My name is Isabella Swan. You all know the story about me getting left in the woods by Edward, or as I like to call him the Sparkling Unicorn. Well I didn't go to save him from exposing The Sparkly's.
Alice had to show him a vision. when all this was going on I was staying at my uncle's house. They are vamps but not Sparkly Unicorn's. I would never tell Stefan but Damon's my favourite. If he knew he would more then likely start to cry, then me and Damon would end up on the floor laughing our butts off. Then Stefan would ask if we were finished and we would carry on laughing.

Once I got there I heard a big crash. I ran inside and I felt drawn to the man who had uncle Damon under him with a stake in his hand.
"STOP IT! GET THE HELL OFF OF MY UNCLE DAMON YOU IDIOT!" I shouted at him.
"Bella get out! Just leave me and Stef-Stef to handle it ok?!"
"SHUT UP DAM-DAM!" I said calling him the nickname that really REALLY gets on his nerves. The next second the guy was off of Damon and had me against the wall.
"Mine." that was all he said. But for once I did not loose my temper. I just nodded.
"LEAVE MY GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT NEICE ALONE!" Damon shouted. Then the guy started to growl.

"SHUT UP OR I'LL RIP YOUR HEART OUT!" he said or shouted.

"NO DO NOT TOUCH MY FAVOURITE PERSON IN MY FAMILY!"
"Thanks Damon. Does that mean you like me more than Stefan?" I asked quite happy at the moment.
"Yeah. Who would prefer Bunny But over you?" he asked.
"A lot of people actually." I answered.
"Like who?"he asked as if it was impossible

"Firstly, Elena the doppleganger. She thought i was one of your play things and to say she was jealous would be the understatement of the year." i answered thinking back to when she saw me in a towel after i had a shower in the most EPIC bathroom of all time!

"excuse me have you forgotten the bad guy who could kill you in 10 second?!" wow he really doesn't like being ignored.

"exactly, if you wanted to kill us then you would have already done so as we have been here talking for... 3 minutes." I answered after looking at my watch.

"Yeah, Niklaus. Wouldn't you have killed us already if you wanted to kill us?" Uggg what is it with uncle Damon and his cockiness! After he said that Niklaus had Uncle Damon by the neck.

"Don't get all cocky with me because if you remember i could simply bite you and not give you the cure." No one threatens my favorite uncle( don't tell Stef Stef that though)

"Get off of my Uncle you big bully. I mean no one likes his cockiness but still, NO ONE and i mean NO ONE hurts him got that Alpha Prince Mutt!" i yelled at the 1000 year old hybrid.

He turned around and then he...

He turned around and RAN OFF! Coward!
"You know Uncle Damon you are an absolute Dumbass? Because if you don't then I think you need to search in that pea size brain of yours and figure it out."
Weirdly enough I was being truly honest about every word. For a Vampire he is not very bright.
"HEY that is TOTALY true about me!"
Whilst that was going on I felt a bit sad that the Prince Hybrid Mutt was gone. After I said that in my head I fell to the floor laughing my ass off.
"What got you so happy?" Dam Dam asked.
"Just called the hybrid a Prince Hybrid Mutt in my head."
Then we both started laughing, again.
"I can't believe you actually called him that! And you are still walking on this earth. You really need to watch that mouth of yours."
"Take your own advice Dam Dam it might just save your life one day."
Lets just say that Damon pouting is NOT a good look. I, being me, voiced my oh so funny thoughts. It ended with me and Uncle Damon covered in any food we could get our hands on.
After we called it a truce Stef Stef came in with the dopplebitch.
"Heeeeey Stef Stef. Hey dopplebitch."
I am just too funny.
"Bells, since you are my favourite niece I will let you off. THIS TIME!"
And Damon being the GRASS he is went and told Stefanie about how I told Klaus Damon was my favourite uncle. They ended up fighting. Best thing is Stef Stef WON. I hope he remembers this and never forgets because this very well might be the last time he beats Damily in a fight.
"Ok well I shall be going to my bed room to sleep off this wacky day."
Half way up the stairs I shouted over my shoulder.
"Never a boring day in Mystic Falls."
As soon as I got in bed I fell into a dreamless sleep and LOVED it.