AN: This is something that has been on my mind for quite some time. I'm still undecided if I should make this a trilogy, or just put everything in one story.

The title's inspired by Fannie Flagg's novel "Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe", but the storyline is very much different.

1st Warning: G!P. If you have a problem with Rachel having an extra appendage, you probably shouldn't read this.

2nd Warning: If you don't like stories that lack smut, you might not like this.

3rd Warning: This story contains major angst. Lots of bad decisions- it will probably make you hate me. Character death.

4th Warning: A few characters are OOC.

5th Warning: This chapter deals with religion.

Disclaimer: Glee and Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe aren't mine.


"I think I'm bi."

Lucy Quinn Fabray's words are left hanging in the air whilst her parents look at her with an expression she can't quite tell. It is the night before her third year in high school and she decided to come out to her parents- actually, it's more like Mike and Sam's decision, but she doesn't revel in that fact now because she is at the dining table and she hasn't touched her stew since it was served to her by the maids.

"Okay," Judy says before continuing eating her food and Quinn's eyes almost bulged out of their sockets.

The youngest Fabray takes a drink from the water glass in front of her. "Okay?" Her voice is a little louder because she is confused as to why her parents are both being indifferent about this.

"Quinnie, is there something wrong?" Russell asks with a bored tone as he scratches his left brows using his index finger.

"Why are you two acting like... like it's normal!" Quinn exclaims exasperatedly. Their calmness regarding her situation is greatly annoying her. They should be infuriated right now. They should be shouting different Bible verses right now. Except they're not.

Her mom arches a brow and sets her eating utensils down, "If you want to talk about it, we can talk about it in the family room, after dinner."

Quinn huffs and stand up from her chair, "I'm not hungry. May I be excused?"

"Sure, sweetie," her dad answers which irritated her even more. He shouldn't be calling her sweetie! She just came out for goodness sake!

Quinn stomps her way to the family room. Once she got there, she groans out in frustration. How dare they act like the idea of coming out hasn't been bothering her for two years? Before high school, she hasn't really thought much about her sexuality, but when she saw those sinful short skirts the cheerleaders wear, she felt something stir in her stomach- and no, it's not because of the whole pack of bacon she ate that morning.

She doesn't know why she likes seeing those uniforms when the people who wear them are the ones who torture her in school. Yes, she is the daughter of the owner of the Fabray Enterprise, but that doesn't guarantee her safety when it comes to the hell that comes with high school. Even though she used to do gymnastics, she didn't join the cheerleading team. She has seen the way those girls treat other students in her first day in that school and she vowed never to associate herself with them. Apparently, if you're not with them, you're against them. Those were the head cheerleader's words to Quinn before dumping iced beverage on her head. Only one girl has made it at the top of the social pyramid without joining the cheer team and resorting to that kind of bullying.

Quinn briefly wonders why her parents didn't enrol her to a private school, then she remembers they want her to experience what their own parents made them go through. Her grandparents didn't want her parents to get too sheltered in private schools. They believed that the only school which could prepare a Fabray in life is William McKinely High School. If she can handle that place, then she can handle the world.

The young blonde stiffens when her parents enter the room and sits on the couch.

Russell clears his throat, "Quinn, now tell us what is bothering you."

"I said I think I'm bi and you two didn't even react!" She exclaimed with a huff.

"Keep your voice down, honey," Judy chastised before saying, "How did you want us to react?"

Quinn's mouth drops open, "You should be mad! You should be reciting different passages from the Bible about me being an abomination!" she cried, and her parents understand in an instant.

"Come here," Russell ordered her daughter to sit in between him and his wife. The youngest Fabray hesitantly sits between them while wiping her tears away. "Jesus never said anything about homosexuality. In fact, he taught us to love our neighbours- not judge them nor condemn them."

Quinn sniffs, "W-what about that verse in Leviticus? The one where the Bible says it's an abomination and will be put to... death."

"If you really read the Bible, then you'll know that Leviticus isn't something you should quote," Judy said nonchalantly as she raked her fingers through her daughter's hair.

