Disclaimer I do not own Invader Zim.

It was a sunny Friday, no clouds lingered in the sky not even over the skool. Inside though was a different story. Inside the class of Ms Bitters, no one was paying attention to her as she wrote on the black bored about the suns rays killing people. Then again the same could be said about Ms Bitters who was secretly paying attention to the chaos behind her.

Dib threw a very heavy book at Zim who caught it then placed it inside his bag as he would read it later. Zim then tossed what Dib assumed was a marble until it exploded covering him in a sticky substance. Dib found his movement impeded by this unknown deterrent.

"Zim you alien bastard what evil alien technology is this?" demanded Dib.

"How should I, Zim know what that stuff is, All I did was procure it from the underside of the tiny tables" said Zim.

"Wait what! You used chewed gum that's gross your moronic loser" said Dib.

Zim stood up which was when Ms. Bitters turned around because she knew he was about to rant.

"Worm baby Dib, slience says Zim the mighty and I shell...ah forget it" said Zim.

Then to everyone's surprise Zim sat down with a book to read. Everyone was shocked and confused as this was the 10th time this week he had stopped in mid rant not to mention the times he did not rant. All this month Zim had been acting stranger then normal. Dib was pretty sure he was up to something.

"Here worm baby Dib, this will free you" said Zim holding out a canister.

Sara the only girl who liked Dib seeing as she had a crush on him took the canister from Zim. She sprayed the gun which froze and broke away.

Ring! Ring!

The last bell of the day rang telling everyone to go home. Zim picked up his bag then walked out the door without a noticed something that really confused him. Zim was not wearing his PAK. Once Dib was free from the gum he tan to catch Zim. Dib was surprised to find Zim staring into a puddle of water. Zim had a look in his eyes that Dib never thought to see upon his face. It was surrender! Dib ran all the way home and right into Gaz.

"What the bloody hell is your problem fat head!" snarled Gas as she punched him.

"Oof...my head is not that big and something is wrong with Zim" said Dib.

"I should care why?" asked Gaz who was playing her game slave.

"Because he must be planing something big that's why" said Dib.

"Doubt it, he over thinks everything but if he kept it simple he would have conquered the earth the first time" said Gaz.

"No that can't be it, let me think" said Dib.

Gaz rolled her eyes as she walked away.

3 hours later.

Ding! Dong! Ding! Dong!

Dib opened the door to revel Zim and Gir who had a bag.

"Have you come to surrender to my superior skills?" demanded Dib.

"Is little Gaz here I wish to speak to her" said Zim.

"Anything you can say to her you can say to me" said Dib.

"Dib if you don't make yourself scarce, hunting mystery losers you will never do again" said Gaz.

Dib moved to the end of the room.

"What the bloody heel do you want Zim?" asked Gaz.

"Um would you take GIR for me?" asked Zim.

"How long do you plan on being gone?" asked Gaz.

"I don't know, maybe forever, he likes pig and making pancakes" said Zim.

"Ok sure, he's the only one who doesn't bug me" said Gaz.

GIR was clinging to Zim's leg refusing to budge. Zim prayed GIR off him then pushed him inside. GIR tossed himself into a corner. Gaz poked GIR but received no response which only slightly worried her.

"Interesting they are both acting strange, it must be apart of their plan" said Dib.

Gaz punched Dib into the far wall then went to her room.

3 weeks earlier

"So Almighty Tallest I have sent to you important earth information, what do you think of my plan?" asked Zim cheerfully.

"Zim we hate you, your a pathetic excuse of Irken life, earth is to be your grave seeing as it's a planet set in the middle of no fucking where" screamed Red.

"Oh i under stand, as of right now sir there is no possible way we could claim the the earth" said Zim with a wink.

Purple held up Zim's notes then in a quick frenzy tore the papers to shreds. Zim's jaw dropped when Red stomped on them for good measure.

"But why I've been your most loyal subject" stammered Zim.

"Your also way to stupid to take a hint, hello Restaurant world, the place we sent you falls into black hole for 20 years at a time!" shouted Red.

"Oh don't forget smelly!" said Purple.

"You gave me a special SIR bot!" said Zim.

"GIR special!" cheered GIR.

"Nope it's just a defective SIR bot with trash from my waste basket" said Red.

Zim was speechless, he did not know what to say.

"Oh hey don't ever call us again" said Purple.

On the Irken space ship.

"Good now Zim will finally leave us alone, we should have did that a long time ago" said Purple.

"I want this shit cleaned up and destroyed!" shouted Red who tossed more papers around.

A single piece of paper floated under some computers where both those who worked there and the cleaning crew missed.