Yes, this based the TV "Married at first sight". I don't own that or Fairy Tail, but I own this story!

Warning: Full of crazy crack Pairings. If you don't like, don't force yourself.

Enjoy!

Sorry for any mistakes!

Mira pulled Gildarts into Master's office and sat him down with a giggle. He looked up to the younger mage and raised an eyebrow. Master smiled over at him as Mira took a seat herself.

"Gildarts I think I speak for both me and Mira when I say that the guild is absolutely boring." Master said a grin spreading across his face.

"Of yeah?" Gildarts frowned. "And that has what to do with me?"

Mira patted his arm and smiled. "We've got a wonderful plan for our young members! The last time we had a marriage was with Bisca and Alzack, and we weren't even here! Therefore Master and I have come up with the plan of picking two pairings we think would be just adorable and in three weeks their going to get married!"

Gildarts started to cough. "Married!" Master nodded

"And you have to pick two brat pairings, yourself."

"That's six weddings in one day." Mira shook her head.

"No, not in one day. In one week. Here's the plan." Mira stood up and pulled out a board with every guild member's face. "From this board we will choice a pair of two, one female, one male, and in three weeks they will get married. Now they will not know who they are going to get married to it's all by surprise! After four mouths of being married, they get to decide if they want to stay married or get a divorce. It's to show them that their match may just be in the guild. They're just so shy and won't mingle themselves"

"So you took it upon yourself to do it for them." Master and Mira just stared at him for a moment before they nodded.

"Duh" they said in unison. Gildarts frowned before he noticed a certain face on the board.

"OH NO!" he said walking up and snatching it off. "NOT MY CANA!"

Master shook his head. "Let it go."

"NO, SHE'S TOO YOUNG!"

Mira grinned as she put another picture back on the board. "I thought you might do that." Gildarts went to snatch that one off when Mira held up five others. "And there's more." Gildarts slammed his head in the nearest wall before slowly siding to the ground.

"Get a grip." Master said rolling his eyes.

"Why!" he whined. Mira took a step back and peered at the board, making sure she had everyone.

"We have one day to pick our pairings. I'm just letting you know right now, Lucy's mine" she sent a glare to the others before skipping out.

"Poor, child" Master said. "Laxus is mine" he hopped down from his chair before exiting into the guild. Gildarts stayed there whimpering before Master pulled him out.

Day one ~ Making the pairs~

Mira looked around the guild and grinned. Oh she had her two pairings, and she was excited to tell the other matchmakers the following day. She based hers off of how cute they would be together and compatibility. She searched for her female and spotted her at her normal table with her team. She grinned and walked over pulling her first female away from her team.

Sitting her in a chair in the back of the guild Mira sat across from her. "Mira" the woman said slowly. "What are you doing?"

Mira's grin went wider. "Oh the surprise you're in for, Erza"

~X~

Gildarts was freaking out. He looked around the guild and searched for someone to choice. He didn't know who to match and tomorrow he had to share his pairs with master and Mira. He looked around once more before Grabbing Natsu and pulling him outside.

Natsu looked up at him and raised an eyebrow. "Gildarts, what are you doing? What's up?"

"You're in trouble you need to get out of here, run as fast as you can understand. Grab Lucy and you two just run, just run! Take Gray, take Erza, hell, take Laxus. You all are in trouble." He spat out fast. Natsu stared at him before he heard footsteps coming.

"Gild~arts~" the said man turned around to see Mira behind him with a forced smile. "You better not be trying to hide our potential pairs. Are you?"

Gildarts chuckled and scratched behind his head. "What? No! No, no, no I was just…um…Natsu's my first male." He gave her a small laugh. Mira nodded her head in approval and turning to walk away.

"If he comes up missing, I know who to go after." She said before leaving. Gildarts fell to the ground.

"I tried Natsu. I tried." Natsu stared at him.

"I'm confused."

~X~

Master sat next to Levy and grinned at her. The girl smiled down at her Master. "Good morning Master! Do you need something?" she said. Master just chuckled.

"Dear Levy, have you ever thought about marriage?" Levy shook her head. Gajeel raised an eyebrow at the old man.

"What are planning on doing, ya prev." Master shook his finger at Gajeel.

"Nothing bad. Now Levy, would you ever like to get married?" Levy thought for a moment.

Then she smiled. "I think it would be nice. Bisca and Alzack seem really happy together."

Master nodded. "Is there anybody you're interested in. like I don't know….maybe Gray, Freed, Laxus" he wiggled his eyebrows on Laxus. Levy laughed a little.

"No, no. umm…" she looked over at Gajeel and blushed. "Not really." Master wrote that down. "Master? What are doing?"

"Nothing, you'll find out later" he grumbled. Before getting up. "Alright, I'll be back later." Then he went on to a drunken Cana.

"This is going to be a long day." He murmured.

Day 2 ~the parings ~

Mira rushed into the guild and immediately to Master's office. Gildarts was already there with a grin on his face. Master was digging around in his drawers. "I'm here! Are you two ready!?" Master finally found what he was looking for and held up a dry erase marker.

