Loonatics on Ice

The first thing viewers can see is the city planet of Acmetropolis, dark blue with a sickly dark green color due to the meteor incident. Today was the hottest day in Acmetropolis and people were trying various ways to cool off, until a giant iceberg appeared and moved itself into the heart of the city, freezing people and vehicles everywhere, and frost covering the buildings. In the tallest tower where a green globe stood at the top, known as the Loonatics Tower and home to the famous superhero anthros, Tech was munching on pizza when he realized that the pizza was frozen.

Tech: Brrr. Now that is cold. (takes a bite) Where'd you get it? Iceland?

Rev: Actually no. I just picked it up from a pizza joint downtown, which I must say is abnormally cold for this time of year, but if you really like the pizza they have last time I could go back and get some and be back at 4.2 seconds, but of course it's just an estimation because you'll never know about traffic.

Tech shoved the frozen pizza in Rev's mouth, so that he could shut him up.

Tech: That was one of those questions that didn't require an answer.

He looked over at Ace, who was meditating.

Tech: Hey Ace?

Ace: On it, Tech.

He used his laser vision to melt the ice covering the pizza, making it crispy hot.

Tech: Extra crispy. Pizza, Duck?

The black mallard was looking himself in the mirror with a bed sheet as a cape.

Duck: Are you kidding? I've already had my protein shake. It's vitally important to maintain a superhero physique because you can't be flabby when you're...the Duckinator!

Ace: Yesterday you were calling yourself Super Duper Duck.

Duck: Yeah, well it wasn't quite rolling off at the time. Besides, I need a name that will fit on the costume.

Ace: How about...Duck?

Duck: (sarcastically) Very funny.

Rosie: Hey Tech, can I have some pizza? I am feeling a little hungry.

Tech: Be my guest, Rosie.

The doors opened and Lexi danced her way into the room, with headphones in her ears and moving to the rhythm. She took the headphones off when she saw Tech and Rosie eating pizza.

Lexi: Tech, did you order more than one pie?

Tech: No, why?

Lexi: Cause Slam is in the house.

The door opened again, and there stood Slam, half frozen. Tech, Duck, Rosie, Lexi, and Rev looked at in bewildered. A familiar beeping sound was heard and Zadavia's hologram appeared.

Zadavia: Loonatics, we have a problem.

Ace: You got that right, Zadavia. I'd say we have a serious problem.

Ace rubbed some ice off the window to look outside. The city of Acmetropolis was freezing up.

The show's opening theme starts at that point.

Zadavia: In the year 2772, a meteor strikes the city planet of Acmetropolis, knocking it off its axis. This cosmic event releases supernatural forces unleashing a new type of hero...the Loonatics!

Ace Bunny - Optical Enhancement, Laser Vision, and Guardian Strike Sword, Ancestor: Bugs Bunny

Lexi Bunny - Sonic Hearing and Brain Blast, Ancestor: Lola Bunny

Danger Duck - Power Orb Randomizer and Quantum Quack, Ancestor: Daffy Duck

Slam Tazmanian - Superhuman Strength, Tornado Maximizer, and Thunder Mode, Ancestor: Tazmanian Devil

Tech E. Coyote - Magnetism Activated, Molecular Regeneration, and Superhuman Intelligence, Ancestor: Wile E. Coyote

Rev Runner - Flight, Sonic Speed, and Global Positioning, Ancestor: Roadrunner

Rosie Jaguar - Thunder Claw, Enhanced Roar, and Super Feline Agility, Ancestor: Jada Jaguar

LOONATICS UNLEASED!

The Loonatics all took a seat around Zadavia's hologram.

Ace: So what's up Zadavia? Cause it's certainly not the temperature.

A picture appeared in a giant screen next to them. It was a giant ice block.

Zadavia: So far, nobody can tell where this iceberg came from. I don't have to tell you what will happen if the temperature keeps dropping.

Duck: I knew it, we're gonna loose cable again!

Rosie: Duck, this is not the time to worry about cable. There's a giant block of ice in the city and its freezing out there.

Lexi: Oh great, those winter sweaters make me look chubbo.

Zadavia: When the meteor hit, your superpowers were the only after effect, this iceberg could be related.

Ace: I think we can handle one iceberg.

Zadavia: Acmetropolis is counting on you to take care of this. Zadavia out.

Her hologram disappeared.

Lexi: When she goes out, where does she go? The movies?

Rosie: Who knows?

Ace: Tech, we'll need some toys to melt this ice cube.

Tech: Excuse me chief, they're not toys. They're precision handcrafted alloid instruments.

Ace: We'll take those too, but first, the toys!

