Back to CSMI!! Today is Thursday, and we'll be playing a movie for the patients.
We'll be playing Harry Potter, since British people rule.
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Evening
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Yami:I don't want to watch a movie. *glares at Yugi.*
Yugi:I LOVE YOU YAAAMI!!!!*jumping on his bed*
Yami:I hate you Yugi. I hate you so much that it hurts.
Ryou:Anyone have a.....yes, I'm asking....Anyone have.....Bakura, hush...Anyone have--BAKURA, PLEASE!SHUT YO' BLOODY CAKE 'OLE!(A/N:Mokery of the dub. BRITISH PPL RAWK!!)....Anyone have a quarter?
Jou:.....*sobs* MUST YOU REMIND ME THAT I'M POOR?!?
Yugi:I love you, Ryou.
Bakura:*twitch twitch* SILENCE MORTAL!!!GIVE ME YOUR CHANGE!!
Yami:If I had a quarter, I'd trade it with Duke for a ciggerette.
Duke:I AM A FROG!RIBBIT!! WATCH MY FROGNESS!!*hops around the many doobie butts*
Dione:What movie are we watching?
All able to respond:HAIRY POOTER!!
Dione: oO;; Porn?
Yugi:Harry Potter.
Dione:Oh....
(Note: If you can't get this joke, then you're too young to read this story. ^_~)
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Stardust's Office
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Stardust:Duck,luck, muck, f*ck...OO*covers mouth, crosses self*
Dr.Orion:*enters*What are you doing?
Stardust:Writing a poem.
Dr.Orion:Oooh! Read it to me!! =D
Stardust:Okay.'ahem'
There once was a duck
He ran out of luck
He fell in the muck
And he said "Fuck!!"
Stardust:OO *covers mouth, crosses self*
Dr.Orion:Since when were you Catholic?
Stardust:....I dunno....Didja like my poem?
Dr.Orion:Are you hyper?
Stardust:Yep.
Dr.Orion:I see...It's time for the movie, are you gonna plug it in or what?
Stardust:*reaches for a bottle of Mountain Dew* Lemme finish my Sugar Syrup.*downs some Mountain Dew*
Dr.Orion:*groans and leaves to plug in the movie*
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Yugi:HURRY UP, DOCTOR!PUT IT IN!!!*kicks Orion*
Dr.Orion: _O Ouch!*swats at Yugi*
Yugi:*yelps* YAMI KILL HIM!!
Yami:Hey! Hands off!*throws 'random' porno magazine at Orion*
Dr.Orion:Ooooh!*reaches for it*
Magazine:Hark!I am a PLAYGIRL!!
Dr.Orion:AAAAAAAAAH!!!!GAY PORN!!!*seizure*
Yami:*luaghs to self* Thank you for lending me your gay porn, Yugi.
Yugi:No problem, koibito. ^_^
Movie:*turns on* ^_^ cshhhhhhhhhhhhht!....Bah bah bah bah bahdah dah dah dah dah dah dah DAAAAAH!!*WB tune*
All not in a bad mood:HOORAY!
Kaiba:*snorts, was asleep* what? Are we under attack?*looks up at TV*...Oh, movie....*sleep*
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Later
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Yami:*scoffs loudly enough to get attention* People don't fly on brooms. This is nonsence!!*throws things*
Yugi:I like it, Yami. Malfoy's hot.
All:*disgusted noise*
Yami:Please stop being a queer, Yugi.
Yugi:I love you, Yami!!^_^
Yami:Mmmmn...*rubs temples*
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Later again
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Jou:*sigh* I wish *I* could find a huge, three-headed dog. Then it could eat me and put me out of my misery.
Mokuba:Wuff wuff!!!AWOOOooooo....
Yami:SHUT UP MOKUBA!!!*yep, throws things.*
Yugi:Hry, Koibito, when Stardust lets us go and junk, can we get a dog?
Yami:_NO!!_
Yugi: OO....oh...kay...*backs up alittle*
Yami: I hate my life...I hate it...*starts smacking head on the wall*
Yugi:....Koibito?
Yami:*smacks harder*
Yugi:Why are you doing that, Koibito? Do you wanna have hot kinky sex, is that it?*eager*
Yami:*smack haaaaarder*
Yugi:....Uhhh....Koibito...
Yami:*WHACK, as hard as possible, has knocked self out* X_X
Yugi:....Shoot, I wanted to have hot kinky sex.
Kaiba:Is that soldier allright?
