This is it! The Epilogue, the closing short chapter that ties the story into its full conclusion, the last step a Five-years-long trip me and you all made together, and I cannot fully express how happy I am that you all came with me. ^_^

Thank you, my beloved friends and 'Fans'.

I will probably write the Breath of the Wild crossover, only, it won't be as 'comedic' as this was, I wish to try something more Serious, but not Drama, have no fear, I am still not ready to thread that path.

" You bastard" - demon talking / jutsu

"Let's finish this" - dialogue

" Can it get any worse? " - during flashback/ Thoughts

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or anything else I will use nor I make a profit out of this, I am writing just for the pleasure of doing it.

Epilogue: A short slice of normal, Peaceful Life .

Snowpeak Mountain Area – Highest peak - not too far from Yeto and Yeta's house – Five years after the defeat of Ganondorf -

It was amazing how much one could accomplish with the help of the Zora and Gorons working in tandem with the best craftsmen Hyrule Castle Town had to offer, especially if backed-up with a simply ludicrous number of Shadow Clones forming an army on their own to act as work force.

The rock people had been extraordinary since they had literally carved an entire castle out of one of the mountains by turning its sheer rock into the fortress' main body, and using the amazing source of ore they found mid-way to further decorate/upgrade the structure as they built while the Zora (A bit more Artsy when it came to both decorations and furniture) took care of the finer details, and Midna was ecstatic to have entire wings she could fill with art pieces she herself carved and painted.

The place thus looked sturdy and unbreachable from the outside, but once passed the outer ring of walls covering the front of the fortress, the whole place gained a more majestic, elegant appearance once entered the inner gardens decorated by hundreds of ice sculptures and pools of natural warm water, again courtesy of the Zora that found and moved part of an underground vein of thermal water they found during construction so that it would briefly surface on ground level to form several hot-springs for the guests and Royal Family in a more isolated area, along giving warm water to the palace itself! Really, Zora plumbing was the best around!

And even if the giant walls on the front and an entire mountain of hard rock covering the back made sure no half-assed attempt would be made to attack it, in the end the castle was merely there as common ground between the lands of Hyrule and the ones of the Twilight Realm, a Guest House of sort since the Real Royal Castle was still the one in the Twilight Realm.

That never changed, in fact, the Throne Room of the Castle in the Hyrule side of the Mirror of Twilight was just an enormous room with the farthest wall from the entrance holding in its middle the giant slab of black rock acting as entrance to the Palace proper, the very Mirror activating it had been instead long moved inside the Twilight Realm, so that in case of dire emergency Midna could collect everybody in the Castle Staff and take refuge inside the Twilight Realm and seal the passage until help arrived…

Although she KNEW that Moron of her beloved husband (and King) would need to be dragged through that same Portal screaming and kicking so to stop him from staying behind and protect his precious people...Goddesses, she loved him to the point of it being unhealthy, but he could still drive her mad!

"Almost done with the construction, only the final touches remain." Yodogimi, tail flicking left and right in happiness, declared giddily.

"Good to know." Naruto answered, unsure.

"What's wrong?" Midna asked, watching him look at the various squads of experts of mixed races finishing the building in record time.

"I don't know if I can be considered 'King Material', you know?" he said, looking extremely worried.

"Tee-eeh-ehh! How sad! My wittle hubby has performance issues? It was your idea to remain here and finally connect the Twilight Realm to the World of Light! You can't chicken out now!" the Twilight Princess answered with an amused laugh, turning into her Imp form so to be held in his arms.

"I am being serious, Midna." he answered, albeit with a tiny smile on his face.

"I have been teaching you day and night what you need to know, Zelda even keeps giving you lessons about politics, etiquette, management, logistics, strategy and everything else you may need to know to help me rule the Twilight Kingdom...and I know you have what it takes." She answered proudly, snuggling closer to his chest.

"I know some tricks myself to teach you, I wish to remind you that I was sealed inside the wives of TWO Hokages, and Mito was pretty much 'The man behind the man' with Hashirama, there were times where if not for her, the First Hokage would have been WAY over his head in leading a Village. You'll do fine! For fuck sake, you have the Gorons indebted with you so deeply that they managed to push their chief's Daughter towards you in a Political Marriage!"

