Another HP one-shot based off of this post. dick-jenga. / post/ 87520950402/ a-muggleborn-student-gets-called-a-mudblood-so

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Sarah scowled as one of the older students in the group she walked past yelled out "Hey mudblood!"

She kept walking, trying to ignore them, but after only two steps, she had an idea. And idea that she knew she'd probably regret, but it could be worth it, turning on her heel, she looked back at the group of slytherins in the doorways and glanced through at the still-crowded tabled of the great hall. Taking a deep breath, she walked straight up to the boy who had inslted her.

Before they could react, she licked her hand and wiped it across the older boy's face. "You got mud on yo' face, you big disgrace! Somebody better put you back into your place!"

The boy just looked shocked, and slightly horrified as his friends either scowled or tried not to chuckle. Sarah gulped.

Then a first-year muggleborn gryffindor near where they were stood up. Then he stomped, following with the other foot. Then he clapped. And he continued, most of the hall staring at him. Stomp, stomp, clap, stomp, stomp, clap. Sarah turned as a fourth year hufflepuff stood up.

"We will, we will rock you!" the girl said before adding to the first year's stomping and clapping. Several other students joined in on the steady rhythm until one picked up the song again, this one a sixth year ravenclaw.

"Buddy you're a boy, make a big noise, playin' in the street, gonna' be a big man someday. You got mud on yo' face, you big disgrace, kickin' your can all over the place, singin'" he began with enthusiasm. Several others came in on the chorus. "We will, we will rock you." Lots of people pointed at the offending slytherin at the 'you.' "We will, we will rock you!" Sarah was too shocked to really react.

Only one girl next to the ravenclaw was brave enough to keep singing with him through the next verse. "Buddy you're a young man, hard man, shoutin' in the street, gonna' take on the world some day! You got blood on your face, you big disgrace, wavin' your banner all over the place."

Many more joined in for the chorus this time. "We will, we will rock you!"

"Sing it!" Sarah yelled shyly.

"We will, we will rock you!" The stomping and clapping was really loud at this point, even some of the magical-raised studentw having caught on to that.

There were at least ten students, including a smiling Sarah singing the verse this time, the slytherin who started it all completely forgotten until the least line, when everybody pointed to him. "Buddy you're an old man, poor man, pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day, you got mud on your face! Big disgrace! Somebody better put you back into your place!"

"We will, we will, rock you! We will, we will rock you! We will, we will rock you! We will, we will rock you!"

Sarah descended into giggles at the looks on all the purebloods' faces. They were so incredibly confused. She sat down on the nearest bench, head in her hands as she shook from laughter.

"That was the best comeback I have ever heard!" A boy said from next to her.

Someone behind her replied with, "Yeah, but what even was that? How did you get everyone else to do that?"

Sarah couldn't answer. She was laughing too hard. She hadn't grinned this much in over a year!

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-MP