How You Were Born – Crack!

Lord Voldemort has a question and he thinks the new recruit is the best one to answer it.

This is totally a crack. I was talking to my brother about fanficions and he made this up. Totally weird, but you might get a little laugh.

By the way, I don't own anything except Sev's sister, cause she's based off of me.

"Cindy," Voldemort said.

"Yes Tom?" She replied.

"Have you ever wondered how you were born?" The Dark Lord asked as innocently as he could.

"Sorry luv, but are you trippin'?" Cindy questioned, fearing for her companion's sanity.

"Well..." Voldemort said with an mirthful glint in his eye, "I shall ask your child."

"What? I don't have a kid," the young female Death Eater said.

"But you will soon," The Dark Lord said, barely suppressing a laugh at his friend's confusion and the events about to unfold.

"WHAT? Voldy, our situation isn't that-" Cindy started when her Lord called over another Death Eater.

"Ahh, Lucius," Voldemort said.

"What?! No! Not him, he's all blond and aristocratic!" The female exclaimed, staring at the man in question, deeply unsettled.

"Alright then, Severus," Voldemort called, waving the amused man over as the rest of the Death Eaters stared gapingly at the odd display in front of them.

As Severus arrived in the middle if the large ballroom, his female counter part purred, "Why hello Severus," draping herself on him.

Voldemort grabbed her back, scolding her with, "Bad Cindy! What have we said? Incest is not wincest!" as Lucius caught the dark man that was about doubled over laughing.

"Oh! So she's the newbie you were going to introduce," Bellatrix piped up, suppressing a giggle for her long time friend's antics.

"Yea, Bella, she is, and she's not to be touched by anyone that is male," Voldemort said forcefully, looking right at Barty Crouch Jr. and the Lestrange brothers.

Again this was a crack that we randomly came up with. Lots of love, keep being awesometastic everyone.