Parody of "Death Valley" by Fall Out Boy

Astral: What even is a "Fall Out Boy", Yuma?

Yuma: It's a BAND!

(Yuma pulls out song sheet he revised...)

Lianne: Those... Wait! no, that is... my fanfic idea... no... I'm screwed. T-T

Astral begins to sing...

Astral:

I wanna see your duelist side
Let it all out
I wanna see the XYZ
Monsters in that deck
I need your broken promises (Wait… no! Not again!)

I want the Numbers cards, Yuma; Tsukumo
This town is Full of them!

Yuma:

But we are alive
Here in Heartland City
But don't take duels off the table yet
'Cause tonight
It's just Girag and Alito losing to you
We high-five the sky
So we beat those Barian guys
But we are alive (How many times? Has Astral died?)

Astral: Yuma? Really?

I wanna see your Zexal side
Let your soul out

Vector:

Oh there you go; Dress up to impress
You can wear the armor but you're no princess

Yuma: Princess?! Zexal is NOT a PRINCESS! How'd you even GET here?!

Astral:
So put the "D" in "duel" now, Yuma, Tsukumo
Let's get you Dueling and alone

Yuma: Um… alone, Astral…? Uh…

But we are alive
Here in Heartland City
But don't take duels off the table yet
'Cause tonight
It's just Girag and Alito losing to you
We high-five the sky
So we beat those Barian guys
But we are alive (How many times? Has Astral died?)

Astral: Well…

I have died
So many times
Our viewers
Lost count…
I'm either gone in an instant
Or here 'til the bitter end
I, I never know
But being with you, Yuma makes me alive

Yuma:

How sweet, Astral!

Vector: Now YOU BOTH DIE! YOU BOTH DIEEE!

Astral and Yuma:

But we are alive
Here in Heartland City
But don't take duels off the table yet
'Cause tonight
It's just Girag and Alito losing to you
We high-five the sky
So we beat those Barian guys
But we are alive

We will not die!

We will not Die!

(Yuma and Astral become Zexal, pissing off Vector)