"And the Zora Prince simply loves you too." Ilia added, looking around the frozen lands in great interest since she hardly ever left Ordon Village before.

"See? The Twilight Realm is on friendly terms with Zelda, Ralis and Mineh, and that means that pretty much three-fourths of Hyrule are your allies...Then there is you being...Well...YOU." Yodogimi added.

"What do you mean?" the blond asked, confused.

"You make friends with damn near everybody." Midna answered in a deadpan while returning to her true form.

"I don't!"

"You do, you do." the three women the young man loved with all his heart answered as one, making him frown in a childish way, thing that elicited a long laugh from them.

"It does also help that Din herself has the hots for you! A Goddess' blessing goes a long way to make a kingdom prosperous." Midna said, smirking.

"She clearly does not!"

"She does."

"Prove it."

"Last night she was in the room with us." the Twilight Princess answered, annoyed.

"She was?" he asked back.

"You were blindfolded and handcuffed to the bed, you could not notice it was not Ilia taking her turn." she answered, growling.

"Oh..." the blond replied, mollified.

"I knew it was a bad idea to use the blindfold..." Yodogimi muttered in scorn.

"She forced us all to watch in silence...It was horrible..." Ilia commented with burning eyes.

"Weeell...I got word from Agitha, she just finished packing and will join us here tomorrow." Naruto said, trying desperately to switch subject.

"She'll come here with the bugs too?" Midna asked in dread.

"Hey! it's her kingdom! You can't ask her to abandon it!" he replied.

"FINE! She can have one of the rooms in the back to rebuild her kingdom of giant, shiny bugs." Midna answered, huffing annoyed.

"A big one."

"A big one." she conceded, rolling her eyes and shaking her head.

"I'll make it up to you." Naruto promised.

"How? Let's hear!"

"…." What he whispered in her ear could not be clearly heard, but the widening of Midna's eyes was still very telling.

"Deal!" the woman conceded immediately.

"Goddamnit, how can a woman with her head perennially stuck in her privates have been a Princess?" Yodogimi wondered in disbelief.

"Aaah, yes! Because you instead are the epitome of virtue, Lady Yodogimi." Link said with a smirk.

"Oh, do shut up! Why you even decided to stick around!?"

"Because I love it here, there is never a moment of boredom with you all. I can now easily come and go as I please to spend time with both my family here and the one in the Otherworld thanks to the Goddesses, so that too is not an issue."

"Tch! That is why I hate dogs..." the Biju woman muttered with a frown.

Meanwhile – Hyrule Castle Town – Telma's bar -

"Good evening! The usual?" Jiraiya asked from behind the counter of the pub while cleaning a glass.

"Yep! Also, letter for you!" the postman answered while handing him a letter.

"Who's the sender?"

"Tsunade, I thought she simply stopped writing."

"Oh...Wow...She finally wrote me a new one? She took her sweet time for this one!"

"Go see what she wants, I'll take care of things here, honey." Telma answered while coming out from the back.

"'Kay!" the former Toad Sage said with a wink.

"I can't believe you two married..." the postman said in wonder.

"Hey! Love knows no age." the old man answered, sticking out his tongue like the adult he was.

Once exited from the pub, he sat on a near wall and unfolded the letter...

Dear Jiraiya,

While I do not condemn you for finding a different path I shall never stop saying that it is unfair that YOU between the two of us got to retire first! Even my Youth Illusion is starting to find hard to hide the white hair this job is giving me!

Jokes aside, I never cursed Naruto for escaping a fate such as one of a living weapon, since we both know that it would only take an Hokage with ideals just slightly similar to Danzo to put the peaceful life we would have promised to Naruto in jeopardy, and that would have put the Village itself at risk because he would have not gone down without a fight.

In each one of your letters you talked about a life of peace, in a land with maybe a tenth of our troubles if not even less, a place where one such as you and Naruto, people that only knew fights and hardship, had been given the chance of building a life of normalcy from next to nothing, away from struggles of power and with the biggest threat being on the level of the common thugs we usually merely dispatch Chunin for…To be honest I envy the two of you.

