The Marsh Girl

Kura: First South Park fic. And of ccourse, it's genderbent. Stan. Fem! Stan. Or Sam as I like to call her (nickname being Star). AU. They're teens. Multiple pairings. They're sophomores. They live right next to each other. OOCness. And a lot more stuff.

Sakura: It's been a while since we've seen SP. But...enjoy.

Chapter 1- The Marsh' move to South Park

"...and lastly, Jews killed Jesus." Eric Cartman said, finishing off a list of reasons as to why Kyle sucked ass. His words.

Kenny looked at Kyle, who was on the verge of killing, or at least looking like he was going to, Cartman.

"Oh! I almost forgot-"

Kenny tapped their arms.

"WHAT?!" Cartman snapped until he saw it.

A moving van followed by a red car.

A man with black hair and a mustache walked out of the car after parking. He was followed by a woman with brown hair. The back door opened and a brunette girl stepped out and glared at them, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT TURDS?!"

"SHELLY!" The woman snapped. Another girl stepped out, her raven hair falling to her waist. She looked bored as she lent on the car and closed her eyes.

"I'm going to say hi!" Kenny said just as Mrs. Cartman stepped out. Sheila was with her, having come earlier to ask if she could pick up Ike after school tomorrow due to her having to work late and Gerald being away for the week.

"Oh," Sheila said, "they finally sold that house."

Cartman shrugged, not really giving a damn.

Until...

"Let's go say hi Poopsie!"

Cartman groaned as Kyle and Kenny laughed.

"Come along Bubbala.*" Sheila said.

Now Cartman was laughing with Kenny.

But they stopped when the women dragged them over.

"Hello! Welcome to South Park, I'm Sheila Broflovski. This is my son Kyle. And my other son, Ike, is in school."

"Again?" Kyle asked, "How'd he get in trouble this time?"

"Fresh painted seats." Sheila said turning back to the newest resident, "This is my friend, Liane. And her son Eric, and the boys' friend Kenny."

The woman smiled as she held her elder daughter back. "I'm Sharon Marsh, this is Randy, my husband, and our daughters, Shelly and Sam-SAMANTHA!"

They turned to the ravenette, who was snoring softly away. The boys snickered as she grumbled and woke up.

"What?" She moaned as she stretched and rubbed her neck, "And it's Sam. Not Samantha."

"Samantha Rachel Marsh, you will stay awake while we meet our neighbors." Sharon scolded, "You can sleep later."

Sam opened up cerulean eyes. Sighing, she pushed herself off the car.

"Kyle, say hi." Sheila muttered to her son.

Kyle almost jumped, but muttered a, "Hi."

Sam smiled slightly, "Hey."

She looked at the other boys and back at their parents. She snuck around their car, picked up a stone, and tossed it at a by passing car.

The driver stuck his head out and flipped her off.

Sam snickered and waved.

She sighed and turned to the boys before entering her new home.

She ran up to her room and plopped onto her unmade bed.

Review.

*Spelling?

And yeah, I'm making Cartman's mom call him a bunch of baby names just for the heck of it and for my odd sense of humor. I admit, this needs work, but it's my first, so...of course there will be mistakes.

Also, I wanna do a Frozen AU for this cartoon. With Style as the main pairing (my SP OTP), question is, should I?

Things will get...weirder? Better? as the story goes on.