Butters is still Marjorine in this chapter.

Chapter 3: Coffee

The blond besides her nodded.

"I think Tweek might be working now, you can say hi."

Sam had to blink at that, "...his name is Tweek?"

Marjorine nodded. "He's...uh...he can get, nervous, so...erm..."

Sam nodded and opened the door, gesturing the blond to go inside. Marjorine smiled and walked inside. Once she was inside, Sam followed, letting the door close behind her.

"-A GO FUCKER?!"

Silence.

"YOU FLIPPED ME OFF!"

"No I didn't."

"YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN!"

Marjorine chuckled nervously, "I guess you'll be meeting Craig too..."

Sam nodded dumbly, staring at the trio before her. A blond boy behind the counter, a boy with a blue hat with a yellow pompom, and some older dude who seemed to be going bald.

"I demand this boy be kicked out! WHERE'S THE MANAGER?!" The man yelled. Upon closer look, you could see he had a few droplets of coffee running down his face, and his clean white shirt was stained with the liquid as well.

The boy with black hair shrugged, "The owner's son is here."

"GAAHHHH"

Sam winced and rubbed her ear. 'That must be Tweek...so is the other dude Craig?'

"I-gaahh-I can't kick out C-Craig, he'll kill me!" The blond shook. "It's way too much pressure, I I can't do it-"

"THEN I DEMAND A FREE COFFEE!"

"I-I can't do THA-AAAHHH"

The man lunged forwards, only to be stopped by Craig. The boy took a sip of coffee from the mug on the table. He then pushed it towards the blond, "Here babe."

Tweek took the mug and backed away, setting the mug aside and going to the other side of the counter.

Seeing Craig was busy handling whatever just happened, Marjorine pulled Sam towards Tweek.

"Hiya Tweek!" She beamed. Tweek jumped and returned the smile.

"H-hi Marjorine," he said, "uh, who's?"

He pointed to Sam who gave him a smile and responded, "Samantha Marsh. Call me Sam."

"H-Hi Sam. Do you, gah, want anything?"

"We'll take coffee. Cream and sugar for me. How about you Sam?"

"Hmmm...black for me."

Marjorine stared at the girl as Tweek moved away to prepare the two orders. Sam noticed her stare.

"What?"

"You like coffee black?"

"I...have my momentarily goth phases, okay? It's like a part of me that comes out at random times."

Marjorine nodded, "I went through a vampire phase."

Sam snorted and Marjorine blushed.

"Hi Marjorine. New girl."

The two jumped and saw Craig had come over. The man from earlier was gone, though Marjorine noticed the very red stain on his gloves. Noting where her gaze was, Sam lifted an eyebrow and pointed towards it.

Craig looked down, "He wouldn't leave."

That was all he said. The two girls before him gave him looks of disbelief.

Marjorine coughed and gestured to Sam, "This is Sam. She just moved in."

Sam lifted a hand in a silent greeting. Craig nodded and turned his attention to the returning blond. Marjorine beamed as Tweak set the two orders of coffee on the table and rang them up. Slapping a ten dollar bill on the counter, Marjorine said, "Thanks Tweak, keep the change!"

Sam took her cup of coffee and took a sip. She looked at the bubbly blond as she bartered with the twitchy blond over the change for the coffee. She sighed and looked at the taller boy next to her. He shot her a look and lifted a single finger. Sam felt her eye twitch at the middle finger pointed at her as Craig said: "Welcome to South Park Sammy."

Kura: ^o^

Stan: Why...

Kura: Also, Guest, I love the idea about Craig getting into a fight with some random guy, I'm just gonna call him Bob, at the coffee shop. But I want that to make it's own story, so I put a little snippet of it here. Also, Creek has joined! WHOO!