So how's the life of a simple Pub owner treating you? I bet you still keep writing that sorry excuse of a book, isn't it? Does the people in charge in Hyrule too accept your poor excuse of 'It's Porn with good Plot' to justify its lewd content? I hope that Princess you talked about will be lenient in her punishment, my dear pervert of a best friend!

In your last letter you said that Naruto is no longer farmer but is getting into politics, to be honest that does not surprise me, he always had a great future ahead of him so I am not as shocked as one would expect, even if he went for the Prince title instead of Hokage.

I can only hope nobody will come bother the two of you, you two deserve it.

Things here in Konoha are hectic as always, even if now that the Tailed Beasts are gone, with the Eight Tailed one being just a powerless spirit living in Kumo, the status quo of power had suffered a little, but after five long years we have finally found some form of balance again, even if between me and you, I know that soon some other Power-hungry moron will pop-up.

I mean, there was this guy just last week that tried to kidnap the Hyuga heiress and said he was from the Moon! Well, long story short, thanks to Sasuke, me, Sakura, Hiashi, Hinata herself and Gaara that was visiting us during the attack, the guy's head now is surveying Hiashi's office from the plaque it has been mounted on.

I also heard Gaara and Hinata are dating now, you should see them, the girl made it a point to make him crack a smile whenever she can, she seems happy even if we know WHO will always be number one in her heart...And somehow Gaara seems to be happy to be second only to Naruto...That boy still creeps me out even after years I have known him.

Kakashi is almost ready to take my place, and after him, maybe Shino will be the next Hokage, because for some reason everybody else refuses the job, especially Sasuke that actually threatened to go Missing-Nin again if we dare even put him anywhere near the 'Top 1 Billion' list of possible candidates, he doesn't want the title and promised pain and misery to whoever tried forcing him.

Any idea? Without a 'Sucker' like Naruto willingly getting trapped behind that desk we are open to suggestion.

Hyrule must be a very damn good place if it seduced the two worst case of knuckle-headness I ever met into ditching us for greener pastures, I also want to meet my grandkids in real life! They must have grown-up even more since the last letter he sent me! I want them to call me granny and hug me! :(

With love (and seething, burning envy),

Tsunade Senju.

"Well, she seems happy at least." the Toad Sage commented with an amused chuckle.

"Oh! There is a Ps!...Good God it takes forever to deliver a letter to Hyrule?" he red aloud, unsure.

"Yeah, I sent it before coming here and I actually reached shore before the letter, I even could intercept it mid-way and add that small thing at the end before it could reach you!"

"I know! Coming here by ship is a pain in the..." Jiraiya started answering the voice behind him before his eyes bulged-out and he SLOWLY turned around...

"Boop!" to meet the eyes of his old friend that immediately booped him on the nose with a knowing smirk.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" screaming like only a "manly" four-year-old girl could, Jiraiya jumped away from the laughing woman.

"Hahahahaha! Naruto was right! This is hysterical!" Tsunade declared while holding her stomach in agony from the strength of her laughter.

"TSUNADE!" Jiraiya yelled.

"Y-Yes?" she asked, still with troubled breathing from her laughs.

"You are here!" he said, pointing at her with an accusing finger.

"Yep! Been here for a week already."

"And Naruto knows about this?!"

"Yep! Scaring you was his idea." she answered, still smirking.

"What about Konoha?"

"Kakashi will do just fine, give him some credit, Shizune insisted in remaining by his side, so I thought about not coming between two lovebirds and left her there to help him." she answered, winking.

"And you..."

"I have just opened a small clinic in Kakariko Village, the place is once again flourishing and they needed a medic. It's hard work, but also HONEST work. And it gives me a lot of satisfaction." the woman answered, proudly.

"What about your little gambling problem?" Jiraiya asked smirking.

"...Yeah, Naruto alerted Renado of that, so he is on me like a hawk...Only games between friends with no money involved..." she answered, her expression turning sour.

"You still got to play at least."

"But there is less thrill like that!" she said, whining.

"But also less debt collectors out for your blood." Jiraiya countered.

"...Touche."

"Have you seen the brats? His kids are growing-up nicely!"

"YES! They are sooo cute! If only they did not get temper and mean streak from their dad!" Tsunade answered.