Moments later, the group was holding Tech's invention in their hands, looking at them confused.

Tech: The retrofire master blaster. Hold it in the palm of your hand. Squeeze twice and…

Rev did as instructed and it transformed into a huge gun. But when Slam tried, he accidently dropped the gadget. He fumbled with it until he accidentally stepped on it and activated the blaster, sending him flying around the room.

Tech: Uncurl your toes, uncurl your toes!

Slam did as he was told and the blaster shrunk back, letting Slam hit the wall.

Lexi: You gotta love the toys!

Ace: Time to crush some ice. Let's jet!

YELLOW TRIANGLE

The Loonatics flew out of HQ with the use of their jet packs, except for Rev, who can fly.

Rev: Would you look at that thing, it's gotta be the biggest iceberg I've ever seen! I've seen some doozies, do you think we should put some more juice in the blasters? Not that I have expertise or anything but that is one giant-

Ace: Rev, watch where you're talking!

Rev pulled up just before he was inches away from hitting the iceberg.

Rosie: Pay attention next time, Rev!

Tech: Ok, what wise guy moved Mt. Everest?

Ace: Alright, snow cones for everyone. Set blasters on thaw!

Everyone took their blasters out and shot the iceberg, trying to melt it. But the iceberg didn't thaw or melt.

Ace: Ugh, no dice. Alright, cease fire! Cease fire!

Everyone stopped shooting and their guns changed back into tiny gadgets. Tech seemed disappointed that his invention didn't work.

Tech: My retrofire master blasters does not work!

Ace: No worries Tech, there's always plan B.

Everyone landed to the ground, where Ace told Slam to melt the ice. Slam spun around the iceberg with fire that seemed to be coming from who knows where from him.

Ace: Whoo! What did this guy have for breakfast?

The iceberg was starting to melt and people that were frozen were now unfrozen. Duck however was jealous of Slam and tried "quacking" his way into the ice which was now melting into water and Duck fell out. The temperate changed to 78 degrees.

Ace: Good guys one, Mother Nature nothing.

Slam panted in agreement. But then, Lexi's hears pricked up.

Lexi: Hold on Ace, Mother Nature might be done, but I'm picking something up.

Duck: Perhaps a high pitched dog whistle?

Rosie: Uh, I don't think so, Duck.

The ice began to crack and the heroes ran out of the way just as the ice broke and water splashed everywhere. When the ice cleared, there stood a Viking Ship. The Loonatics gasped as they stared at the ship. The ship's doors opened as giant gray Viking robots jumped out and landed in front of the Loonatics. Each Viking held mallets and swords.

Ace: Boy, are you guys lost.

A taller light blue and white Viking with red eyes jumped out in front of them. He was Gunnar, leader of the Ice Vikings.

Ace: What's up doc?

Gunnar: I am Gunnar…

Ace: Gonna what? Go to a Viking convention at the civic center?

Gunnar: No, we are here to take over your world.

Ace: You know, you frosted flakes might as well go back to where you came from, cause this is a 'no invasion zone'.

Gunnar: We will conquer your world by any means necessary.

Ace: No, you won't.

Gunnar: Yes, we will.

Ace: No, you won't.

Gunnar: Yes, we will.

Ace: Yes, you will.

Gunnar: No, we won't conquer your world!

Ace: Have it your way.

Gunnar: (frustrated growl) I will enjoy crushing you, rabbit!

Then he swung his sword down on Ace, but he was able to dodge out of the way in time.

Ace: Oh yeah, like dat's ever gonna happen.

He pulled out his new sword that Zadavia had given him and he fought with Gunnar. During the fight, Ace landed in front of his teammates.

Ace: I can keep this up all day.

Gunnar: Taste my cold steel! (laughs) Time to chill out, bunny!

He twisted the handle of his sword and glowed light blue, then shot a blast of ice at Ace.

Ace: I don't think so!

Ace used his laser blast to hold back the icy blast. It was a short battle between fire and ice, until the other Vikings joined their leader when he called out to them.

Gunnar: Hammers of frost!

They slammed their mallets to the ground and turned the ground to ice. Ace slipped on the ice and fell backwards. Luckily, the rest of the team was there to catch him.

Tech: Their weapons seem to be charged by a subzero hypothermal liquid solidification energy that when fired can freeze-

Ace: Yeah, I figured that part out.

The Vikings surrounded the seven anthros and blasted them, covering them completely in a block of ice.

Gunnar: Let's put this city on ice!

Gunnar laughed wickedly as he and his Viking friends ran off to freeze the rest of the city, leaving the Loonatics frozen in their own iceberg.

