Notes: If after three years you don't realize I don't own the Hunger Games and Suzanne Collins does, I don't know what to tell you.

"As Finn and I were driving to my house, I was entranced by the beautiful sights we passed in my hometown, I said." Peeta said.

"Peeta, who are you talking to?"

"Peeta, who are you talking to? Finnick said." Peeta said.

Wait, what?! You trying to take my job, Mellark?

"As the narrator berated me for stealing his job (which I did because he was nowhere to be found last chapter), I saw my home. It is a two story home with four windows on the front of the house, each 48x96. The house was freshly painted with a Robin's egg blue with the borders painted a bright orange because my dad thought bright orange was my favorite color. Adults am I right? I said." He's losing it Peeta said.

"As I look at Finnick with his Crystal Pepsi in a coaster, he's wearing a hot pink shirt that he said some girl named Panini…"

"Annie, Peeta. Her name is Annie." Finnick said.

"Annie, Peeta. Her name is Annie. Finnick said. Also that truck ran the red li..." Peeta said.

Well, I guess that's what I get for distracting Finn. Shortly after that conversation with Finnick where he was confused on why I was narrating on my life, he crashed his car into a tree. I've now been in a coma for a year now, and all I've had for company is this damn narrator.

"I believe you mean former narrator. You took my job in that chapter sneak preview a year ago that you never finished." The former narrator said.

Wait….since everyone nowadays is too lazy to come up with better nicknames; from now on your name is Forna.

"That's a god awful nickname! WTF, Peeta." Forna said.

Heh, it sounds like fornication. Now I really want this name to stick.

"Why?! Why was I made the narrator for this fool? What have I…..What have I….What have I done to deserve this?"

Sorry. Quoting old Pet Shop Boys songs aren't going to save you now! Oh, I forgot to mention something; apparently my heart was badly damaged (I almost said madly….lol) in the crash and now even if I wake up, I'll have to stay plugged into this machine until I get a new one.

Oh speak of the devil some guy named just lost his head to a mutant dragon….the rest of his body is ok though, so who's getting a new heart….this guy!

Oh, and it's not who you think. It's some dude named….Cinnick. Yeah….cause he's cynical. Hold the metaphorical phone!

I have magical time rewind powers! Why the hell didn't I just go back to the time before the accident and not distract Finn. I really am a moron. Though some would say that explains why I like Katniss.

Ba-zing….I just insulted myself and the girl I love. This isolation is driving me crazy. Also making me into a bit of an asshole. Guess it'll be time to wake up soon. Now if I can only get my writer to continue working on the Eter..

(If you ever want to wake up Peeta, I would not finish that thought. Actually, never mind. You'll wake up when I'm done with Kingdom Hearts II. So see you in a week, month or never.)

I really need to stop annoying the writer here. Oh well, back to a coma until I get my new heart. Toodles.

End of Chapter Notes: So I was going through my computer and saw that I had a chapter that I had written and never published. If anyone is interested in seeing more chapters after all this time let me know!

Possible next chapter: Come back to life, Young Mellark!