"Bwahahaha! That's Uzumaki blood! You can't stop it!"

"Yeah."

"Well, Me and Telma are trying to get kids too, and since we are no longer two youngsters, we are also considering adopting."

"Oh! G-Good for you..."

"...Do you want me to help you find your prince charming?" Jiraiya offered.

"I was so used about you pining after me that I got a bit sloppy in romantic department." she admitted in shame.

"It's never too late! Come, I'll offer you a pint and you'll see that between me and Telma-hime we'll find you at least a dozen candidates! They do not know about your NUMEROUS flaws after all!"

"Ow, come on! I am not THAT bad!" Tsunade said in scandal, making him roar in laughter.

"Idiot." she grumbled, annoyed.

"What about your student, Sakura?"

"Oh, she'll be okay! She is a badass woman like me! I know she will be more occupied by finally having her boyfriend take his head out of his ass and finally marry her than looking for me! Last I heard about her before coming here, she was hunting the Last Uchiha all over the Elemental Countries as he kept escaping her."

"Bwahahahahaha! Oooh! Poor bastard!" Jiraiya admitted, highly amused by the image of a young man desperately running away from the prospect of getting married.

"You tap it, You marry it!" was a sacred rule of the Haruno Family, that is why Sakura never went all-the-way with Naruto! It was custom that the one that takes the virginity of a (willing) Haruno then MUST to marry the guy/gal, no excuses! But apparently nobody had ever alerted Sasuke of that little bit of Trivia.

At the same time – Death Mountain – deepest caves -

Since things in Hyrule were FINALLY back to normal, with the last vestiges of Zant and Ganondorf's passage having been fully erased and almost forgotten, life returned to its former, repetitive, dull glory everybody surprisingly welcomed back with open arms, even the Hylian and Goron working in the deepest, hottest, most inhospitable sections of the mines where Gorons kept extracting ore from, especially now since Darbus' transformation and bout of madness caused a cave-in that brought to light the biggest vein the guys had ever seen.

And in one of those new sections, working tirelessly and ALONE, a young new recruit was celebrating his first month as a miner by pickaxing a wall extra hard on the notes of his solitary humming.

"HOY! HOOOOY!" the man's boss, a tall Goron with spiky and thick eyebrows, called out from the entrance of his tunnel.

"Yes?"

"I have bad and good news, which one do you want first?" the Goron said.

"The bad one first, Gor-Gororon!" the young miner answered, never stopping his attack on the stone.

"Well, the bad news is that the high-ups accepted your request for the Graveyard Shift."

"WOOO-HOO!" the scream sounded way too happy for the Goron's ears, considering how LONG that shift was compared to normal ones.

"Really, I am starting to think you don't want to ever leave our mines, Susake." the rock man said, shocked.

"That's my business, do not concern yourself with that." the young man with black hair answered while moving a finger on his strange strangely plastic-looking brown mustache to dry his sweat away.

"You sure those mustache are-"

"THEY ARE NOT CHEAP FAKE MUSTACHES! IT'S JUST A GENETIC QUIRK!" 'Susake' answered with a screech.

"Hu-uh! Well, I am starting to believe this, especially since your brother decided to join you and work here." the Goron answered, making the young man's pickaxe stop mid-swing.

"My brother?" the human asked in confusion.

"Yeah, that is actually the Good News, your brother Sukara has just yesterday joined our team. Why you never told us you have a brother? Is it because he has pink hair?"

"Pink...Oh, no..." 'Susake' asked, blanching in abject horror.

"Well, he wanted to help you, so from now on you both will work in this section together, so please teach him the ropes, will yah?" the Goron said with a proud smile as a new worker, a feminine-looking young man with short pink hair tied n a ponytail and similar brown mustaches joined the scene.

"Hello, Susake..." the 'Young Man' hissed with a growl.

"Oh, God...How did you find me here? Not even the Dobe knows I am here…" the other whimpered in answer.

"Well, I would love to stay and chat, but we are way behind our schedule, so if you two have to talk, do it while picking rocks! See ya!" the Goron said with a happy smile before rolling away, soon leaving the two alone.

Really! His friend Susake must be really happy to work together with his brother! His sobs could be heard everywhere in the mines as he was clearly crying his eyes out in happiness!