Commercial break starts at this point.

While the city was being put on ice, Duck "quacked" himself out of the iceberg, shivering.

Duck: Ok, I'm out! I'm out and I'm safe, which is of number one importance. No need to worry about me I'm-

He looked back to see his teammates were still inside the iceberg. He knocked on the iceberg briefly.

Duck: Hello? You still in there? Don't worry, I'll try to get you out. I just don't know how.

But the iceberg shook violently as Slam created a tornado to break the iceberg and free his friends, and sending Duck flying. Once free, the group rubbed their hands on their arms to stay warm.

Ace: N-N-Nice work there, Slam.

Rosie: Thanks for busting us out of there.

Slam responded with a smile and some grunts.

Duck: I would've busted you out myself if you just give me time to think.

Ace: We had second, not hours Duck. (walks away)

Duck: (mutters) I liked you better as a snow bunny.

The Loonatics looked around. The streets and buildings were frozen.

Ace: I love what dey done with da place.

Lexi: Snow drifts are very trendy this year.

Then they heard a beeping sound.

Ace: Sounds like Zadavia.

At the communications terminal machine, Lexi pushed a button and Zadavia's holographic face appeared.

Zadavia: I guess you know by now that these are no ordinary Vikings.

Ace: Yeah, they don't even sound Scandinavian.

Zadavia: I believe the iceberg slipped through one of the interdimensional portals that opened up after the meteor hit. These mutant techno Vikings must have been frozen inside during an ice storm in their own dimension. But now that they're here in Acmetropolis and have been released-

Ace: They can freeze and paralyze the world so it's easy for them to take over!

Zadavia: Precisely. But right now, you have bigger problems…

Before she could finish, something blue hit the spot where they stood and it destroyed their communication with Zadavia. The Loonatics lay on the ground when Ace and Duck sat up.

Duck: I didn't get the last part, what are the bigger problems?

Rosie: Maybe that would be a bigger problem!

Everyone looked to where Rosie pointed. The Viking ship appeared and it was shooting ice balls. An ice fireball came at the anthros, but they got out of the way in time. The Dragon shaped head was shooting more ice balls at other parts of the city.

Lexi: If their trail leads to the city, what are they doing back on their boat?

Ace: Maybe they didn't want to miss the dinner show. Gunnar on ice! Let's jet!

Ace moved forward, but Duck went up first.

Duck: Right! Ready team? 1... 2... 3!

But the jetpack only coughed smoke. Nothing happened.

Ace: The ice must've short circuited our jetpacks. No worries. Tech, got a backup plan?

Tech: Glad you asked.

He took out a remote and seven motorcycles came toward them. Ace got on one motorcycle and put a helmet on his head.

Ace: Let's show these Vikings how to fly!

As he sped away, the rest of the team got on their motorcycles, put on their helmets, and took after Ace. The motorcycles transformed as they took to the sky.

The Vikings saw them and the Dragon face started shooting ice at them. Duck was almost hit when Rosie used her Thunder Claw to destroy the ice balls. Duck pulled over to her side, giving her a salute.

Duck: Daredevil Duck thanks you. (drives away)

Rosie: Your welcome, but please pick a name already!

Slam punched at the ice balls while Lexi flew at Ace's side.

Lexi: How long are we gonna let them use us for target practice?

Ace: Until they run out of spit rods, which is right about...now!

As he said this, the Dragon head stopped shooting.

Ace: Let the fun begin!

Lexi: (gives salute) Aye, aye skipper.

Ace: Loonatics unite!

They all flew to one direction and out of the Vikings' line of sight. While behind a blanket of fog, the motorcycles connected and began to transform into a boat. Ace, Lexi, and Rev were up front, Slam was behind them, and Tech was at the driver's seat with Duck and Rosie seated behind him.

Ace: Tech, you've outdone yourself!

Tech: You can say it, I'm a genius.

Rosie: You're a super genius.

Ace: Launch the torpedo!

The torpedo was launched and it headed straight for the ship.

Duck: So long, Ice Geeks!

But surprisingly, the ship rose up, letting the torpedo pass. Slam grunted in surprise.

Ace: Yeah Slam, didn't see that one coming. Flying Vikings?

Tech: They won't be flying for long.

Wings slid out from the side of the ship and the anthros were in the air. They flew over the Viking ship and Ace told Tech to take it out. But the launch mechanism was frozen, so Slam grabbed the explosives and dropped them over the Viking ship.

The bombs exploded when they were dropped onto the Viking ship. The ship fell back onto the water's surface with a big splash. The Loonatics got on the Viking ship to see if there were any Vikings left.

