A/N: Guess what guys. I'll give you a moment. ...I'm baaaaaacccckkkkkkkkkk. :D:D:D:D I'm sorry for the long awaited update. I've been juggling other fics, and I also had no idea what to write for this chapter. XD But don't worry, I came back into the game.
torchil:I totally love what Loki did to the Stature of Liberty and Tony. I can't wait for the attempts of the others. Muahahahahahahaha!
Don't worry, the Avengers will be as humiliated (more or less) like Tony when they try to hug-attack Loki.
Pinkstarlight13:Oh my God! That's freaking hilarious! I love this story already.
Thank you! ^_^
Sweet-Strawberry-09: Great it was awsome!
Also does JARVIS count since he is technically part of that floor?
Well...unless JARVIS can take over someone's body, I don't think he's part of the bet. XD
Zephr169: XD THAT WAS AMAZING! lol XD haha!
Who WOULDN'T want to see Tony Stark almost STARK naked (HAHAHAHAHA-sorry) on top of Lady Liberty?! XD
Maria Paula: Love it!And Loki will be a difficult prey XD. What the others will do? Poor Steve,evil!Tony will continue?
For each chapter, I'm planning to write each of the Avengers' attempt to hug Loki. ;) Don't worry, evil!Tony will pop up in some of the chapters.
Squibble the WhovianBreadstick: I think I nearly had a laughing seizure. Tears, uncontrollable giggles, choking gasps, hiccups, snorts, rolling around, shaking, falling out of my chair... yeah.
Breaaathhhhhhheeeee child. Breathe into this paper bag. *hands you paper bag* The most reliable air force. XD (Or source? I dunno)
awesomest99er:This is hilarious.
Especially the schwarmas or however you pronounce it I already forgot. :P
Shaaawwwwarrmmmaaa. (I think that's how it's spelled…)
awesomest99er: If Black Widow had a kid with Clint then it would look something like Merida. :P
The part about avenging the coffee maker was hilarious. Also the evil Tony. :P
Oh wait...you're right! 0_o That should be some sort of crossover! :D
~Chapter Four~
Natasha, Clint, and Bruce barge into Steve's floor without any permission. And Steve happened to be singing to the American Anthem while icing a cake American themed style. "EEK!" He shrieks, turning red in the face.
The other four Avengers stare incredulously at Steve. "This is what you do in your spare time? Man Rogers! You really are a true American! You're so American it scares me...sometimes I think that you're born on July 4th." Clint snickers. "But that cake looks delicious…"
Steve huffs, ripping off his apron. "Have you people ever heard of knocking? And as a matter of a fact, I am born on July 4th…"
"Seriously?!" Clint gapes. Natasha smacks the back of his head.
"That's besides the point." She rolls her eyes. But she smirks at Steve. "But seriously?"
Steve turns a shade redder. "What are you guys here for anyway?"
"Did you watch the news yet?" Natasha asks.
"No, why do you ask? Is Loki up to no good?" He says the last part a little hopefully.
A huge grin is on Bruce's face that Steve never seen before. "Man oh man, you don't even know? It's all over the channel!" Bruce grabs the remote, and flips on the channel. Steve looks over, interested of why the Avengers were so excited.
"...Today is certainly an interesting turn of events." A blonde haired reporter says, looking at the camera with a scary white smile that is almost blinding. "Lady Liberty is vandalized, the perpetrator still unknown. And boy did the vandalist went full out!" The camera pans to the Stature of Liberty. Steve nearly had a double heart attack. She is wearing a bikini! How inappropiate!
He smashes the counter with a fist. The other Avengers stare at him, a little taken aback by his sudden change in attitude. "Who's the bastard that disgraced Lady Liberty?" He growls, glaring hatefully at the now vandalized statue.
"Calm down Mr. America, this ain't a big deal!" Clint says, who is clearly laughing.
Steve flipped out. "Calm down? CALM DOWN?! Don't tell me that! America today has been disgraced! DISGRACED I TELL YOU!" Steve says, grabbing him by the collar.
"Well gee Spangles. Just keep on watching!" Clint points at the TV.
At this moment, Thor walks in. "Hello friends, I have see that you gathered here - ah, you are watching the magical enchanted box called a 'telly-vision!'" Thor booms out, and joins the others in watching the news.
"Strangely, tourists and citizens were evacuated from the Liberty island, authority covering the base. And even stranger, everyone has seemed to forget who vandalized the statue...and why Tony Stark was in his underpants on top of Lady Liberty!"
The camera pans to a very confused looking Tony on top of the statue. Only wearing his boxers. Iron Man themed boxers…
"SAYETH WHAT NOOOOOOW?" Thor hollers at the top of his lungs, his eyes bulging out in shock.
Steve looks flabbergasted as well. "What on earth?"
"Pretty big, right?" Bruce grins, snorting in laughter.
Clint nudges him. "You can say that he's Stark naked! HAHAHA! See what I did there?!"
"Wow. So clever." Natasha rolls her eyes. "How do you think the idiot ended up there half naked on the statue anyway?"
At that exact moment, Fury and a couple of other agents enter the room. Tony is grasped by two huge men, still in his boxers. "Hey, hey, HANDS OFF THE MERCHANDISE!" He yells like a little toddler in a tantrum.
Fury looks furious. "Avengers. Here's your mascot idiot back." He juts his head over to the half naked CEO. On cue, the two men throw Tony at the Avengers. He lands on top of Steve, and the two rolls on the floor. The Avengers and SHIELD agents snicker at their awkward position. Absolutely red, Steve throws Tony off him.
"Fury, what happened here?"
"We have no idea." Fury shrugs. "I remember that my men and I were at SHIELD HQ - the next moment, we were standing on Liberty Island with our weapons pointed at a vandalized Lady Liberty. And that Tony was naked up there almost naked." He glares at Tony, who dives behind Bruce.
"I'm telling ya, it was Loki, he did it! He vandalized the statue, then casted some kind of forgetting memory spell on you guys - and he took my freaking suit!" Tony shrieks the last part out.
Everyone stares at him. "Wait, you only wear your underwear under your suit?" Clint asks suddenly, horrified.
"Sayeth what noooowwww?" Thor says, the truth dawning upon him.
Tony turns red.
"And you said that this was Loki's doing? If it was, how come WE weren't there with you?" Natasha shoots at Tony.
He looks like he was sweating buckets now. "Uhhhhmmmm, because I was going undercover as a tourist?"
"And that's the other things. Some SHIELD members reported that someone hacked into our system to direct all reports of Loki's activity to them - which is none other than this little asshole, Stark." Nick gives a death glare at Iron Man with his one eye.
Everyone looks at him with an angry or 'you better have a good explanation for this if you want to live' kind of look. Tony gives out a nervous laugh. "I can explain?"
Steve looks deadpan at the others. "How much do you guys bet that fangirls will attack him the moment he steps out of Stark Tower?"
The other Avengers, Fury, and agents look back at Captain America, deadpan as well. "Only one way to find out." Bruce says back to Steve as they all slowly advance to Tony.
"Oh shit." He simply states, as he cowers against the wall in fear.
A/N: Poooorrr Tony. Karma's a bitch isn't it? Sorry that there was no one attempting anything in this chapter, I was too lazy to write it and I had no idea what to write. This is just a filler-in. Next chapter: Steve's Attempt!