At the same time – with Zelda -

Things were back to normal, the castle her ancestors had inhabited for centuries finally repaired and refurnished to the point nothing seemed to have happened, and she was once again hosting her bi-monthly session of prayer to the three Goddesses in the throne room, right under the sparkling-new giant statue depicting the three of them holding up the Triforce.

"Are you sure this is the proper way, your Highness?" a new initiated asked, unsure.

"Of course! Clothes would just get in the way, doing this naked shows that we fear not the eyes of the Goddesses as we do not need to hide anything from them." The Princess answered nonplussed.

"And the pillows?" another young girl asked.

"A long time ago it was done with whips and thorns, but it was then changed to pillows as such barbaric bloodshed sounds hardly as something our benevolent Goddesses would appreciate. Those pillows have been purified by prayers and other Holy Rituals by myself and other priests, so that by hitting each other with them we will still exorcise our sins without causing damages." Zelda answered with a straight face.

"Ooooh!" the girl answered in wonder.

"And the whipped cream?" a young boy asked.

"That is a little treat from myself to you, we all will lick it off from each other chest as a sign of trust and camaraderie." she answered.

"Awesome!"

Of course every single girl and boy present, all of them above the age of consent, knew that her excuses were utter bullshit...But hey! It was a 'naked pillow fight' with Princess Zelda they got to have every two months! They will play along! Everybody needed a way to unwind, and if their beloved Princess needed to spend an hour or two licking whipped cream off the tits and abs of willing twenty years old boys and girls, those hormonal perverts would gladly play along and keep the secret! Especially since they all got the occasion lick and suckle on her rocking chest!

Heck, a few Lucky Ones even got to spank/get spanked by her too!

"Good! They fell for it! Nobody must know of my bi-sexuality!" Zelda thought in relief, still oblivious somehow about her sexual preferences being widely known and yet completely ignored.

"Remember to giggle! I love it when...THE GODDESSES love it when you all giggle." she added, sounding utterly serious and dignified, somehow.

While this was happening – Zora Domain – classroom -

"And then you add big wheel of cheese, it adds punch to soup!" Yeto, wearing chef hat and apron, explained from behind a big cauldron to the huge mass of students of every race from all over Hyrule in front of him.

"But not too much, goat cheese has strong flavour and is hard to digest, just two slices per person are enough." Yeta added as she walked through the various rows of students to help them.

"Yes, teacher!" the assembled students of the by-now legendary 'Cook Good with Yeto and Yeta' cooking course answered as one.

"I am impressed, this cooking school is actually working quite well," Ralis admitted while watching the thing from a corner.

"Yeto was sure this could happen! Everybody likes good food, yes?" the giant creature answered smugly.

"True, my friend." the Zora Prince answered, laughing.

"Now that stock is ready, you need to clean Reekfish! So put on the silly masks and Yeto will teach you how to prepare fish for final touch!"

"Yes...T-Teacher." the students answered, looking in dread the sealed box holding the stinky fish inside.

"Huhuhu! Be strong! Great Chef has great stomach too!" Yeta encouraged them with a soft giggle.

In the meantime – Arbiter's Ground -

"Shad!" Ashei roared.

"Yes?" the scholar asked.

"Can you PLEASE drop that book for a second!?"

"I have almost done! Once finished deciphering this wall we can move to cleaning the next room!"

"Yeah but before that help us push back these skeletons!" the swordswoman bellowed in answer as while they were talking, she and several dozens soldiers were valiantly fighting back the horde of undead skeletons still roaming the place.

"Well, the Princess never said that turning this place into a monument about Hyrule's past would have been easy. We only need to collect some pieces for the new museum." Shad tried saying.

"Just shut-up, take a spear and help us!" Ashei barked back in answer.

"Yes!" the poor guy yelped in answer.

Hyrule Castle Town -

"Buy a lot! Buy Smart! Buy everything at Malo Mart!" an overly-enthusiastic man with thin mustaches declared with a flourish as he chanted the Shop's Motto as soon as the doors opened to let the huge crowd clamoring outside enter and finally buy what the place had to offer.

"Everything is going according to plan." the very young kid, Malo, said with a pleased tone from the sidelines.