"The Book of Laws- first five Books of the Bible- is cursed," Russell added with a sad smile. "And guess what?"

"What?"

"Leviticus is the third Book," the blonde man chuckled. "But we are not talking about the Bible. We are talking about you, Quinn- our daughter. You are still you. Even if God actually hates homosexuality, we won't see you any differently. You are still our Quinnie. The Quinnie who ran naked around the house during her fourth birthday party just because she wanted to. The Quinnie who loves reading Alice in Wonderland, even though she's already a teenager. The Quinnie who we love so dearly."

Quinn lets out a watery chuckle, "I-I thought you would hate me."

Judy's heart broke at the sight of her daughter. It pains her to see Quinn like this. "We could never hate you. We love you, honey."

"The only thing that counts is faith expressing itself through love," Russell said with a huge grin.

The youngest blonde's tears of anguish are replaced with tears of joy. "Galatians 5:6. Mom, Dad, I love you two so much," she said before pulling her parents in a tight hug. "Can I ask for a favour?"

"What is it, sweetheart?"

She pulls away from the hug, "C-Can you hire Mary and Ann in your company? Even if they just bring you coffee or something. They have been taking good care of me ever since I was a child, but I think I can handle myself well enough now and I don't want them to just lose their jobs."

"Sure, I will talk to them tomorrow morning."

"Thanks, dad."

"So what's the name of the girl that made you bisexual?"

"Russell!" "Dad!"

Quinn's cheeks are starting to turn into a deep shade of red, "No one turned me bi. I just am!"

Her dad chuckles, "But surely, someone has made you feel something which confirmed your sexuality?" He hears her daughter say something. "What was that?"

"I said Rachel Berry. She's the one who really made me realize that I am also into girls."

Russell frowns, "But she isn't fully woman."

Everyone in Lima knows about Rachel Berry's extra body part, but only a few people are bothered by it. Why? It's because she has the voice of an angel and is said to be the nicest person alive. Granted, not once has the brunette looked at Quinn's direction, but that doesn't make the blonde like her any less.

Judy reaches out and slaps her husband's arm, "Having a... an extra appendage doesn't make her a boy! She is still a female. I, myself, performed a chromosome analysis on her and she is very much a woman."

Meanwhile, a blushing Quinn is remained being sandwiched by her parents. She clears her throat, "Can we not talk about her and her... parts?"

"Young lady, if you like Rachel, then there are things you should know since she is not like other girls,"

"Oh, please, no."

Judy stands up, "It's getting late. We should go take a goodnight sleep. Tomorrow's the start of classes!"


"Are all girls in this school easy-to-get?" Rachel groaned in frustration. The moment she stepped foot inside their school, two girls have already asked her for favours and it's starting to annoy her. She politely declined their requests with a smile; but deep inside she's fuming, and down there, her eight-inch friend is twitching.

Rachel Berry isn't a cheerleader, but she became one of the most wanted girls in school because of her kindness- and, well, Santana Lopez, HBIC of McKinley High.

The two girls have been best friends ever since elementary. Their friendship started when Finn told the Latina to go back to Mexico. Rachel was infuriated and stomped his foot which greatly impressed Santana.

Santana chuckles beside her, "Well, stop the nice and mysterious girl act. It's either you go fuck them or you actually tell them to fuck off. Either be Mother Teresa or the school womanizer. Either be Batman or Ironman. Either be-"

"Hey, San! Hey, Rachie!" A tall blonde cheerleader with a huge smile on her face is walking- bouncing- towards the two.

Brittany and Santana have made it official between the two of them over the last week of summer. The small brunette can't help but feel a little jealous of her best friends' relationship. She wondered when she would find something as special as the connection between the blue-eyed blonde and the Hispanic girl.

"Good morning, Brittany."

"Hi, baby," Santana whispers before giving the blonde a quick kiss when no one is looking, she isn't ready for the whole school to know about their relationship and her girlfriend is very understanding about it.

Brittany gave the Latina a smile before turning to look at Rachel, "Did you get the job?"

"Yeah, I'm starting next week. I'll be working every Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays.

