A/N: Okay, hi! I haven't written anything in a while. I used to write a lot of fanfiction, and sort of fell out of it. However, I noticed the lack of Lauren/Amy fics and I decided that I could possibly try my hand at it once again. This is just a little prologue, but I've gotten the first chapter halfway done writing. Hope you like it! Feedback would be great. I'm rather insecure about my writing, so we'll see how this goes.

PROLOGUE:

Perfect timing, Bruce and Farrah. Yes, lately Amy had been referring to her mother as 'Farrah'. Maybe it was because she liked being ironic, or maybe she just liked pissing off her mom. Honestly, Amy was still a little ticked off that Lauren was her Maid of Honor. She was like, four feet tall - she could've pulled off a flower girl.

But that was beside the fact. Bruce and Farrah were going on a cruise ship for the next three weeks. At first, Amy was thrilled. She'd get to be alone and mellow in her self-pity as she cried and threw things because she slept with Liam Booker. Liam fucking Booker. And she had yet to tell Karma, so maybe she could think about that too.

"Amy," her mother's southern accent drawled out as she came into her room earlier that day. "I just don't want to leave you here alone. How can I trust you not to bring Karma over and do lesbian things with her?" The fact that her mother continued to whisper 'lesbian' was embarrassing. Wake up, Farrah, it's the twenty-first century.

"Mom, seriously?" Amy whined, throwing her pillow in frustration. Not hard, just to the floor in front of Farrah's feet just to make her pick it up. More struggle. "I bet you would've been fine leaving me here with Lauren and her boyfriend!"

"Oh, Amy!" It was a phrase that the small blonde had heard many times before. "Lauren is excited to come along-look, she's already started packing!" At that moment, Amy could see her bubbly step-sister walk by with a massive pink suitcase… it looked like something Elle Woods would be carrying around if she was the size of Godzilla.

"You're going with us and that's that. I've already called your school, they're completely fine with sending you and Lauren along with your homework. It'll be fun! No Texas, no drama, and no Karma." And that was exactly what Amy needed to hear at that point. Maybe no Karma would be good.

Not to mention there would be no Liam Booker, either.