"The third branch in the Zora domain is operative too, same going with the one in Kakariko. We are ruling the market." the kid's Goron assistant answered.

"Good, I knew I was right in starting this franchise." Malo concluded with a court nod, already watching the total income of the three shops surpass even their wildest projection with a wide margin, further consolidating Malo's image as the youngest businessman ever.

Naruto will keep commenting that a kid that young should not be THAT GOOD at being a cut-throat King of Business, but hey! He got an everlasting 40% discount on everything for his being a major share-order of 'Malo Inc'! He could look elsewhere if the kid kept that up AND the opulent gift baskets Malo sent him and Midna at every 'Goddesses Day' and did not overdo in his quest for Market supremacy.

(Pretty much the Hylian equivalent for Christmas).

Hidden Village between the mountains -

What was once a dilapidated, abandoned village was now a cheerful land as the houses had been rebuilt and filled back in life, all thanks to Naruto and Jiraiya that had spared no effort in making sure people would return to live there, especially the descendants of the ones that had abandoned it in the first place years ago.

"The Village...It's alive again..." Impaz muttered with watering eyes as she could finally see again her beloved home back to its former glory, and even if it was years since this had happened, every morning to her the Miracle happened again as it clearly was not just a dream.

"Thank you, o Benevolent Goddesses, for giving us another chance! Great is your Wisdom, your Courage and your Power! Now I can live the few years I have left with a lighter heart as our legacy will continue!" the old lady prayed with a joyous expression.

Her favourite blond and old man would also often come to visit her, to the point of becoming part of her family deep inside her heart, and her gratitude towards them was boundless for the gift they gave her, even Naruto's children had started calling her 'Granny' and that warmed her heart fiercely every time.

Peace was finally back in Hyrule, with the shadow of Evil slowly but surely fading away from memory, even if the various Heroes never truly forgot, just in case they were called back in action and save the land again...Even if they would prefer to just enjoy their retirement in peace.

And while this was happening, the Wheel of Fate kept turning and turning, slowly building-up the moment where the next Iteration will happen, only now with an added variation…

Thousands of years later – Neo-Hyrule – Farms -

"Liiink! Come out to play!" a young kid with golden blond hair called from under the window of a farmer house.

"I am coming, Naru!" another kid answered, donning a green cap and tunic before coming out of the same house.

"Are you still wearing those clothes?" the blond boy, Naru, asked.

"I won it at the fair, of course I am wearing it!" Link answered.

"Uh-hu! And the fact Princess Zelda personally gave them to you means nothing?"

"Nnoooo?" he answered lamely.

"You like her, do you?" the blond boy asked with a mischievous smile.

"What if I do? I thought you liked the daughter of the blacksmith!" Link said with a scrunched nose.

"Of course I prefer Midna! She is prettier than Zelda!" Naru answered immediately.

"Unlikely. And what about Yodogimi?"

"I like her too, I like both!"

"...I don't think you can like two girls..." Link said, unsure.

"Why not? We three like each other, what's wrong with that?"

"I dunno, grandpa says he will explain when I am older." Link answered.

"My dad says the same. But he also says that if we three are okay with this then there is no problem." the other answered with a helpless shrug.

"Adults are strange." Link admitted.

"Yeah, just a bit." Naru conceded.

"Let's go though! I want to see if we can sneak inside the castle again!" Link said while running ahead.

"To play tag with Zelda?"

"Of course! Hurry up!"

"WAIT FOR MEEEEE!"

Up in Heaven -

"So that is the new me? Eh! I am adorable!" Naruto said with a pleased expression.

"Yup! And we also keep being together, that's a relief!" Yodogimi added.

"And already setting-up our love Triangle! We sure work fast!" Midna said with an amused chuckle.

"A little present from yours truly! Never let it be said I am not magnanimous! I would never separate three lovers!" Din said haughtily.

"How long before they will have to...You know….Hero of Power and Courage?" Naruto asked, sighing.

"Seven years at best, then the 'New' Ganondorf/or similar Bad Guywill pop-up...It's one of those iterations where the Chosen Ones are two kids against an Adult Ganondorf, only from now on they will be three." the Goddess of Power answered with a sad expression.