Santana holds a hand up, "Wait. What job? How come you never told me about this?" she said, trying to hide the hurt in her voice.

"I applied as a cashier slash waiter at the Lima Bean. I need extra money."

"Then you should have just-"

Rachel raised a brow, "I knew you're going to try and offer me money, but I'm not to taking it. It's enough that your father is trying his best to cure my daddy's... illness."

Brittany gives the brunette a hug. She knows how hard Rachel's life is right now. Her daddy, Hiram, had been diagnosed with stage three cancer and her dad, Leroy, is working day and night to earn enough money to buy their basic needs and pay for his husband's medical bills.

"If you need our help, we're always here for you, okay? Even if Sannie and I are having our sexy times, we will stop if you need us," she pulled away when Rachel giggles.

"Yeah, my girl and I are here for you," the Latina stated with a sincere smile- a side of her she doesn't show that often. She looks over Rachel's shoulder. "Looks like Puck will be slushying his first loser for this school year," she said with an evil laugh.

Rachel rolles her eyes, "I thought we had an agreement, through text, that you will tell the cheerleaders and footballers to stop the slushying in this school? I find it barbaric and vile."

Santana pulls out a nail file from God knows where and starts filing her nails, "I guess I forgot."

"She told me to delete the message," Brittany said with a beaming smile. "She said slushying keeps the losers in check," she added thoughtfully.

"What?!"

The Latina sighs, "You can't just change the school's tradition. Slushy-throwing has been going around for years."

"Last year, a small amount of that iced beverage got on my clothing and it never got off! What do you think will happen to the people who has a full slushy thrown at them?" Rachel exclaimed exasperatedly.

"Listen, you can't just play hero for the students here, okay? It doesn't work that way. Yes, I control the Cheerios now and have the football players in the palm of my hand, but what about the hockey team? Or the wrestling team? Once they find out the supposed to be HBIC has gone soft by ceasing fire against the losers, they will try to take over and the bullying would be much worse."

Rachel rests her forehead on the cool metal of her locker as she hears laughter at the end of the hallway. I guess Noah has already slushied someone. The final bell rings. "I guess I'll see you two later. Bye," she said before walking towards her first class. She's left wondering, How can the bullying be worse than that?


Quinn Fabray is currently cleaning herself up inside the girls' restroom. Noah Puckerman, the self-proclaimed badass and school man-whore, has slushied her when she was about to reach her locker to get her books.

She doesn't tell her parents about the bullying because they seem to think she is strong-willed enough to stop it. During her parents' time, they've been the ones who terrorized students, and they regretted it. They thought if a Fabray could start a bullying tradition in a school, then a Fabray can also stop it. Unfortunately, Quinn was branded a loser on her first day in high school, meaning there is absolutely no way she can make a change in that school.

The blonde sighed when she realized the red stain on her dress won't disappear soon. Quinn decided to just button up her cardigan so the stain would be hidden. She wetted a paper towel and wiped her eyeglasses with it. Once she's satisfied with her appearance, she stepped out of the restroom only to be met by two fuming boys.

"Again? Seriously? Was it Karofsky?" asked a very infuriated Sam, a pissed-off looking Mike beside him who has his arms crossed in front of his chest.

Quinn sighs deeply, "It's nothing. I'm used to it."

"You shouldn't be used to it! This-" Mike pointed towards the girl, "-is the reason we joined the team," he pulls out the letterman jackets from his backpack and hands one to Sam.

"You joined the football team?" Quinn asked the boys incredulously.

Sam nods, "If we're on the team, we can protect you from the bullying."

The girl gives them a small smile, "Thanks, but you don't have to do this just for me."

"Oh, we're also doing this for us," Sam said. Mike nodded his agreement. "I actually played football when I was in Kentucky, and I liked it so..."

Quinn giggles, "You don't have to protect me all the time, you know? I'm used to being the Virgin Mary, the thirteenth Apostle, that annoying loser, Bible-"

"Hey, stop that," said Mike in a stern voice. "Sam and I promise we won't let people step on you- on us anymore. You're like our little sister and we Asians are very family-oriented," the two other blonde laughs.

