Kenny the observer.

Style hints of Kenny x someone

((I couldn't' decide between Tweek and Butters so I just said blonde and left it up to you who Kenny's with!))

Kenny McCormick noticed many things. He was usually the quiet observer. He knew his friends better than they knew themselves. Better than Stan knew Kyle or Kyle knew Stan. The blonde was loyal, and sweet, and over all a hero. That blood pumping in his veins that had create Mysterion never left, not fully. Even now he wanted to help. He wanted to help his friends. He wanted to help Stanley Marsh.

As they grew up, Wendy and Stan were constantly on and off. This was a lot of stress on the poor country boy, who only wanted a stable relationship. In freshman year of high school Stan started to drink when he was stressed. Things escalated from there. At first Kenny would even drink with him, but as the immortal grew to seeing why his friend drank he stopped. Stan didn't drink because of Wendy. No, he drank because of Kyle. Freshman year is also the year Stan Marsh realized he was gay. For his best friend. Wendy had gotten back with him and decided she would finally try things with him. Wendy kissed him, and took her clothes off. That didn't go over so well when Stan couldn't participate. At all. They broke up again and after a few rocky weeks of comfort from the Jewish boy Stan came to see it wasn't Wendy. It was all girls. He never told anyone but Kenny can tell these things. Also because his friend has loose lips when he drank.

Kenny looked out for everyone, and so he helped Stan. He talked to Kyle many times and though he denied liking anyone eventually gave in and admitted to liked boys. Kyle was dating Bebe as a cover up however. Stan had no idea it was a cover. Kenny tried to convince him of it one night and it made things worse. The ebony haired teen stopped going to Kenny and drank alone. The blonde couldn't find where for the life of him.

It came down to it. So he told Kyle. He told Kyle what Stan was doing and the ginger teen immediately knew where the other would be. Stark's Pond. There was a small area with an old couch and few other things where they had hid as kids when something bad happened. They hid there when Stan's parents divorced. They hid there when Cartman bullied them, they even hid there just be close to each other. Kyle ran there and sure enough there was the raven, drunk off his ass. The tried to get Stan to stop. It didn't work, but as could be remembered Stan has loose lips when drunk. Without even knowing he did so: Stnaley Marsh confessed to Kyle Broflovski. While drunk, in the bushes of Stark's Pond. And Kyle kissed him.

The next morning Stan didn't remember any of it. He woke up in Kyle's bed looking disheveled and smelling like puke. (he had thrown up when he was kissed because of the nerves. And the alcohol.) He sat up slowly holding his pounding head. Kyle was right there at his side with asprin and water. When questioned how he got there Kyle just smiled and told him to lay back down. Stan was in too poor of shape to realize or care that Kyle laid with him, stroking his hair and rubbing his temples. Stan slept for the rest of the day. When he came to again he saw how close his super best friend was. Kyle even had his arm wrapped around his chest. Stan turned to face him and kiss his nose (no puking this time) waking the other up. Kyle's hat was askew and he fixed it before kissing Stan on the mouth.

The two teens dated in secret, though for an observer like Kenny it was obvious. They held hands and sat closer. They stayed over for sleepovers almost every day.

The blonde sighed wistfully. Always an observer. He looked up to catch another blonde watching him closely. The other turned away quickly, blushing pink from being caught. So he was an observer too? Kenny smirked. He might not be alone and single for much longer it seemed.