"So even if the entire Triforce in the hands of the Good Guys this will continue?" Yodogimi asked.

"Unfortunately, yes. But at each iteration, the Curse becomes weaker, and with how many times this happened, soon it will weaken enough that me and my sisters will break it ourselves. This has gone on for far too long." the Goddess answered.

"They will manage, they inherited our spirit, they will discover that they are FAR stronger than what they themselves believe and save Hyrule." Naruto answered.

"Of course you will help us guide them?" Din asked, smirking.

"Damn right! I won't leave that poor 'Mini Me' alone in a Mission bigger than himself!"

"So he too will blast every door in a dungeon instead of looking for a key?" Midna asked.

"Eh! What can I say? It's tradition!" Naruto answered, making the other around him start laughing without control.

He honestly did not like to see a boy forced to go through a Mission to save the world just because he happened to be his descendant/reincarnation/whatever, but if that really had to happen, Naruto would be there to help as much as he could!

He will be there, for every iteration, over and over, guiding each 'Naru/Naruto' through the path of the Hero of Power and its many trials; sometimes appearing like a hazy vision, a ghostly voice or even a helpful old man pointing the young chosen in the right direction, all this alongside the first 'Link' doing the same for his descendant/iteration, even if the "Original" Naruto will never stop find it ironic since HE did everything his own way the first time.

Really, being a kick-ass hero was such a pain sometimes!

The End.

AND NOW…

OBLIGATORY TEASER TO THE SEQUEL/SPIN-OFF!

Ruins – near the entrance to the Cave of Rebirth -

"Sooo...This is another me?" Naruto asked to the 'Him' blocked inside a pure-white tree.

"Well, yes and no? More like an 'Alternate version of you', a version of you that instead of running away went sealed into the coma and, for a series of overlapping incidents, remained in there for way longer." Din the Goddess answered.

"An alternate version of me?" Naruto asked, confused.

"It happens, sometimes. Divergences that take a different path, sometime darker and sometime lighter, it's pretty much random." she answered, shrugging helpless.

"He'll be okay?"

"He's you, maybe a bit more jaded…But he'll pull through, like you always do."

"Jaded?" Naruto asked, worried.

"He had A LOT of down moments before going into a coma. But don't worry, he's still you." she answered, winking and making him chuckle.

"I'll trust you, and I'll trust him." the blond said with a small smile.

"You mean yourself?" The Goddess asked, smirking.

"I always trust myself, Din-chan." he countered with a charming smile while presenting her his arm.

"Good to hear, now let's go home, Darling." Din answered pleased, making both fade away completely before a lonely old man with a thick white beard reaching his belly could see them on his way to pay the white tree a visit.

"It's time, my boy...I hope Hagoromo is right, because Hyrule and Zelda need your help against Calamity Ganon..." the old man muttered with a tired voice as a demonic roared faintly behind him, making him flinch faintly in dread.

"Our ruined land needs a Hero."

My God, I finally finished this story after so many years! I never intended for it to take this long to reach completion, for that, I am sorry.

What I am not sorry about, is adding a small silly hidden easter egg in the Chapters title, a very small, silly one, to be honest XD.

Nothing too complicated or brainy, you just need to take the first letter of each one of them...

New World

Another Heroic Quest

Rumble in Twilight

Unbelievably Annoying Dungeon

Tearing Down the Twilight Veil

Overly Complicated Trip

In Shinobi we Trust

Searching for Lanayru

Awakening Din's Gift

Wonderful Power

Enter the Spirit Wolf

Snowpeak Climbing Trip

Oh! Crap

Messing with Time

End the Fetch Quests, I beg you

I believe I can Fly!

Splendor Stolen

He who is Chosen by the Goddesses

Epilogue

The result? "NARUTO IS AWESOME, IS HE (?)"!

A little extra just shoved there for the extra creativity points I am in dire need of, to be honest.

Maybe I am a bit sorry about that too.

Jokes aside, I can't thank you enough for sticking with this story up to its ending through my SLOOOOOOOW updating.

Thank you all so much for reading, favorite and following this story of mine, you are awesome.

I will see you around the net.

BYEEEEEEEEEE!

Tr230.

Tr230.