"Yup, I'm an honorary Asian," Sam said while squinting his eyes.

"Dude, it doesn't suit you. Stop that," Mike commented with a snort.

Suddenly, Quinn doesn't feel upset anymore. As long as she has her best friends by her side, she knows she will survive high school.


Quinn is returning her books to her locker when Santana passed by her, "Hey, virgin Mary, how's your summer?" She didn't really need to respond because by the time she turned to look over her shoulder, the Latina's attention has already shifted towards another student, "Jewfro! Get your stinking ass away from my locker!"

"Sorry Santana's always mean to you," she heard a voice say from her right. She frowns when she sees the taller blonde cheerleader the Hispanic girl always hangs out with. "You're Quinn, right?"

"Y-yes, we have a class together," the shorter blonde stuttered out. She knows that Brittany is just as nice as Rachel, but most people only see her as that dumb blonde stereotype. Quinn also knows that the cheerleader isn't stupid- they have Math AP together.

"Can I ask you something?"

Quinn stopped herself from saying a witty remark about her already asking a question and nodded instead, "What is it?"

"Why do you always stare at Rachel in class?"

The shorter blonde's eyes widen comically behind her glasses which makes Brittany chuckle, "I-I don't stare-"

Brittany pats her shoulder and bobs her head up and down, "It's okay. I won't tell her you've had a crush on her since freshman year."

"What? No- I don't-" Quinn is now fidgeting with her fingers- a mannerism she had ever since she was five. "Why are you even talking to me?" She didn't mean to sound so rude; but this girl, a cheerleader who never acknowledged her until now, knows things about her- knows her infatuation with Rachel Berry.

Brittany ignores the harsh tone from the shorter girl and shrugs, "I don't know. I was just beside Sannie, but then I got lost when she called you. Are you really a virgin?" she asked innocently.

Quinn can feel a blush creeping up her face, "That's very inappropriate for you to ask and-"

"Hey, Britt, can I get a ride home my dad-" Rachel cut herself off when she realized that Brittany is talking to another person. "Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt your conversation."

The blonde cheerleader beamed, "Hi! Of course you can ride with me and San. Don't worry, you didn't really interrupt anything. I was just asking Quinn if she's still a virgin."

Quinn is wishing for the floor to swallow her already.

Rachel arched a brow, "Britts, I don't think she's comfortable with that," she looks at the four-eyed blonde. "Are you new here? I haven't seen you before."

Said blonde unconsciously pouted which Rachel has found quite endearing, "I've been here since freshman year. We've been in the same classes together."

The brunette's eyes widen, "Oh my Barbra! I didn't mean to offend you or insinuate that your presence is hardly worthy to acknowledge. I actually remember now."

Before Quinn can say anything, Santana shows up from nowhere, "What are you doing talking to this loser? Let's go."

"Ignore her," Rachel told Quinn with a sad smile. "Anyway, it's nice being acquainted with you, Quinn! See you tomorrow!"

Brittany and Rachel give her a wave goodbye, while Santana just gives her a piercing glare, but all those didn't register in her mind. All she can think of is how the small brunette has said her name. Her voice sounds like honey.


"What do you know about Quinn?" Rachel asked Brittany who is currently driving the car, Santana on the passenger's side.

"She's super smart. She's actually our veterinarian!" the brunette knows her friend well enough to know that what she meant to say was valedictorian. "She runs the celibacy club, she's co-captains with Finn in glee club-"

Rachel's eyes widen at that information, "The school has a glee club?"

"Yep, total losers," Santana snorted before taking Brittany's hand to play with her fingers.

"Why didn't I know about that? We should join!"

The Latina glared at her through the rear-view mirror, "That is exactly why we didn't tell you about it in the first place. We don't want you to be a loser- and they are literally losers. They haven't won a single competition."

"Well if I joined, for sure they will win a competition," Rachel stated with determination. "You girls should know just how much I love singing. Joining the glee club might help me with my future as a Broadway singer."