"I'm ready." He said. He walked over and handed Mira the marker. She walked over to the broad and smiled.

"Master you go first! Who is your first Female?" Master grinned and stat back in his chair.

"Cana" Gildarts paled.

"Wait what!?" he said. "Why her first!" Master just waved him off.

"Cana is my first female." Mira nodded and wrote her name down.

Gildarts huffed. "I don't want her to marry, Laxus. Got that old man." Master shrugged.

"I didn't pick him for her."

"Who"

"You'll know in a minute." Mira turned back to them and nodded for master to continue.

"The second female."

"Levy." Mira pouted.

"I hope it's not Gajeel. I already matched him with someone." Master shook his head.

"Nope." Mira raised an eyebrow.

"Well then, your first male."

"Laxus." Mira wrote him down. "My second is Gray." Gildarts frowned at him.

"And now for the pairs!" Mira said. Gildarts turned to Master and growled at him.

"I thought you said Cana wasn't-" master cut him off.

"Cana and Gray, Levy and Laxus" Mira squealed and drew lines to the pairs. Gildarts cringed before smiling.

"I like Gray, he can peruse my daughter." Master shook his head.

Mira raised her eyebrow at Master. "Laxus and Levy. I don't know…."

"Think about it." Master said simply. Mira did and very slowly a smile spread across her face.

"Oh my gosh, the babies!" Master chuckled. "Gildarts you go next"

"You go Mira, I don't wanna." Mira shook her head.

"You may pass out from my pairings." Gildarts nodded in agreement

"I just might. Fine I'm just going to say the pairs. My first pair, Natsu and Lisanna." Mira frowned.

"That's too common." She said. "But ok."

Gildarts grinned. "Take a seat for this next one" Mira could barely stand with excitement.

"Come on!" she said. "Who's next!?"

"Juvia, and Bickslow!" Mira bust out laughing, Master coughed uncontrollably.

"Blue hair unite!" she said "yes! I love it!"

Master shook his head. "I… I just can't picture it."

Gildarts snorted "Like I can't picture Levy and Laxus. Laxus would break her." Master turned away.

"I think he would like her." Mira cheered.

"I like them both! My turn!" she smiled and twirled around. "The first pair… Erza and….Freed!"

Master shook his head in agreement. "I can see it."

Gildarts Jaw dropped. "NO!"

Mira waved her arms in the air. "Yes! Oh, but my next one. Gajeel and Lucy!"

Master nodded in agreement. "Yes. I can see it."

Gildarts clawed at his throat for air which he was choking from. "No….. No I can't… no"

Mira spun around singing. "Erza and Freed, sitting in a tree, with Lucy and Gajeel, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Gildarts seemed to choke more as Master joined in.

"Levy has a baby, from Laxus yay, and Cana gets drunk, with broken Gray!"

Gildarts shook his head. "Stop. it. No."

Mira kept singing. "Lisanna happily, with Natsu in tow, and Juvia falls in love, with Bickslow!"

"Because we are the best, matchmakers of love, they'll soon be married, with a hum!" Master and Mira high fived. As Gildarts banged his head into a wall.

"STOP IT!"

Same day, that afternoon. ~the announcement~

Master, Mira, and a reluctant Gildarts, stood in front of the guild as it began to calm down at their presence. Master cleared his throat.

"Morning my Brats. Today will be the start of an amazing blossoming in the guild's love! As you all know, the last wedding was with Bisca and Alzack and we got little Asuka. Well now, thanks to our creative minds, we have created a new way to match you Knuckle heads together. So you better like it!" Mira nudged him.

"What he means is. Over the course of four months, Six Pairings we have made with our Matchmaking skills, will do everything a married couple does from Moving in with each other, to a honeymoon, to actually being Married!" there was a little noise before Master cleared his throat again.

"You will not know who you are being paired to until the day of your wedding! Now all the females we call see Mira to start preparing for wedding arrangements. And Men see Gildarts."

Gildarts sighed and began to call out names. "The ladies, Juvia, Lucy, Erza, Levy, C-C-C" Mira nudged him. "Cana, and Lisanna." The women looked amongst themselves before following after Mira. As soon as they left they could hear a huge commotion outside. Gildarts frowned. "I think we should all pray for Mira before I call out the men." Master shook his head.

"You might have to pray for yourself." Gildarts frowned.

"Whatever, the Guys. Natsu, Gray, Laxus, Gajeel, Bickslow, and Freed" the men got up and walked out with Gildarts before loud banging and yelling was heard.

Master looked back to the rest of the guild. "Let us all pray, please. I think they won't be coming back."

~X~

(With the Girls)

"MIRA, EXPLAIN YOURSELF THIS INSTANT!" Erza yelled "OF WHOM AM I MARRYING!" Mira took a step back and held her hands up in surrender.

"I can't tell you." Erza glared at her and requiped a sword. "I'm so sorry I didn't tell you before! Just listen for a minute! It's supposed to be a surprise, I would tell you if I could, but I can't! It's against the rules!"

