

Everyday I'm hustlin'

Everyday I'm hustlin'

CHEERS AND CLAPPING

Deadpool:" HAHA! Stop playin the song Vinyl *Chuckle* I said *chuckle. I'm just sayin, fellas where you?"

WOOT WOOT

Deadpool:" Listen to me careful, if things aren't working right with your filly. I know it can be struggleLaughter She sets you up to fail.

Deadpool used his random female voice, although it sounded like Twilight.

Deadpool (Female voice): " DOES THIS DRESS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?laughter and cheer You can tell me I swear I won't get

Deadpool:" It's like , B (CH I ALREADY SEEN YOU NAKED, STOP BLAMING IT ON THE DRESS!.Laughter. That's not even the worse thing you could say, the worst would be 'Let me back up so I can take it all in."

Hoof stomp cheers

Deadpool:" I'm just saying, stop F #ing her to slow songs, put a song on that will piss you off. Laughter She won't even be able to walk the next day." There was a stool set up in front of the Microphone. Deadpool grabbed it when the music started dry humping the hell out of it.

WOOO CHEERS AND LAUGHTER

Deadpool:" BOOYAKASHA! Vinyl I asked you not to *chuckle* not to play the song again didn't I." He chuckled a bit when he was messing with Vinyl Scratch.

CHEERS

Deadpool:" I'm just saying, if you worked at Donut Joe's Laughter, and it was 2am with nobody in the place. Put this song on." He pretended to make donuts. He started doing dance moves when he pretended to roll out the dough, dunk them in oil, and even moon walking and adding sprinkles at the same time.

Background Music

Everyday I'm hustlin'

Everyday I'm hustlin'

Everyday I'm hustlin'

Everyday I'm hustlin'

Everyday I'm hustlin'

Cheers, hoove stomping