"Rachel, you have a lot on your plate already now that you have a part-time job," Santana sighed. She knows when her best friend wants to do something, she'll make sure she accomplishes it.

"I'll make time for it," she pursed her lips and leaned back on her seat.


Quinn entered their home with a huge smile on her face and a bounce in her step. She can't believe her crush for almost three years has finally noticed her! When she got to her room, she jumped straight to her bed and hugged the stuffed lamb sitting on it.

"Charlie! She talked to me today! She is so pretty in that leather jacket and skinny jeans," she squealed and blushed when she remembered how long Rachel's legs are for someone so short.

The blonde's face turned into one of sadness when it dawned on her that the only reason her crush talked to her was because of Brittany. If Brittany hadn't talked to her, she wouldn't have interacted with Rachel.

Quinn removes her glasses and buries her face in her pillow. She shifts her head to the side to look at her stuffed animal, "Why does she seem so unreachable?"

"Who is unreachable?" The blonde hears from the door.

"Sam! What are you doing here?"

"Judy let me in," he shrugged and plopped down beside Quinn. The blonde girl didn't even realize that her mother is already in the house. "So who is unreachable? Is it a certain mysterious tiny brunette?" he asked as he waggled his eyebrows.

"Ugh, shut up!"

Sam takes Charlie in his hands and starts petting his forehead, "You've been in love with her for three years. Why don't you just tell her already?"

"I am not in love with her!"

"I read somewhere in the internet that crushes only last for a few months. If it exceeds more than a year, I'm pretty sure it's called love."

Quinn frowns. She has never read about that from the internet, "Never trust anything from the internet. Besides, I barely know her. All I know about her is that her daddy has cancer, she takes dance and acting classes over the weekend, she doesn't have a car anymore, she's best friends with Santana and Brittany, she has an extraordinary voice- I don't know why she isn't in glee, she looks like a goddess, she has never bullied anyone, and she has a... you know," she blushed at the last part.

"She has a dick,"

"Sam!"

"What? I heard a few Cheerios talk about it. Apparently, there was a time when Rachel showered in the Cheerios' locker room and, well, they saw something huge down there," he shrugged and started throwing the stuffed animal in the air- completely oblivious to the blushing girl beside him. "And when you said you barely know her, I think that's a lie."

Quinn sighs, "Did you just come here to talk about Rachel?"

Sam puts Charlie down and faces the other blonde with a serious expression on his face, "I didn't ask a while ago in school because someone might over hear, so I came here to ask how the coming out went. So how was it?"

"T-They accepted me for who I am and love me no matter what," Quinn said with a smile.

"That's awesome, Quinnie Bear!" He pulled his best friend for a hug. He chuckled when he heard her groan because of the nickname. Quinn pulls away and bites her lip. Sam quirks an eyebrow. He knows can feel that Quinn has something to ask from him, "So what do you want to know?"

The blonde girl blushes and clears her throat, "I-uh... I want to know if Rachel has a boyfriend... or girlfriend- I'm not sure if she's even gay. I've never actually seen her with anyone and... yeah."

"I am pretty sure she likes girls. It's not like she could be with a guy who is willing to get fucked by her dick," he ignores the perplexed look on the blonde beside him. "As far as I know, she is still single, but according to rumours, she has lost her innocence to Santana, but hey, they're only rumours. Gossip made by students who don't have a life."

Quinn couldn't help but feel a little jealous. "Has she ever had a girlfriend then?"

Sam shakes his head, "I don't think she's ever had a girlfriend- she seems like a busy woman."

"Oh," Quinn doesn't know what to do with that information. She thought a girl as pretty as Rachel will have suitors lining up to date her, apparently, she's wrong. "Where did you even find out about Santana?"

Sam grins when he hears the jealousy from his best friend's voice, "Jewfro- he claims he knows everything about Rachel. Wait. I think he is the only guy who is willing to get fu-"

"Okay! Okay! Stop! Thanks for the mental image," she groaned and took a pillow to rest her chin on while she looked at Sam.

"So... How do you think she hides her erection when she gets turned on?"