Dione:Yeah, Kaiba, he just knocked himself unconsious.*shrug, like this is no big deal*
Ryou:Maybe someone should call for the doctor.....
Yugi:I'M A DOCTOR!!*donns kinky nurse outfit and runs into Yami's cell* ^_^ Okay, let's see..*starts looking at KO'ed Yami* Yup, he's out like a pinapple.
All: --;
Yugi:I SHALL AWAKEN HIM!!!*gives KO'ed Yami a schaltzy kiss*
All:*expect Yami to wake up*
Yami: xX
All:shoot...
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Later again again
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Movie:*rolls ending credits*
Yugi:*terrible british accent* I want tah go to Grand Olde London, Old chap!!
Dione:*sips some tea, girly British accent* Won't you sit down, dear Yugi, and have some ginger tea?
Yugi: =D Why, I'd love to, Milady!!*plop*
Dione:*sets a cup infront of Yugi, pours tea in it* One lump, or two, dahling?
Yugi:*peaks into the bathroom*...I think it was five, Milady.
Dione:*covers mouth, blushes* Oh, my! No no no Yugi.How many SUGAR lumps?
Yugi:.............*realizes this, registers in his brain, and...* OO;; OOOOH! Eleven, if you please, Milday. Thankee.
Dione:^-^ Very well.One...*plop*Two...*plop*Three...*plop*Four....*plop*Five....*plop* Six...*plop*Seven....*plop*......Oh dear, I'm afriad there's no more.
Yugi: Aaaah, bloody 'ell.*British pout*
Dione:*covers mouth and blushes again*
Yugi:...Oh, right...ahem..Sorry, Milady, can't very well keep a good tongue!Haw haw haw....Well, then, Milady, I guess seven lumps o' sugar will tide me over!*sips tea, cringes* Aye, Milady, what kind o' tea is this 'ere?*points to his frilly cup*
Dione:Why, it comes from the nice young man's soup bowl in that room there.*points to the bathroom*
Yugi:....I though' I smelt somethin' funny....*goes to puke*
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Nighttime, lights went out three hours ago
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Yami:*groans and wakes up, rubs very sore head* Ooooow....Well, that was brilliant...
Yugi:zzzzzz.....zzzzzzzz.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....z.....z......z.z.z.z.*giggles, is actually saying 'zee'*
Yami: --;;;;
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We'll be playing Harry Potter, since British people rule.
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Evening
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Yami:I don't want to watch a movie. *glares at Yugi.*
Yugi:I LOVE YOU YAAAMI!!!!*jumping on his bed*
Yami:I hate you Yugi. I hate you so much that it hurts.
Ryou:Anyone have a.....yes, I'm asking....Anyone have.....Bakura, hush...Anyone have--BAKURA, PLEASE!SHUT YO' BLOODY CAKE 'OLE!(A/N:Mokery of the dub. BRITISH PPL RAWK!!)....Anyone have a quarter?
Jou:.....*sobs* MUST YOU REMIND ME THAT I'M POOR?!?
Yugi:I love you, Ryou.
Bakura:*twitch twitch* SILENCE MORTAL!!!GIVE ME YOUR CHANGE!!
Yami:If I had a quarter, I'd trade it with Duke for a ciggerette.
Duke:I AM A FROG!RIBBIT!! WATCH MY FROGNESS!!*hops around the many doobie butts*
Dione:What movie are we watching?
All able to respond:HAIRY POOTER!!
Dione: oO;; Porn?
Yugi:Harry Potter.
Dione:Oh....
(Note: If you can't get this joke, then you're too young to read this story. ^_~)
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Stardust's Office
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Stardust:Duck,luck, muck, f*ck...OO*covers mouth, crosses self*
Dr.Orion:*enters*What are you doing?
Stardust:Writing a poem.
Dr.Orion:Oooh! Read it to me!! =D
Stardust:Okay.'ahem'
There once was a duck
He ran out of luck
He fell in the muck
And he said "Fuck!!"
Stardust:OO *covers mouth, crosses self*
Dr.Orion:Since when were you Catholic?
Stardust:....I dunno....Didja like my poem?
Dr.Orion:Are you hyper?
Stardust:Yep.
Dr.Orion:I see...It's time for the movie, are you gonna plug it in or what?
Stardust:*reaches for a bottle of Mountain Dew* Lemme finish my Sugar Syrup.*downs some Mountain Dew*
Dr.Orion:*groans and leaves to plug in the movie*
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Yugi:HURRY UP, DOCTOR!PUT IT IN!!!*kicks Orion*
Dr.Orion: _O Ouch!*swats at Yugi*
Yugi:*yelps* YAMI KILL HIM!!
