Whats going on bros, my names PewDieP- er, Jak. Heres the next chapter. Out of curiosity, has anyone ever made fan art for any of my stories? Probs not, but I'm curious. Anyway, here goes!

I woke up the next morning feeling pretty darn good. I unwrap Louise from around my waist (she clings to me like a frigging monkey) and head out the door. It's 6am and no one is up yet. Perfect. I sneak downstairs and steal some food. I figure I can get Louise some breakfast, she's been pretty nice lately. I head back upstairs. On my way up, I noticed the blond haired girl, Montmorency, crying. It's none of my business, though, so I move on. I walk into Louise's room. She's still asleep. She's actually… Ugh, I feel so stupid saying this, but she's cute when she sleeps. I gently shake her awake. Still sleepy, she grabs me and tries to pull me into her bed. I back away.

"Jonny, why are you so mean to me..?" She says sleepily.

"W-what?" I ask. What is she doing?

"Come here, Jonny, I wanna give you a big kiss…" She says. She purses her lips.

My jaw drops. Suddenly, she shakes her head.

"This isn't a dream?" She mumbles. She shakes her head again, trying to wake herself up.

Louise looks up at me and turns beet red. I'm guessing she just realized what she was doing. Uh oh. Not good for me.

"You evil dog! You pervert! You… You…" She screams.

She raises her tiny fists and starts hitting me. She's got to be the weakest girl ever. She's not even making a dent. Suddenly, she stops for a second. I look up. Maybe she isn't angry anymore..?

She pulls out a horse whip. Oh shit.

She's about to bring the whip crashing down on my head when I get an idea. I lift up the food I stole.

"I brought breakfast…" I whimper.

She lowers the whip and looks down at me. I hand her the food.

"Well done," she says haughtily, "I think I can forgive you for what just happened."

She turns away from me and starts eating.

"But I didn't do anything!" I protest.

"Shut up, dog." She mumbles, taking a bite of the bread.

"Woof." I say sarcastically. She glares at me and takes another bite of her bread.

oOo

While Louise is in her classes, I decide to sneak around the school. I wander pointlessly for about 20 minutes when suddenly I hear sobbing. I follow the noise and I find Montmorency. She's sitting with her knees pulled to her chest, crying. I stop sneaking and go over to her.

"Hey," I say to her.

"Go away." She mumbles. Her eyes are red, and tears drip off her nose.

I sit down next to her. I have nothing better to do.

"Whats wrong?" I ask.

"Guiche was cheating on me. Again!" She sobs.

"So why don't you break up with him?" I ask. These girls are kind of stupid sometimes. Come on, this is a no brainer.

She throws her hands in the air.

"I don't know! I mean, he can be so nice sometimes, and then… he breaks my heart," She says, clearly frustrated.

"If you don't want to break up with him, why don't you cheat on him? Show him how it feels."

She stares at me blankly for a good 15 seconds. Then she smiles evilly at me.

"Thats a great idea," She says evilly, "I'll show him how it feels to be betrayed! Oh, he will taste my wrath. He will beg on his knees for me to take him back, but I'll say no! Ha ha ha!" I swear she's insane.

"But… who should I cheat on him with?" she asks.

I shrug. She thinks for a moment.

"You!" She shouts, pointing at me.

I jump back.

"Me what?"

"He hates you the most, so when he catches me cheating on him with you, he'll be totally pissed!" She states triumphantly.

"Wait, wha-"

She leans in to kiss me. I back away, blushing like an idiot.

"Why the heck are you trying to kiss me?!" I shout.

"Well, duh, I just explained it to you. It's my revenge plan. You gave me the idea." She acts like this is completely normal.

Oh, god. I need to fix this, fast.

"Ok, new plan. Beat his head in with a tire iron. That's how I get revenge."

"Are you insan-"

Crunch crunch crunch.

"What was that?" She asks, "I heard a noise."

Suddenly I hear the noise too. I stop talking and listen.

Crunch crunch crunch.

Cracking plaster. It's the noise of plaster cracking. Holy fucking shit. I know what this is. Holy fucking shit.

Spider splicer.

I stand up and draw my knife. I fire up Telekinesis. Suddenly, a hook flies over my head.

"Get down!" I shout at Montmorency. She complies.

I hear mumbling.

"You need your shots, Timmy! YOU NEED YOUR DAMN SHOTS!"

Another hook flies over me. I catch it with Telekinesis and fling back towards where it came from. I hear cursing, then a thump. I walk forward, and suddenly, I see him. Lying on the ground, trying to yank the hook from his side, is a spider splicer. He wears old doctors clothing and is covered in blood. He wears a mask.

"You bastard, Timmy, take your damn shots!" He spits. He rips the hook from his side. Organs fly everywhere.

He jumps at me, swinging his hooks like mad. I sidestep him, but he manages to catch the edge of my face with his attack. I'm bleeding.

"Don't be naughty, Timmy!" He screams.

I pull out my crossbow and fire, aiming at his chest. It goes right through him, pulling him back and impaling him on the wall. He struggles, tries to pull the bolt out of his chest, and suddenly stops, defeated.

I walk up to him. Weakly, he says:

"Looks like I'm on the wrong end of the needle this time, eh, Timmy?" He grins.

Poor bastard. I drive my knife into his temple. Instant and almost painless death.

Montmorency walks up to me. All colour has drained from her face.

"Is he dead?" She whispers.

"Yeah." I say.

But the real question is, how did he get here?

A cliffhanger :) I'm mean. deal with it.