Rachel sighs as the cold water hits her face. She is alone again in the Berry household and she hasn't seen both her parents for almost two days. She tries to be nice all the time to people so they won't think she is having any problems at home- which is completely untrue. She tries to hide the pain she is feeling inside all the time. She can't really blame her parents; Hiram is admitted at the hospital and Leroy has to keep making money.

Santana and Brittany might know about her situation, but they don't know how it is slowly devouring her- killing her. She has stopped taking acting and dancing lessons. She has to work for money if she dreams on going to NYADA, but she is aware that her chances of being in New York someday is slim to none.

She steps out from the bathroom and hears her cell phone ringing, "Hello?"

"R-Rachel, I've been trying to call you three times already!"

"Sorry Santana, I was in the shower. Why did you call?"

"You have to go to the hospital. Leroy would've called you, but he's... Just go here okay? Britts is on her way to pick you up."

Rachel frowns when her best friend hangs up. She wonders what Santana is doing at the hospital- yes, her father is a doctor, but she once said she hated going there.

Once Brittany and Rachel arrived at the hospital, the tiny brunette ran to look for her daddy. She sees him bawling his eyes out on a bench. "Daddy, what's going on?" She tentatively asked.

"They brought your dad in the ICU- he might-" Leroy couldn't even finish his sentence. Just the thought of his husband leaving him and Rachel makes him want to take his place instead.

Before Rachel can say soothing words to her daddy, a doctor Lopez comes out with a sullen look on his face. "Mr. Berry?" Santana knows that look. She instantly goes to Rachel's side and rests her arm around her shoulders. Brittany is holding their best friend's hand.

Leroy looks up and quickly stands up, "How is he? Is he okay? Please tell me he is going to be okay."

Doctor Lopez' eyes shone with sadness, but he knew he couldn't break down right now. He has to be a professional. "We did everything we can do, but your husband didn't make it." The remaining Mr. Berry started sobbing uncontrollably. Doctor Lopez ignored professionalism and sympathetically patted his best friends back. "I am sorry for your loss."

Meanwhile, Rachel just sat there with her best friends beside her. She couldn't bring herself to cry. She cried a lot when she found out about her dad's condition, but she just doesn't feel anything right now. She stood up and pulled away from her best friends' grasps. The youngest Berry went over to her daddy and gave him a tight hug.

Rachel knows she has to be strong for her and her daddy.


It has been a week since Hiram Berry's funeral.

Rachel is getting books from her locker when she hears someone clear a throat beside her. She closes her eyes for a moment and turns to look at the person with a smile. Smile. That's it. You can't let people know.

"I'm sorry for your loss, Rachel," Jennifer, a senior who is in the Cheerios, said with sincerity.

The brunette nods, "Thank you, Jen." The senior walks away and Rachel finally releases the breath she just realized she's been holding.

"Hey," The songstress almost groans in frustration. Why can't people just let me be?

Rachel looks up and sees Quinn, "I-I heard about your father's... passing and I offer my condolences."

"Thank you, Quinn," Just smile, Rachel, and then she'll leave you alone. Smile.

The blonde hasn't moved yet. "Um, I know we're not friends, but if you want someone to talk to..."

Rachel smiles sadly, "I appreciate the offer, but just like you said: we're not friends, so I would be a little uncomfortable with you about that. Sorry."

That hurt Quinn's ego a little. "Oh."

The brunette notices the blonde's disappointment, "But I have no qualms in being friends with you," she giggled when she saw Quinn perk up.

"Really?"

Rachel nods, "I heard you're one of the captains of glee club and I was wondering if I could still join."

"Yes!" Quinn clears her throat, "I mean, of course you can join. Anyone can join. We have a meeting later after the last period."

"Wonderful! I'll see you then. Bye, Quinn!" Rachel said before walking away from the blonde.

The way Quinn looked at her made something stir in her stomach. Maybe it's because of the concern those hypnotizing hazel eyes behind her glasses have. Or the care in her voice when she offered Rachel someone to talk to. The brunette sighed when she saw Santana and Brittany walking towards her. Smile. Don't let your sadness show.