Ace: With their ship down, do you think da big freeze is over Tech?

Tech: All their power seems to be coming from the horns on these helmets.

Ace: Anyone else on board, Rev?

Rev checked every inch of the boat, but he came back in a jiffy, shaking his head.

Lexi: So where did they all go?

Ace: First we see 'em, now we don't. This game of battleship was all a distraction. Hey Rev, can you get me a reading from them nut jobs?

Rev's eyes glowed and a hologram was displayed from the triangle on his chest.

Rosie: They're heading for the planetary power grid.

Ace: That must've been what Zadavia was trying to tell us.

Rosie: But why would the Vikings go there?

Tech: Not to alarm anybody, but if they freeze the city's power core-

Lexi: Then the whole planet will have one bad case of frostbite.

Meanwhile, Gunnar and the Ice Vikings made it to the Acmetropolis Power Grid. Gunnar blasted the doors open and found the power core.

Gunnar: Let the ice age begin!

Commercial break at this point.

The Ice Vikings nearly froze the entire power core when the Loonatics arrived.

Ace: What's up, Horn heads?

Gunnar: Freeze them!

The Vikings and the Loonatics charged. The fight was on. During the fight, Ace and Tech had their backs to each other.

Ace: Listen Tech, we gotta turn the tables! We gotta make things hot!

Tech: I'll reprogram them! Just keep them busy!

They jumped out of the way as the Vikings weapons came down on them. A Viking head with orange horns came off and Tech grabbed it so he could reprogram it.

The fight continued on as Slam went into combat with Gunnar, who easily won his little fight with Slam. Ace laser blasted some Vikings, when he was confronted by Gunnar.

Gunnar: I've had enough of you, bunny!

But Ace came up with a plan. He dodged Gunnar's sword and he flew back towards a wall, jumped off the wall, then kicked Gunnar right on the power core.

Unfortunately, poor Tech got hurt as the other Vikings were destroyed by the red beams that bounced off the helmet Tech was holding. The beams unfroze each power core and the cores all powered up again.

Ace: We did it! It worked!

Lexi: The energy from the Vikings has recharged the power core!

Duck: (looks around) Aw Tech, I was just about to let him have it.

Tech: (weakly) Talk about taking one for the team.

His voice came from under the Viking helmet. Duck lifted the helmet and he and Rosie could see Tech as a pile of ashes.

Duck: Tech?

Rosie: Are you ok?

Poor Tech could only respond with a groan.

Back at HQ, Ace was meditating again, Duck was still figuring out a name, Lexi was lounging in a chair, and Tech was cutting up slices pf pizza with his new invention. He gave one slice to Rosie, who sat next to him, and took a bite out of a slice of pizza for himself.

But the smell of pizza went into the air vent and got Slam's attention. The room shook as Slam could be heard thundering his way towards them.

Rosie: Um Tech?

The door burst open and Slam tornadoed his way towards Tech and Rosie, wanting to eat pizza. But Tech had his new invention clam Slam's mouth shut.

Tech: Ah-uh-uh, Slam. Now, what did you wanna say, Rosie?

Rosie: Eh, never mind.

Then, Zadavia's hologram appeared.

Zadavia: Loonatics, I just had to personally say to each and every one of you, job well done. The ice age is averted; the mutant techno Vikings destroyed and Acmetropolis is safe. Thanks to you Ace, Rev, Rosie, Lexi, Slam, Tech. Good work team, Zadavia Out.

But she forgot one member, Duck.

Duck: How could she forget me? I was standing right here!

Rosie: Don't worry, Duck. You were fantastic.

Ace: Oh yeah, heroic.

Although Rosie was being friendly, Ace was being sarcastic. Duck pushed the button and Zadavia appeared again.

Zadavia: Yes?

Duck: Hello, Ms. Zadavia? Duck here. I was wondering, did you forget something?

Zadavia: Yes, I suppose I did. No more memos about changing your name. Danger Duck is simple and easy to remember. Request denied.

Her hologram disappeared. Duck was crestfallen. Ace put a hand on his shoulder.

Ace: Well, at least it's better than what she used to call you.

Duck: Fine. Danger Duck, I can live with that.

Ace: Good, cause we like it too

CAST OF CHARACTERS:

Charlie Schlatter - Ace Bunny

Jessica DiCicco - Lexi Bunny

Jason Marsden - Danger Duck

Kevin Michael Richardson - Tech E. Coyote/Slam Tasmanian

Rob Paulsen - Rev Runner

Tara Strong - Rosie Jaguar

Tom Kenny - Gunnar the Conqueror