Juvia crossed her hands over her chest. "Juvia doesn't understand this." Lucy nodded.

"Why are you guys doing this?" Mira smiled when Erza lowered her sword.

"Let's face it, our generation needs to start adding on! We need to make a new generation for the guild. Don't you think Asuka is lonely?"

"So basically" Cana said. "You're using us to get preggers and pop out children?"

Mira shook her head. "No, no. it's also because we want to see some couples in the guild! Come on at least try it! Look, after the four months you get to decide if you want to divorce your husband our stay married." The girls sighed.

"I'll do it. It would be nice to have a husband." Lisanna said. Mira hugged her sister.

Lucy smiled. "I guess four months isn't bad." Cana shrugged.

"As long as he gives me booze." Juvia bit her lip.

"Juvia wants to marry Gray-sama. If it's not him Juvia won't do it." Mira frowned.

"please Juvia, it' just four months! Please." Juvia sighed.

"Juvia doesn't want to see Gray-sama with another woman." Mira started to grin.

"Hey Juvia, if Gray sees how good of a wife you are to this mystery man, he may forget all about his wife and divorce her for you." Juvia's face lit up.

"Then I'll do it!"

Levy messed with the end of her shirt. "I don't know." Erza patted her shoulder.

"If you do it, I will" Levy cringed.

"Okay… it's just four months." Mira cheered.

"That's everyone! Now let's go plan six weddings!"

Lucy grabbed her and pulled her back "Hold it! When is the wedding?"

Mira smiled. "In three weeks"

"THREE WEEKS!"

"I'm sorry!"

~X~

(With the boys)

Natsu stared blasting fire everywhere. "Married! I'm getting married!" Gray punched him in the face to shut him up.

"Dude Chill out you'll burn down the guild! Besides you're not the only one." Bickslow frowned at Gildarts.

"You said we can't know our future wife until the day of the wedding?" he said. Gildarts nodded.

Laxus smirked. "Which one of us did you match?" Gildarts Grinned.

"Bickslow and Natsu." Bickslow grinned.

"You better have gave me a good wife."

Gajeel huffed. "I don't need no damn wife." Gildarts chuckled.

"I thought you might say something like that. Don't worry Gajeel your wife is a beauty." Gajeel raised an eyebrow.

"Who did it?"

"Mira"

"I'm out." Freed grabbed him.

"You should face what everyone else has coming to them." Gildarts shrugged.

"Freed, Mira matched you too."

Freed paled. "Let's leave while we can." Gajeel nodded in agreement. Laxus pulled them back.

"You two aren't going anywhere." The two frowned. "Besides, I have to go through this as well and if Mira matched you two that means master had me. I may have it worse than you."

Gray shrugged. "As long as it's not Juvia." Natsu chuckled.

"What if it is?"

"I'll die. She would really kill me" Gildarts looked over Bickslow.

The other man was raising his eyebrow at what Gray said. "I don't think she's that bad." Gildarts grinned, oh yeah! He picked the right two. Bonus point for him!

Gray snorted. "If only you had to deal with her." Bickslow shrugged.

Natsu waved his arms in the air. "Who do you want to get? I hope it's Lucy!" Gray bust out laughing.

"Natsu has a crush!" Natsu frowned at him.

"Nah. I just think it would be reasonable to have her. She is my best friend."

Laxus nodded. "Maybe, but what about Lisanna?"

Natsu nodded this time. "Her too. I'd be cool with her." Gildarts chuckled to himself. Double the bonus points!

Gray leaned back. "I'd be fine with Lucy. Or maybe Levy she's quiet and cute. Lisanna isn't bad either. Cana might kill me like Juvia will. And we all know what Erza would do."

Laxus shrugged. "I could kick it with Erza. Cana….maybe. Lucy, she's hot. Levy… yeah she's like a sister. Lisanna, same. Juvia….she's fine I guess."

Bickslow grinned. "They're all hot… Levy is cute. I wouldn't mind Erza."

Freed frowned and though for a moment. "Levy is nice. I could handle her. Cana….no. Juvia…. I might. Lucy…I could. Lisanna if fine. Erza…I don't know." Gajeel shrugged.

"They only one I can handle is shrimp. Maybe bunny. The drunk…she's too wild. Titantia… don't even think about it. Lisanna, I don't know. Juvia… I don't care. We use to be in the same guild. She's alright." Gildarts glared at them.

"Can't handle my Baby…..it's all good." He grumbled. Laxus chuckled at him.

"You feel that way, you marry her." Gildarts grinned.

"tempting." Laxus shook his head.

"Pathetic."

Next time….. The weddings

"Mira! Where the hell is my dress!?"

"Mavis will wed them, who else?"

"It's not Lisanna, or Levy, Or Lucy…. Dear God who am I marrying!"

"Natsu chill, it's just four months."

"Hehe, Bunny girl."

"Wait, Levy. You old fart chose her?"

"I think I'm attracted to my new husband…"

"Juvia will do her best as your new wife!"

"Master, We have a problem!"

"I think it's honeymoon time!"