Yami:Hey! Hands off!*throws 'random' porno magazine at Orion*
Dr.Orion:Ooooh!*reaches for it*
Magazine:Hark!I am a PLAYGIRL!!
Dr.Orion:AAAAAAAAAH!!!!GAY PORN!!!*seizure*
Yami:*luaghs to self* Thank you for lending me your gay porn, Yugi.
Yugi:No problem, koibito. ^_^
Movie:*turns on* ^_^ cshhhhhhhhhhhhht!....Bah bah bah bah bahdah dah dah dah dah dah dah DAAAAAH!!*WB tune*
All not in a bad mood:HOORAY!
Kaiba:*snorts, was asleep* what? Are we under attack?*looks up at TV*...Oh, movie....*sleep*
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Later
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Yami:*scoffs loudly enough to get attention* People don't fly on brooms. This is nonsence!!*throws things*
Yugi:I like it, Yami. Malfoy's hot.
All:*disgusted noise*
Yami:Please stop being a queer, Yugi.
Yugi:I love you, Yami!!^_^
Yami:Mmmmn...*rubs temples*
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Later again
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Jou:*sigh* I wish *I* could find a huge, three-headed dog. Then it could eat me and put me out of my misery.
Mokuba:Wuff wuff!!!AWOOOooooo....
Yami:SHUT UP MOKUBA!!!*yep, throws things.*
Yugi:Hry, Koibito, when Stardust lets us go and junk, can we get a dog?
Yami:_NO!!_
Yugi: OO....oh...kay...*backs up alittle*
Yami: I hate my life...I hate it...*starts smacking head on the wall*
Yugi:....Koibito?
Yami:*smacks harder*
Yugi:Why are you doing that, Koibito? Do you wanna have hot kinky sex, is that it?*eager*
Yami:*smack haaaaarder*
Yugi:....Uhhh....Koibito...
Yami:*WHACK, as hard as possible, has knocked self out* X_X
Yugi:....Shoot, I wanted to have hot kinky sex.
Kaiba:Is that soldier allright?
Dione:Yeah, Kaiba, he just knocked himself unconsious.*shrug, like this is no big deal*
Ryou:Maybe someone should call for the doctor.....
Yugi:I'M A DOCTOR!!*donns kinky nurse outfit and runs into Yami's cell* ^_^ Okay, let's see..*starts looking at KO'ed Yami* Yup, he's out like a pinapple.
All: --;
Yugi:I SHALL AWAKEN HIM!!!*gives KO'ed Yami a schaltzy kiss*
All:*expect Yami to wake up*
Yami: xX
All:shoot...
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Later again again
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Movie:*rolls ending credits*
Yugi:*terrible british accent* I want tah go to Grand Olde London, Old chap!!
Dione:*sips some tea, girly British accent* Won't you sit down, dear Yugi, and have some ginger tea?
Yugi: =D Why, I'd love to, Milady!!*plop*
Dione:*sets a cup infront of Yugi, pours tea in it* One lump, or two, dahling?
Yugi:*peaks into the bathroom*...I think it was five, Milady.
Dione:*covers mouth, blushes* Oh, my! No no no Yugi.How many SUGAR lumps?
Yugi:.............*realizes this, registers in his brain, and...* OO;; OOOOH! Eleven, if you please, Milday. Thankee.
Dione:^-^ Very well.One...*plop*Two...*plop*Three...*plop*Four....*plop*Five....*plop* Six...*plop*Seven....*plop*......Oh dear, I'm afriad there's no more.
Yugi: Aaaah, bloody 'ell.*British pout*
Dione:*covers mouth and blushes again*
Yugi:...Oh, right...ahem..Sorry, Milady, can't very well keep a good tongue!Haw haw haw....Well, then, Milady, I guess seven lumps o' sugar will tide me over!*sips tea, cringes* Aye, Milady, what kind o' tea is this 'ere?*points to his frilly cup*
Dione:Why, it comes from the nice young man's soup bowl in that room there.*points to the bathroom*
Yugi:....I though' I smelt somethin' funny....*goes to puke*
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Nighttime, lights went out three hours ago
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Yami:*groans and wakes up, rubs very sore head* Ooooow....Well, that was brilliant...
Yugi:zzzzzz.....zzzzzzzz.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....z.....z......z.z.z.z.*giggles, is actually saying 'zee'*
Yami: --;;;;
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