I wrote this so soon after the last chapter because I have nothing else to do. I hope you enjoy!^^ Thank you all for you support.

THERE IS NO SET STORY JUST FUN LIL CHAPTERS!

I do not own RWBY, Monty Oum does!

I do not own Three Minutes Of Ecstasy, Ninja Sex Party do!


It was the winter break at Beacon and the majority of students had gone home to visit their families, while others had decided to stay on school grounds. Jaune and Pyrrha had chosen to stay.

Jaune was currently stood down below his rooms window with a boombox at his feet. He smiled and pushed play and a jolly piano track started to play. He picked up a rock and threw it at the window, causing the glass to shatter.

Pyrrha looked out of the window and stared down at Jaune, confusion evident on her face as Jaune started to scale the wall. Once he entered the now 'open' window, he put a hand on Pyrrha's shoulder and moved over to the wall.

"You've been counting, all the days off, of your calendar for weeks now." He started to sing and flipping through their calendar "You can't wait for, saturday cause, that's the night that it all goes down."

Pyrrha sat down on the bed and smiled at the blonde goofball she calls leader.

"From 7:45 to 7:48 in particular." He brought up a clock and changed the time "Cause that is when I'll give you what you need!" He moved to the front of the amazon and got on one knee.

The redhead started to blush.

"3 minutes of ecstasy! Several nights a month!"

Pyrrha's face fell in shock at how forward her crush was being.

"You just tell me baby, If that is too much! When my stuff's in your stuff! Our souls become entwined! For 180 seconds! My sex has blown your mind." Jaune grinned confidently and kissed Pyrrha's hand, who jumped up and pulled Jaune down to the bed.


Jaune soon emerged from under the cover and grabbed her scroll and dialed Weiss' number "Go ahead and, call all your girlfriends and give them the details of how it went down."

Pyrrha was surprised that he was still singing even after they just did it.

"Hello?" Came Weiss' voice. Jaune hit end call.

"I know you can't wait, to brag to all of them. About how I took your ass to Wangtown." He thrust towards her causing her to go a deeper shade of red than her hair.

"Jaune, you know you can stop singing, right?"

Jaune grabbed something from the side of the bed "I'll grab my captains hats and my floaties." He put on the hat and arm floats and put his foot on the edge of the bed "And we'll set sail for sexy seas!... For at least."

He pulled Pyrrha up and got behind her, wrapping his arms around her waist.

"3 minutes of ecstasy! Any more and this room would burn! That's why I don't last longer! Your safety is my main concern! If you haven't finished, baby that's just fine."

He spun her around to face him and smiled "You know that I'm here for you." He said caringly.

Pyrrha smiled "Jaune, that means so muc.."

Jaune looked at the clock "Oh shit, look at the time." He said, making his way back to the window "Urmm, I have to go to the, urmm, teachers lounge for some more, urm, homework!" He put one leg over the window sill and looked back at the stunned girl "Adieu." He said before dropping.

Pyrrha used her semblance and pulled Jaune back through the window by his armour. "You can't just run out on me after that!" She scolded him.

Jaune shook his head and broke into song once more "I'm sure I left you happy, But incase that's not enough!" He handed her two pieces of paper "Here's a copy of my headshot and a drawing of my nuts!"

Pyrrha looked at the pictures and dropped them. She turned to the blonde and punched him in the face. He fell onto the bed, unconscious and Pyrrha snuggled up next to him "You can't get away from me that easily." She smirked.